This is a measure of how out-of-it I’ve been lately: I completely forgot that I never actually posted MaryKate’s title after she won the last Personal Ad Contest. I had it made and ready to go, and my brain had somehow convinced itself that I’d posted it, but I hadn’t. Egad.
So all apologies for the lateness, MaryKate, but I hope you like the title, because we Smart Bitches dub thee:




Well, I’m just speechless. Thanks so much!
I feel so honored, and vaguely dirty all at the same time.
Could have been worse. They could have dubbed you The Lady of Hoo-Ha.
Graciously,
Twitterpants