You can send your honey a valentine’s e-card from Danielle Steel’s perfume website.
Lookee here – I made one for y’all.
Problem is, there wasn’t enough room for the “y” in Bitchery.
Other problem is, it’s lame.

You can send your honey a valentine’s e-card from Danielle Steel’s perfume website.
Lookee here – I made one for y’all.
Problem is, there wasn’t enough room for the “y” in Bitchery.
Other problem is, it’s lame.
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Hey, Sarah, it’s the thought that counts. (Honestly, I’m not being snide. But I do think that heart came from edible-crotch panties worn by Danielle at her last…uh…book signing.)
Thanks for the Valentine!
LOL. It is pretty lame, but it was a nice thought and that’s all that matters.
Ah! It’s wonderful to be part of the Bitchery.
Yes, it really is the thought that counts! It’s almost enough to make me forget I don’t have a date! Haha, just kidding, Hallmark will never let me forget that!!
Awww, Sarah you DO care!
Just don’t send us the perfume…it smells like a nursing home on friday “kickup your heels” night.
Just don’t send us the perfume…it smells like a nursing home on friday “kickup your heels†night.
Snort!
Yeah, Danielle’s perfume is truly foul, all right. But hey, can we blame anyone for making their own perfume now that Paris Ho’ton has one?
Experience the special fragrance of Paris… it smells like a hung-over tramp.
Best card I’ve received all year. 😉