It seems the way to the Bitchery’s heart is through geek-referenced footwear, and why not? Duncan gets his happily ever after with a fine Lady named Dell, and we geek-girls slather after him for ever after because well, a dual-boot Duncan is a fine, fine thing. Who could resist the powerful allure of user-friendly Mac-ManTitty?
And so the winner of the Smart Bitch Big Misunderstanding Contest is: Castiron for Entry #6: Duncan, Dell, and a love that we hope will never see the blue screen of death.
Honorable Mention goes to Entry #4, by S. Chestnut, which featured a very popular and very, very dim Duncan mistaking his own reflection for his brother. #4 and #6 were neck-in-neck until Duncan and Dell accessed the joy of victory.
So kneel, Castiron, and receive your title, and our congratulations!




Wow! Thank you!
Congratulations Castiron! I voted for this very clever entry too (altho it killed me not to vote for my own, but that would have been declasse`, oui?). As my code word is police59, possibly even illegal aussi.
Congratulations! I did love your computer themed entry (dual-boot? HAHA!). Wear your Smart Bitch Title with pride!
Congrats to both of you! Those were some fabulous entries!