Egad, I’ve been horribly remiss and completely forgot to hold Ceilidh’s coronation ceremony. At any rate, please kneel, then stand proudly in your new title, for we dub thee:
Congratulations again for getting the answer right to last Friday’s Lonely Heart contest!
I shall faithfully hold and administer The Duchy of Cocqueringue and do so swear my fealty to the Smart Bitches, long may they rule.
Sworn this 16th day of May 2006.
Ceilidh
Duchess of Cocqueringue
Congratulations, your grace. Wear your title with pride, and a minimum of chafing.
Darlene
Duchess Twitterpants