Guess That Lonely Heart

You know the routine: Author, Title, and Heroine’s Name to me, and Smart Bitch Title® to you!

Don’t Get Me Started on This One

Lovely zaftig heroine in the Old Wild West seeks wounded, lonely man to heal and make happy. Meanwhile, you do the same for me and bring me out of my misery, away from my nasty parent and awful stock-character sister. I’ve got help in the form of a time-traveling lady with a magic wand and a year’s worth of People magazine to read, and she’s got spells of the NutriSystem variety – I’m like a historical romance precursor to Jemima J. In the end, you earn my adoration and love, and, as a noble bonus, I’ll be all skinny and hawt and every man’s fantasy.