Coronation Ceremony for Samantha!

Sam is our latest inductee into our ‘sclusive club of Smart Bitch Title Holders. This time, she won it for guessing the answer to this week’s personal ad—one of my all-time favorite Judith McNaught novels, Something Wonderful. Kneel, and brace yourself, Sam, because behold, thou art crowned:

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  1. Samantha says:

    Awesome!! Thank you 🙂

  2. Dohnkepunsche? Candy, ya oughta at least give Samantha a link.

    Here’s what I learned from answers.com:

    “Donkey punching is sometimes referred to as The Tony Danza (see Tony Danza), because it supposedly shows the female “who’s the boss,” which was the title of a popular 80’s television show featuring Danza.”

    . . . and so much more.

  3. katyli says:

    Holy balls, I TOTALLY didn’t get that title until I looked it up on Answers.com.
    YIKES, that is FOUL.

  4. Raina_Dayz says:

    Oh wow best title ever.

  5. Wow, how could anyone ever consider their education complete without knowledge of this particular…um…act?  I, too, love the idea of it being nicknamed the “Tony Danza” – that’s hilarious.

  6. I learn so much here.  Really, I think the SB’s are providing a public service to the sexually naive.  Like me.

  7. Ellen F. says:

    I didn’t know this term, either.  I learn so much from you guys *sniff*… I’m getting all misty-eyed here.

  8. Robin says:

    “. . . and so much more.”

    Yeah, isn’t this the first title that’s linked to an actual crime (and I’m NOT referring to the back door action)?  Yowza.

  9. Candy says:

    Man, I looked at the title just a few minutes ago and realized: the small version and the big version had two different titles. The big version was a countess, and the small version was duchess. Fixed the small version.

    Sorry. Need to cut down the crack consumption.

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