Franziska rules. Well, all our readers rule—in fact, if I may say so, our readers are teh awesome. But Franziska is a special flavor of ruling-ness today because she correctly guessed the answer for today’s personal ad contest.
So please
bend over
kneel, Franziska, and receive your title, for thou art now styled:
Wow, this is just wonderful. I love my title, funnily enough I’m a blonde (real) and my hubby likes my assets. The bitches rule!
Congratulations, countess!
Balloon knot? I don’t get it. I hate it when I don’t get it. Y’all should have to post a link.
Or I could get off my ass and google it.
Okay, here’s Howard Stern explaining ‘balloon knot.’
Guess I need to watch Oprah more often.