The ad lasted nearly an hour! Oh, it is hard indeed to stump the Bitchery.
Congratulations to Elisabeth, who correctly guessed that today’s Lonely Heart was Jackie O’Neill from Jude Deveraux’s “The Invitation,” a novella that seriously gave Sarah the Major Icks.
Kneel, Elizabeth and rise with your new Smart Bitch Title®:




Wahoo! Victory is mine!
Two words from the Lexicon of Evil in one title! Awesome!
I had to laugh when I stumbled upon this site—my wife, a smart bitch if I don’t say so myself, is sitting right next to me on the couch, reading “This Rake of Mine” by Elizabeth Boyle. Now she’s telling me that I should mention Julie Garwood to give her some street cred. Anyway, y’all are funny. Great site.
Anybody remember Ubbie Dubbie language from “Zoom!”?
B-ub-ec-ub-ause ub-I k-ub-eep r-ub-ead-ub-ing th-ub-e t-ub-itle ub-as:
Laver Nubbubbinham.
Congrats, countess! I’m way jealous of that eyeshadow.