Go forth and find out what your name REALLY means in the Sexy Name Decoder!
Here’s mine:
Ha. Ain’t that the troof. Though how does one adeptly need anything? Can I want something inadeptly?
Courtesy of Lore Sjoberg, the guy behind The Brunching Shuttlecocks, The Book of Ratings, the Cyborg Name Decoder and the Monster Name Decoder—in short, one sexy fucking geek.
p.s. Feel free to copy and paste the code into the comments so we can all see what you got.
“Action Denied: Blacklisted Item Found
http://se xy.namedecoder.com”
Uhhh…
I got the same message, Nicole.
But my avatar was the skull and rose, and my name was: Ravishing One Besstowing Intense Necking!
Isn’t all necking intense?
yeah, mine was the skull & rose and:
Nocturnal Individual Conferring Orgasms and Lustful Embraces
Yuppers, that’s me. 🙂
My avatar was the handcuffs with the heart-shaped keyhole. (Whaddya expect from an erotic romance editor?)
E.D.T.R.I.X.: Expert Delivering Thrilling, Rapturous, Intense Xperiences
Oh hells yeeah!
Anyone else think that skull has an overbite that needs some orthodontic attention?
Two champagne glasses: Seductress Administering Rapturous Arousing Hugs.
Hugs? Yeah. Ok. Lemme run that by Hubby:
“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”
There you have it!
Whoops! I’ve fixed the Blacklist.
Ummm, those of you who want to post your name can do so now with no fear of being blocked.
Ravishing One Bestowing Yummy Necking!
Sexy Temptress Expertly Providing Hot Affection and Naughty, Intense Embraces.
Can affection be hot? And yeah, baby, I’m a temptress like Freebird is in college.
Okay, so it’s all BS – it was fun. Thanks, Candy. What else have you got that I can procrastinate on? Huh?
Candy, thank you for making my day.
I think mine is ABSOLUTELY the BEST…2 champagne glasses and:
Ravishing Outstanding Babe Incomparably Needing Overwhelming Worship and Erotic, Naughty Stimulation
That Overwhelming Worship sounds like a cat, huh?
Robin
You know, we who have 10 letter names have the wrap on this…
BTW I also obliterate nuns and eat wimps…as well as am a nocturnal observer, explore the world and do necessary sabotage (I hope not on my own world at night…)
Robin Owens
OMG. Thanks to my buddy Michael,
here’s ahere are several Time Wasters to end all Time Wasters:
Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts
Top 30 Vin Diesel Facts
Top 30 Mr. T Facts
What makes them especially time-intensive in terms of suckage is that you can view the individual statements and rate them.
Rate a Vin Diesel Fact
Rate a Chuck Norris Fact
Rate a Mr. T Fact
I like mine!
Um, why didn’t it work when I pasted the code?
Oops, never mind. Needed to refresh my page. Dang, I wish there was an edit key!
I’ve figured it out: it’s because of the steeenking line breaks. ExpressionEngine freaks out at the linebreaks and renders the code as BBcode instead of HTML. Except our comments can’t parse BBCode. Grrr.
Those of you who want to post your code here: Try to remove the line breaks before posting. Or leave it as-is, and I’ll correct ‘em as we go.
Hey, no other classy bitches chose the duelling condoms, eh?
Is that what those condoms are doing? I thought they were just kinda sitting there, waiting for an opportune moment.
Oh, thanks, Candy!
And while we’re on the topic of condoms, anyone see the article in NY Magazine about the new nasal aphrodisiac?
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/lifestyle/sex/annual/2005/15061/index.html
Sorry about the long URL, but I don’t know how to do the ‘click here’ thing.
Wow. It’s like they KNOW me!
Oh well, it didn’t show up right. sniff.
that’ll teach me not to PREVIEW!
‘SOK. I fixed it 🙂 .
Candy, where do you find this stuff? OMG! I laughed so loud at the Chuck Norris facts, Mike had to come see what was so funny – which made it even MORE funny, because we have a running joke. Whenever I see ol’ Chuck on tv, I yell, “Yo, Mikey! Your buddy’s on!” And he yells, “Chuck, baby!”
Ah, Candy, you’re my salvation. Many more moments of procrastination….
here’s mine in all it’s wonderful glory. Candy can fix it. I’m heading to bed. Must confer orgasms and lustful embraces, you know. *eg*
Aw, shucks. Thanks Candy. Now you really are my HERO(ine)!!
OK, that article that Robin linked to? Uses the phrase “high wood count.”
Haaaahahahaha.
Hey I want to play too. I like mine 🙂
aw i cant figure it out 🙁
No worries, Charlie—fixed the pesky linebreaks.
Fabio: That is FABULOUS.
Now I’m off to do one for John D’Salvo.
Couldn’t resist!
Bleh! Thought I got rid of the page breaks…sorry for the extra work, Candy!
Well, the man-titty one sounded quite purple, all right.
Velvety orgasms??? I’m coming up on a love scene…dare I?
Robin
Woo Hoo. What else can I say but HELL YES!
Well, of course it isn’t showing up, so S.A.N.D.Y.O. =
Seductress Administering Naughty Delights and Yummy Orgasms. 🙂
Sorry, I tried to pretend like I knew what page breaks were. Apparently I’m a doof.
So I go and think roses and champagne are too cute for me and the handcuffs are too racey so I pick the skull.
Charming Ideal Nonconformist Deftly Yielding Sensual Massage and Intense, Thrilling Hugs.
Might as well as said I was a sexy as a Care Bear!!