S/he who giveth the name of the heroine, the name of the author, and the name of the book in most haste shall find themselves in ownership of a Smarte Bitche Title.
Help me escape – and extinguish the light, please.
Recently blossomed, though scarred, young heiress seeks stunningly handsome captain to help me escape evil guardian who seeks to, well, deflower my bloom. Must be willing to see beneath the surface and past planted suspicions, as I will certainly have to see past your superficial resemblance to evil in order to trust you. Marrying me for honor’s sake is understandable, but you must ‘fess up to the Luuuuurve® eventually or I and your stalk will certainly wilt.
You’ve just described 43,538 historical romances, man!
I have no clue who this is but I enjoyed the blurb immensely.
I guess Juliet Sinclair from Barbara Miller’s The Pretender.
Sorry Maureen, that’s not it – keep guessing!
Glad you liked the blurb, Lilith!
I’m with Maili on this one—have no blessed idea. Although obviously the “Turn out the light” is meaningful.
Except it clearly (turn out the light? Clearly? funny?) isn’t Beast by Judith Ivory, cause, well, it isn’t.
Victoria, from Catherine Coulter’s Moonspun Magic.
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Victoria from Moonspun Magic by Catherine Coulter, is indeed the right answer!
Nice going Jenica!
Hooray! I was a) on time and b) knew the answer… those two things NEVER go together…
Damn it, SBs, I never get it. I’m always too late or I don’t know the answer. Make one especially easy and block all the other IPs so I’m the only one who can post! 🙁
Just kidding. I really want a title, though. One of these days, man, one of these days…
Don’t worry bam – as long as Candy and I have horribly sick imaginations for titles, we’ll keep churning them out.
*sigh* I NEVER know the answer… I hang my head in shame…
Haven’t read this one but am curious about the significance of turning out the light.