Ave, Imperatrix! Morituri te salutant!

Maili correctly guessed the answer to today’s Personal Ad contest, and behold the title we Smart Bitches bestow upon her!

Maili Imperatrix Mundi

Maili Imperatrix Mundi (in miniature)

All Hail our new Empress.

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  1. Alyssa says:

    Please don’t die. I haven’t earned a name yet.

    Alyssa

  2. Candy says:

    As long as Maili doesn’t compel me to taka part in any gladiatorial matches, I guess I’m pretty safe….

  3. Maili says:

    Oh, pretty!

    Hang on a sec. Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing? Grumpy Bonnie? Huh. 

    Well, if there are some certain Scottish historical romance authors in the arena, I’d gladly throw myself into it, shrieking, “Age! Fac ut gaudeam!” And slay ‘em all.  *beam*

  4. Candy says:

    I think Sarah was trying to tell you to jump his bones, not crunch ‘em under your spiky bootheel. But, uhhh, what you said works as well.

  5. Kate R says:

    Do them both. Jump his bones and then grind him beneath your spike heels.

  6. CindyS says:

    testing – last two comments bit the dust because the word thingie said I entered the word wrong.

  7. CindyS says:

    Okay, let’s try again only in bullet points.

    Maili – can I now call you Empress Jumpahisbones?  I was coming to ask if someone could phonetically sound it out.  I have figured out others but my french sucks…it is french right?

    Sarah and Candy, have you guys done the ‘I know you aren’t going to believe this but I have never read ….’ or ’ I read one book of so and so and even though she is well read, I didn’t like it.

    Just asking.
    CindyS

  8. Candy says:

    CindyS: Yes, we have. Check these out:

    Big-Name Authors I Haven’t Tried (by me)

    Authors I don’t Get (by me)

    Authors I don’t Get Either (by Sarah)

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