Time for yet another Smart Bitches Romance Novel Personal Ad. As usual: guess the novel in the comments, and first correct winner gets a very special title, from Sarah, Duchess Cuntington, and Candy, la Comtesse du Gant d’Amour!
WANTED: MAN WHO SEES THE OBVIOUS
SWF, Scottish, loathsome of Sassenachs, seeks man who can see beneath the surface to woo and win brilliant, though disguised, whip-smart lass. Men who employ blunt force, stubborn will, and cream to ease their passage on the unwilling need not apply. Promise to love, honor, but there will so not be obedience in this relationship. Men with winsome and spunky mistresses need not hesitate – if you can win a bluestocking, you can win me. But do expect to give the hussy up once she is finished saving us from danger, is that clear?
Damn. I have no idea but it sounds like a Julie Garwood novel 😉
I can picture the damn cover of the book I’m thinking of, but do you think I can remember the author or title? Noooooooooooooooo. It’s a really old one, though.
Somebody please answer me, because it is KILLING me that I can’t remember. This is what happens when you listen to your husband when he says to only keep the keepers instead of every book you’ve ever touched. Before I made those 689 trips to Goodwill (I think they’re still collecting for the expansion fund), I could have pulled the book out of the pile. Dammit.
LOL Shan, I keep re-freshing for the same reason. It’s right at the edge of my brain. And I did the same, wandered over to the bookshelf to see if it was there. The familiarity of it is killing me!
Alright you sneaky bitches who are driving me crazy and keeping me from a much needed nap – it’s not Midsummer Magic by Catherine Coulter, is it?
Hooray! Angie, go take a nap – you are correct! The heroine Catherine Coulter’s Midsummer Magic, Frances, wrote that personal ad. Stay tuned for your very own title!
Oh thank God LOL. I seriously was going batty and after scouring every Catherine Coulter title on my shelf, realized it had to be her but one I didn’t have. And I really AM going to go nap now since the demon baby is sleeping. Whoo-hooo! I got a title, Shan. Nyah nyah nyah!
That’s not the one I was thinking of.
Must. Start. Drinking.