Inspired by Longmire:
Yes, this is what happens when a computer geek gets the day off and she decides she doesn’t want to sweep the floors juuuuust yet. Sorry the guy looks like he has eczema on his torso, but damn, that Clone Stamp is tricky to maneuver when there’s so little clean bare skin I can sample. Think of it as a consequence of being stuck in a nasty dungeon for God knows how long. That way the heroine can rub Lubriderm all over him after he’s rescued.
Mmmmmm, Lubriderm….
I can’t read these anymore because my keyboard and laptop screen are going to be destroyed by Diet-Coke spray! Hysterical! I think you two should have a weekly show: “Romance Novel Covers Revealed”. You can dissect the finest in the industry and offer optional titles. I’d tune in.
Really, thanks for making me smile and giggle every single day!
LOL! I love these. Longmire inspired mine, too.
I was just thinking that a romance cover parody would be just the thing at AAR—maybe as a corollary (sp?) to the Purple Prose Parody, or the Annual Cover Contest. I’d love to see what fans come up with—the few I’ve seen so far have been hilarious.
Hot damn, Meljean, yours are totally awesome. Startled my sleeping cats when I started snorting and guffawing.
That’s the second time someone has told me I’ve freaked out their cats…no wonder my kitty doesn’t like me. :gulp:
Oh my god, you have the best smileys. I’m going to have to keep myself from playing with them.
my mother has that book!
I always thought that key was in a weird place
Yeah, shit happens!