Dear Bitches, Smart Authors Podcast

20. The Mysterious Hymen

We're back! And it's podcast time – wherein we talk about what YOU think the misplaced hymen should be called.

We also decided that you should pick the winner, so you've made your choice from the selection below and let us know what you think is the best entry. Please note: there were some late entries (heh heh) to the contest that don't appear in the podcast but do appear in the voting. Here are the results! 

 

OOPS! Forgot the list of books we discussed in this episode! Here you go: 

What's Up Down There? The Players Club: Scott Choose Me

Bride by MistakeBy the Pale MoonlightBook Cover

Gone Too FarIn the Bleak MidwinterA Hunger Like no Other
 

This week's music was provided by Sassy Outwater, and this track is called “Dragons,” by a Parisian group called Caravan Palace. You can find their album, “Caravan Palace,” on iTunes, and you can find the band on MySpace and Facebook.

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In our next episode, we're talking about this year's DABWAHA – get ready for March Madness™, Romance-novel style!

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  1. 1
    Heather says:

    I like “Raiders of the Lost Hymen”. You know, since the hero is ALWAYS a marauding savage who would’ve brought his A-game IF ONLY he had known she was a virgin beforehand—because it’s okay to be a totally inconsiderate Neanderthal in the sack if she’s NOT a virgin. *facepalm*

  2. 2
    redgirl0990 says:

    Did you only include selected entries?

  3. 3
    Susan F. says:

    Hmm, I’m not seeing it on iTunes.

  4. 4

    I think you should add in dislocated hymen. you’ve got dysplasia, maneuver… why not dislocation?

  5. 5
    Jim L says:

    What it should be called: amateurish.  If you’re a professional writer, and you’re writing scenes involving large amounts of anatomy, you should know the correct details of the aforementioned anatomy.

  6. 6
    JuJuBee says:

    Hi, Men!

  7. 7
    Daisy says:

    JuJuBee’s should definitely have been included!

  8. 8
    Nancy Loughrin says:

    love it, the podcast killed me, keep’m coming!!

  9. 9
    Sofia Harper says:

    Hy-lantis maybe. People swear it exist in a certain location .

  10. 10
    ECSpurlock says:

    Hymystery—the Mystery of the Hidden Hymen

  11. 11
    JanLo says:

    Great podcast. Loved it.

  12. 12

    Loved the podcast!!
    I just casted my vote! :D

  13. 13

    Loved the podcast!!
    I just casted my vote! :D

  14. 14

    Loved the podcast!!
    I just casted my vote! :D

  15. 15
    Anna Cowan says:

    I was giggling so much whilst listening to this. I started explaining the misplaced hymen to my husband and he was all, “I don’t wanna know!”

    Also – I’ve been trying to write a sex scene for the last week. For some reason I thought it was going to be easy…

  16. 16
    Anna Cowan says:

    oh, and I completely agree about “Damn”. I read mainly historical fiction, so my feeling is that it a) sounds vaguely period-appropriate and b) is a lite swear word – so where a swear word’s needed, that one gets picked most often.

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