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Conversation Hearts…OF AWESOME
02.14.13 | 4:14 am | 33 CommentsIf you were worried I'd gone off the end of the world into the pit of never-ending sappy today, fear not. Theresa Romain is here to help, with PURE EVIL TIME SUCK OF FUN!
She tweeted this link to me and, well, there went four hours of my day.
Behold: Make your own Candy Hearts! And, if you're not feeling the Luuuuurrrve™ today, there's an anti-Valentine's day version, too, which they call "Goth mode."
Oh, the fun that can be had. Here's Lyra's conversation heart for her love:
Theresa says we should combine the heart generator with the Romance Novel Workout series:
I happen to loathe the conversation hearts as a candy. I know people have hate/love debates about candy corn, but my ire and revulsion is purely reserved for conversation hearts. Hearts of Chalk! Not Actual Candy! Whose idea was this?!
But now, I think I'm in favor of conversation hearts - the ones I can customize anyway.
Ok, time to share! What does your custom conversation heart say? Share share!
Sarah W said on 02.14.13 at 06:32 AM • [link]
“Propose or Leave”
Cbeta Fiberson said on 02.14.13 at 07:19 AM • [link]
At the moment NOT looking forward to a day. Plans I had were destroyed literally, thus I’m in a terrible mood. I wish I could sleep this day away and that it would never exist. It’s a thorn for those who want someone special but can never truly get that person, and please don’t try to placate me with words. Words don’t make me feel better.
Beccah W. said on 02.14.13 at 08:41 AM • [link]
I’m totally going to spend my day designing a bunch of these now! I’m thinking my husband needs some that say “Show me ur peen” or something along those lines…
SB Sarah said on 02.14.13 at 09:35 AM • [link]
I’m sorry Cbeta. That totally sucks.
JoanneF said on 02.14.13 at 10:10 AM • [link]
Lathe my nubbin!
CarrieS said on 02.14.13 at 10:38 AM • [link]
Darn you, bronchitis!
SB Sarah said on 02.14.13 at 10:48 AM • [link]
For you, Joanne:
Jaelwye said on 02.14.13 at 11:03 AM • [link]
Be my weredukesheik!
CarrieS said on 02.14.13 at 11:05 AM • [link]
let’s not forget the classics here at Smart Bitches:
in ur ass
saving yr life
Jaelwye said on 02.14.13 at 11:11 AM • [link]
Ruche me baby
VixAmesLiz said on 02.14.13 at 11:27 AM • [link]
courtesy of Futurama:
BacknGrooveMom said on 02.14.13 at 11:34 AM • [link]
I have no idea how to generate a heart but mine would say ‘be my antihero?’
Abby Normal said on 02.14.13 at 11:53 AM • [link]
Until you turn blue…
SB Sarah said on 02.14.13 at 12:01 PM • [link]
For BacknGrooveMom:
SB Sarah said on 02.14.13 at 12:01 PM • [link]
For you!
SB Sarah said on 02.14.13 at 12:01 PM • [link]
TOTALLY:
Kristy said on 02.14.13 at 12:25 PM • [link]
Best. Heart. EVARRRR.
Kristy said on 02.14.13 at 12:27 PM • [link]
This one should not be in goth mode - He’s SAVING HER LIFE!
SB Sarah said on 02.14.13 at 01:58 PM • [link]
Yes… but he’s in her ass. Where it is dark and gothy. Anal is totally goth. Right?
Rachel S. said on 02.14.13 at 03:26 PM • [link]
I had to turn my love radioactive for work today…
Kirok_enterprises said on 02.14.13 at 03:50 PM • [link]
Surprise Buttsecks!
Lyra Archer said on 02.14.13 at 03:51 PM • [link]
I don’t think I could eat the Fichu’s heart, but damned if I wouldn’t hang onto it forever!
MissB2U said on 02.14.13 at 04:18 PM • [link]
You know, upon reflection there is absolutely nothing I can add that beats what you guys have up there.
Allison said on 02.14.13 at 05:55 PM • [link]
Endless fun with candy hearts! Here’s my take on it…
Taylor Reynolds said on 02.14.13 at 05:59 PM • [link]
Eat Me! (All puns and double entendres completely intentional)
Lenorejago said on 02.14.13 at 06:27 PM • [link]
I hope you mean lave, or there’s going to be a mad dash to the ER!
RosieH said on 02.14.13 at 06:51 PM • [link]
U R so plush
The Other Susan said on 02.14.13 at 10:40 PM • [link]
Oh! Oh! In the spirit of “Book Slut”:
Will F*** For Books!
sweetsiouxsie said on 02.15.13 at 01:06 AM • [link]
Sit on My Face
sweetsiouxsie said on 02.15.13 at 01:11 AM • [link]
Here is my heart. I hope this works!
wingednike said on 02.15.13 at 01:41 AM • [link]
Oh, man. Can you turn these into real conversation hearts? They would make great door prizes at RT and other book conventions
Tam B. said on 02.15.13 at 05:32 AM • [link]
I’m so going to have some fun with this site. My choice:
Suck on This!
susan said on 02.15.13 at 09:49 AM • [link]
I had a blast with this.
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