Now THAT's a cliff worth worrying about, yo. Have one last long, epic look before I announce the winners.
Y'all are some funny people, yo. The entries were making me screamlaugh and scare the dogs - and any stray mountain climbers.
And now, the honorable mentions!
Maggie Robinson: It was a bit disconcerting when the bondage elves exploded out of her thong, but Tristan soon took the hint and became a very happy camper.
Lori S: If you climb it, they will come.
Amanda: Unleash the underpants gnomes!
Fullybooked: Sebastion didn't want to make a mountain out of a molehill but he had never needed so much protection before.
O_Waite: Although he was glad to find such a sturdy handhold, he had really been expecting more crevice work.
Gail b: Ever since the collapse of The Old Man of the Mountain, the New Hampshire Department of Tourism has been wracking their brains on how to bring back rock-climbing tourism dollars to the state.
Behold "The Young Nubile Couple of the Mountain"
Live Free or..... (sigh)
Jodi: He thought he was lucky that her breasts were small and humble, so he didn't confuse them with mountains. But things were more complicated than he realised...
Special honorable mention for packing (ha) as many jokes in one sentence:
KM: Signs you may need to work on your tuck game, no. 263: the Borrowers use it for purchase
She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes...
And the winner of this Caption That Cover edition is:
Gail Leinweber: He would climb mountains to win her, then go down to keep her.
Aw, yeah! Gail, congrats! Please email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooks.com to tell me from which bookstore you'd like a snazzy gift card.
Thank you to everyone who attempted the summit. Happy New Year!