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You’ll never look at the Count the same way again
by Candy | November 20, 2007 | Tuesday at 5:18 am | 16 CommentsAs Mightygodking noted: there’s only one joke to this video, but HOLY CHRIST it’s a good one.
Hang on, doesn’t what he do to the candles and what he does to himself when he’s alone count as the same thing? Wait, ‘scuse me: [bleep] as the same thing?
rebyj said on 11.20.07 at 05:29 AM • [comment link]
OH MY BLEEP!!!the tune is like what you hear at Jewish wedding receptions when they hoist the groom up in the chair. I had that vision in my head the entire video.
stick the groom in a chair and sing along!!
“sometimes i sit and beep all day”
“slowly slowly slowly getting faster faster faster it is so exciting i could bleep forever till i drop”
the C word sure bleeps a lotta things..those poor spiders on the wall and cobwebs in the hall..by the time he got to the candles I was hyperventilating.
that was HILARIOUS!
Cori said on 11.20.07 at 05:49 AM • [comment link]
::Sporfle:: My childhood!
SarahLynn said on 11.20.07 at 05:53 AM • [comment link]
Thanks for making me spit out the tea I was trying to drink…I’m with rebyj on the hyperventilating, except that I couldn’t breath after the first couple lines. Hilarious!!
RandomRanter said on 11.20.07 at 06:10 AM • [comment link]
At this moment, it is so good that I don’t have kids, because I would be a really long time before I would be able to explain to them why I find this song so funny. Oh, thanks.
Vash said on 11.20.07 at 06:15 AM • [comment link]
Oh. My. God. I remember this song… and it is now tarnished forever!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Amelia "Fuckheady Bitchipants" Elias said on 11.20.07 at 07:54 AM • [comment link]
When I’m alone, I [BLEEP] myself!
Oh God, that’s terrible and brilliant at the same time. Good Lord, I hurt from laughing!
Amelia "Fuckheady Bitchipants" Elias said on 11.20.07 at 07:55 AM • [comment link]
By the way, I work with a special-needs child who LOVES Sesame Street so I see it Every. Single. Day. And now it will never be the same again.
Jenyfer Matthews said on 11.20.07 at 09:20 AM • [comment link]
OMG - that was too funny!
Guess next thing we’ll see is the Count being banned as a bad influence on children. Sort of like Santa - apparently he’s been asked to “slim down” to set a better example for kids and also not to say “ho ho ho” because it could be offensive to women.
Get a grip people!!!! (And a sense of humor)
Katie Dickson said on 11.20.07 at 09:50 AM • [comment link]
That lasted a really long time, at nearly 2am, alone in my apartment.
Oh wait. Now I sound like him.
Bleep.
Freezair said on 11.20.07 at 10:00 AM • [comment link]
The source of this little jewel would be one Neil Cicierega, the same fellow who brought the world the Potter Puppet Pals.
http://wiki.illemonati.com/The_Song_of_the_Count With MP3 download link!
Nora Roberts said on 11.20.07 at 02:45 PM • [comment link]
Ernie and Bert fanfic, now the bleeping count! What, oh, what, is in store for Big Bird?
I must send that video to my boys, in memory of our days together with Sesame Street.
KCfla said on 11.20.07 at 04:34 PM • [comment link]
OMG!
I’m so glad my kids are past the age to watch that show. I would not be able to explain my uncontrollable laughter for this one!
Bleep? *SNORT*
Jennifer Armintrout said on 11.20.07 at 06:38 PM • [comment link]
It’s really a testament to how incredibly juvenile I am that this thing made me laugh as hard as I did.
Joanna S. said on 11.20.07 at 08:05 PM • [comment link]
Hey, I wonder if he also counts strokes as he [BLEEPS!] himself…No wonder he’s always laughing and is able to deal with his OCD so well!
(I say this knowing that I’m a bad, bad person who thinks of bad, bad things. But I am soooo not sorry!)
Jenyfer Matthews said on 11.20.07 at 10:13 PM • [comment link]
What a timely day to see this video - because apparently Sesame Street already warped all of our minds, early on:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/18/magazine/18wwln-medium-t.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1
Invisigoth said on 11.22.07 at 03:46 AM • [comment link]
Oh, lord that was funny! No wonder they say Sesame Street Old School is for adults only!
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