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WE’RE NUMBER ONE! WE’RE NUMBER ONE!
by Candy | October 10, 2005 | Monday at 7:08 pm | 14 Comments1. Go to Google.
2. Search for “man-titty.”
3. Check out who’s number one.
Oh yeah, that’s right. Take THAT, Chris Rock! BOO YAH!
Other search terms for which we are the tippy-toppiest of the Top Dogs:
- trashy books
- trashy novels
- Dominican bitches (but we have been pretty much from day one)
- trashy bitches
We’ve worked hard to provide hard-hitting (huh huh, I said “hard”) content to you, and we’re proud that we’ve cornered the number one spots in these coveted search terms.
As Sarah said, we should have one of those used car sales ads with the guy bellowing on the bullhorn saying “WE ARE NUMBER ONE IN MAN-TITTY SO COME ON DOWN TO SMART BITCHES, TRASHY BOOKS!”
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Sarah F. said on 10.10.05 at 07:37 PM • [comment link]
Only if you hypenate it. If you don’t put the hyphen in, you’re number five. So write man titty without the hyphen a few hundred times. Man titty. Man titty. Man titty.
That should help.
Feklar said on 10.10.05 at 07:46 PM • [comment link]
Just to show your success at subliminal indoctrination, I twice read that you “worked hard to provide hard-[T]itting” content…
Dee said on 10.10.05 at 07:52 PM • [comment link]
LOL, don’t worry ladies, this is just the first step of your man-titty adventures! Take this prize and continue to titty though the gauntlet of man-titty contenders and pretenders. (There’s really FOUR other places that discuss man-titty more often?? How is that even possible?)
Congrats, gals!
Dee
Jaci Burton said on 10.10.05 at 08:08 PM • [comment link]
When I think man titty, I think smart bitches. It just goes together.
Did that come out right?
Candy said on 10.10.05 at 08:31 PM • [comment link]
When I think man titty, I think smart bitches. It just goes together.
I’m totally hearing the Coffeemate theme song in my head.
“You can’t have one without the other….”
And thanks for the heads up, Sarah F. Will make more of an effort to spell man titty without the hyphenation as well. We here at Smart Bitches Inc. wish to corner the market on all Google-related man titty searches in our bid to leverage our assets to their best potentiality.
Darlene Marshall said on 10.10.05 at 09:44 PM • [comment link]
Y’all are definitely the queens of man titty. Which doesn’t mean quite what it would in a different context.
Vera Nazarian said on 10.10.05 at 11:09 PM • [comment link]
Awwwritey!! You rule! :-)
Doug Hoffman said on 10.10.05 at 11:22 PM • [comment link]
Hey, I don’t get it. I googled “man-titty” and got George W. Bush’s website. I think he caught wind of this and had his apparatchiks fix things but good. You guys just slid down to #3 (Karl Rove has the #2 spot).
Just kidding.
D.
April said on 10.11.05 at 03:23 AM • [comment link]
Congratulations! I have this insane urge to sing, “Man Titty Titty Bang Bang.”
Beth said on 10.11.05 at 03:26 AM • [comment link]
Even better: y’all are #1 when I google “smart bitches”.
I mean, you go to the modern equivalent of the OED, look up “smart bitches” and there’s a picture of you guys.
Whoa.
celeste said on 10.11.05 at 05:17 AM • [comment link]
Sarah F. said: So write man titty without the hyphen a few hundred times. Man titty. Man titty. Man titty.
Put that way, it sounds like an after school punishment. ;-)
Amy E said on 10.12.05 at 03:39 AM • [comment link]
I think man titty qualifies as a punishment. Did my blog show up under the man titty search? Because I did a whole post on man titty when I found an action figure in my son’s toychest that had mega man titty. I mean, it’s like man titty extreme, man titty a-go-go, man titty to the power of ten. Man tits that have to be DD at least. This thing had man titty like you wouldn’t believe. (I posted pictures. The fucking thing has a better rack that I do!)
I have now (man titty) done my (man titty) part to (man titty) increase your man titty ratings in the man titty race for the #1 man titty spot.
Whew.
Mel-O-Drama said on 10.13.05 at 03:05 PM • [comment link]
I’ve decided I just really like typing man-titty. It makes me giggle like a 12 year old.
Candy said on 10.13.05 at 07:03 PM • [comment link]
Many thanks to all of you who did your duty in helping us improve our rankings in the Man Titty field.
In fact, I’m off to add “man titty” to our meta tags. Because I’m a freak that way.
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