Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

Hahahahaha. 

“4000-word (more if Robin is writing it)”

Hey, no fair, it’s not tomorrow yet!

It’s tomorrow somewhere :)

Up way too late in England and this TOTALLY got me for a minute despite that I’ve just watched my housemate tape a personal alarm to the kitchen doorframe so that when my boyfriend goes in there tomorrow morning the pin will pull out and wake everybody up. I am too gullible for this…think the safest option would be not to get up till after midday….

I was mentally thinking “WTF???!!!” until I remembered what the date was. Phew.

Snigger, snigger, snigger - TELL me someone actually fell for this and paid you some money?

Good grief and April Fool!!!! You had me going for awhile there! Have a fun day everyone!!

Ha!  Oh, the pricing system just killed me!

Loves it !! This year is going by fast.  Anyone got any good pranks?

I am in the midst of plotting an epic April Fool’s Day prank with my partner, and it still took me a minute to remember that, other people are doing this shit too.
And this is fucking awesome.

I have no idea how that nefarious extra comma got into my comment.

How much for a DNF?  Those have to sell almost as well as the F reviews.

HA! I love it. I definitely want to know how much a good DNF would cost.

How I wish I had $4999 and How I wish I had a book published and ready for review.  Wonder how much that would cost??

LOVES it.  Thanks for the laugh.

THIS is always the only thing during tax season that can make me smile—and you guys take checks. How very um, well, yeah.
LOL!

Thank you Sarah and a peaceful Passover to you and yours!

Totally fell for this for an hour because it’s not April 1st yet. But then, I am the most gullible person I know. Most dry humor and half-believable planks go right over my head.

class53: In a class of 53, I’m bringing up the rear!

You have the best April fools jokes!

*slow clap, a solitary sound in a crowded room….another person joins in…it’s faster now…more people…building….building….building….AND THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!!! THE ANGELS HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!*

Ahem…Awesome.

BTW, I love how it costs more for an F. As I’ve mentioned (and I’m scared writing this here just in case I’m tempting fate) I would rather get a good grade from the SBs or an awful one, but I would hate to bore them. So, I would pay more for full on snark than a C, that’s for sure.

Do you take plastic?

This one ranks right up there! Peaceful Passover to all who are celebrating.

HAHAHA I love it. I definitely need to find out how much for a DNF.

I knew it was a good idea to take a break from studying developmental psych (really, who schedules an exam on April Fool’s Day?!?) to take a look here.  I am still a fan of ICH from last year, my roommates are also fans.  Keep up the good pranks.

So I knew this post wasn’t really serious (and double-checked the Etsy store just to see what funny there was) but I didn’t actually get the joke until I read the comments and realized it was April Fools! You girls are just so damn funny!

Btw I don’t know if the graphic works for everyone else but it doesn’t work for me…

*love* the descriptions! Well done.

Ah, the foolery! Love your meta-tags and your individualized descriptions. I must ask though, *which* cheeks will have lovingly handpainted URLs? >.<

And what, no hand-painted bosoms?  :D

The F review is priceless! I am now officially nostalgic for LOLP0rn. But I also want to know what it takes to get a DNF review.

I have added you to my favorites on Etsy!

heehee!
Some things just make me happy. Your April 1 entries are high on the list.

I really like that the F review is the most expensive. ;)

I’m a little disappointed that the A review didn’t get the carrier pigeon treatment too…. but not, it seems that added extra is only for the B reviews… 

I think you guys need to lift your game and make a selection of options available (for a price of course) so that everyone can have a carrier pigeon if they want.

*grins*  :)

You. Got. Me.

The graphic didn’t work, and I was so jonesing to get to a comment trail of epic nuclear meltdown proportions and WTFery (and to find out what you were actually, tongue in cheek, talking about) that I didn’t go to the store first.

Then again, tell me the sky is green and I’m likely to believe it and think that I’ve had it wrong all along ... 

Thanks for the April 1 giggle!

LOL…I checked the site this morning just to see what joke would be here…good one!

spamword appear59: I want my book review to appear in the top magazines!!!! LOL

I’m not greedy. I’m happy with a B review. *gets out checkbook*

Ahem.

Nice. :)

I’m a bit slow today due to being ill. Still, it took me a moment of WTF? before it hit me. April 1. Y’all are too much. LOL

Thanks for the giggle this morning. It was much needed.

From the pricing structure, I have to assume that “F” reviews garner more attention (and sales?) than “A” reviews.  Can I pay that $4,999.99 in installments?

OMG. I was totally suckered in by this. I must not be awake yet. Off to get more caffiene!

(Good joke.)

You should totally do this for real, and go into business with Harlequin Horizons.

LOVE IT!!!

And I have this bridge to sell you….

Poisson d’Avril!

I want an F review!!  I just can’t second mortgage my house to get one!  ;)
Thanks for a fantastic April Fool’s laugh!!  :)

But! But!  What if I don’t want the finest consonants and vowels?  What if I want rough edges???????

(This is a hoot, btw)

You must have spent forever on this one. Great! and yeah, even though I knew what day it was, it didn’t register at first. Not enough oxygen at this altitude—haven’t adjusted yet.

Wait a minute, Terry.  Aren’t you at sea level?

@ Snowball1 - “You should totally do this for real, and go into business with Harlequin Horizons.”

I read “Harlequin Horizons” as “Harlequin Horizontals”, and I thought, “Does Harlequin have a new category of erotica books? Will all the books have scenes where the sexxoring action is horizontal? Hmm… horizontal….”

So I April Fooled myself with your comment! More coffee, or back to bed, or maybe both….

What, no DNF? I’d gladly throw down $10K for a snarky, LOLP0RN-filled DNF review of my new series . . .

Happy April Fools from NoLa (I’m on my to have beignet!)!!!

So…do we buy the F review on purpose, just because those are more fun…or do you charge more for the F review, simply because those wasted minutes of your life cost more?

Happy 4/1 Bitches, this site never fails to play a great game ;)

You had me lmao—seriously.  Very nice prank.

LMBO at teh-meh’s “Harlequin Horizontals”  Another April Fools joke in the making. =)

Oh, Gods above, I larve you guys. You really pull out all the stops! Keep up the rockin’ good work, ladies.

What’s going on with the HarHo (DellArte) press?  Have they published anyone yet?  Did Harlequin get hurt by the fallout and if so, how much?  Are they getting fewer submissions?  Just curious.

I don’t see a price listed for having you call me “The worst writer in the industry today” and “must be read for the awfulness to be believed.” Shall I contact you to make a deal? Or is that simply priceless?

I wonder how many other smartasses tried to buy an A review?

....And where’s a link to past years’ successes?

Don’t like to buck a trend, but if you pay me, can I send you one of my books to review?

Ha!  Whew, I knew it had to be something like this.  I just got my email update of the articles for today and thought to myself…“huh?  What about that whole review disclaimer thing on the site??”  Then I actually clicked the link and saw the prices. 

I’m so gullible sometimes, all the times really.

Been at work WAY too long.  Completely bought that for a couple minutes.

LOL! Very funny:)

I would like to purchase a D review. A touch of snark with a side of ‘she must have been on crack to write this’ with accompanying examples of text snippets (which I will provide) also, if you could make it just insulting enough that when I respond with grace it makes the commenters say ‘that Maisey Yates, such a class act!’ I would appreciate it.

Also, I will pay extra for an LOL p0rn shot that can be captioned: this seemed like it would work. More Crisco?

The check is in the mail.

Hey!  I tried to place my order for a guaranteed A review and there was no Paypal link!  What’s up with that???

Ah, the undercurrent of snark in this April 1st prank is stellar.

Brava!

I tried to place my order for a guaranteed A review and there was no Paypal link!  What’s up with that???