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Think Pushy Thoughts
by SB Sarah | September 14, 2007 | Friday at 2:03 pm | 74 CommentsI am being induced today, so think pushy, happy, and preferably painless thoughts. And consider this an open topic - yammer about whatever you want! Pimp yourself, whatever you like.
But while I’m busy, take this naughty American history quiz that Rebyj sent my way. For every question you get right, the male or female model removes an article of clothing. Have fun boning up on American history (heh heh). I didn’t make it past the first few questions because I got distracted getting ready to go - so let me know what you think.
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Alesia Holliday said on 09.14.07 at 02:15 PM • [comment link]
Sending you wonderfully healthy, happy thoughts for you and baby!!! Can’t wait to hear about our newest SmartBaby. Remember to rest as much as you can and let other people spoil you - life with a newborn can be exhausting and naps are essential!!
Nanna said on 09.14.07 at 02:18 PM • [comment link]
Pushy pushy pushy zen thoughts!
My word: Boy92!
Reneesance said on 09.14.07 at 02:22 PM • [comment link]
Yay pushy happy baby thoughts!
karibelle said on 09.14.07 at 02:31 PM • [comment link]
Good luck, Sarah! I am sending happy pushy, pain-free thoughts. I am also sending epidural thoughts (I swear I would have divorced the hubby and married the anesthesiologist on the spot it I could have,)episiotomy-free thoughts, and most importantly healthy baby and mommy thoughts. I can’t wait to hear about the new arrival!
Jackie L. said on 09.14.07 at 02:37 PM • [comment link]
Having been induced three out of three times, the only word is epidural. Epidural, epidural. Best of luck. Send pictures when you can!
Kimberly Anne said on 09.14.07 at 02:42 PM • [comment link]
In the words of our greatest sage, Bill Cosby: “Push ‘em out, shove ‘em out, waaaay out!”
Much love to Momma and the Bitchlet.
Charlene said on 09.14.07 at 02:45 PM • [comment link]
Congratulations and best of luck!
Heather said on 09.14.07 at 02:52 PM • [comment link]
Sending many good thoughts your way!
MaryKate said on 09.14.07 at 03:04 PM • [comment link]
Epidurals are our friend, Sarah.
Bon chance with Freebird Part Deux!
FiveAcres said on 09.14.07 at 03:10 PM • [comment link]
My pushy thoughts are with you today. And we’ll hope that my word to submit, which “short,” is applicable.
Sherry Thomas said on 09.14.07 at 03:13 PM • [comment link]
Congratulations and may it be speedy and painless. And may you get enough sleep afterwards.
Liz C. said on 09.14.07 at 03:18 PM • [comment link]
Pushy, happy, painless thoughts are being sent.
I wonder if I take the quiz if it can be counted as working? Technically I work in American History so I could always say “it’s educational!” if asked why I’m looking at naughty pictures. I am broadening my horizons and bettering myself.
robinb said on 09.14.07 at 03:22 PM • [comment link]
Push!!!
Congrats!
Jaci Burton said on 09.14.07 at 03:46 PM • [comment link]
Sending positive happy pushy thoughts with epidurals thrown in! Good luck, Sarah!
Emma Wayne Porter said on 09.14.07 at 03:49 PM • [comment link]
/hands out bitchy cigars
To a painless, happy, and very, very quick induction…
Victoria Dahl said on 09.14.07 at 03:53 PM • [comment link]
Perineal massage! Go! Go! Go!
Good luck, darling Sarah!!!!
KellyMaher said on 09.14.07 at 04:02 PM • [comment link]
Best of luck Sarah! I look forward to hearing how freakishly healthy mama and baby SB are doing tomorrow!
And since you so graciously invited, and as I’m telling the world today, I just signed a contract with Ellora’s Cave for my first novel. It’s not quite on the same level as a new baby, but it’s the closest I’ve come to spawning :)
Jeaniene Frost said on 09.14.07 at 04:09 PM • [comment link]
Hi Sarah. Hoping you have the safest, fastest, least-painful delivery on record!
Chicklet said on 09.14.07 at 04:29 PM • [comment link]
I hope the baby cooperates today—you must be an excellent hostess, Sarah. *g*
rebyj said on 09.14.07 at 04:44 PM • [comment link]
awwww a new baby today!! good luck!
amen on the epidurals, they are a girls best friend.
Kaite said on 09.14.07 at 04:52 PM • [comment link]
May the birth be so easy, you don’t realize it’s done til the child is three! :-)
Greetings and all Hail the Wee Bitch!
Lucinda Betts said on 09.14.07 at 04:54 PM • [comment link]
Best of luck! Hope the baby is as beautiful as you!
Carrie Lofty said on 09.14.07 at 05:01 PM • [comment link]
Dude, I KNEW having a master’s in history would pay off one day! Dang! Although the patrotic music while he swung his willy was a little over the top.
Good luck, Sarah!
Leslie Kelly said on 09.14.07 at 05:01 PM • [comment link]
Good luck Sarah—and I agree… Epidurals are your friend.
PS: Thanks for the quiz. Made it all the way through and, ahem…nice.
(Luckily, my love of Broadway theater and knowledge of all the lyrics from Assassins got me through the “final” question!)
Sarah Frantz said on 09.14.07 at 05:01 PM • [comment link]
Good luck! Hope things go well.
Chris S. said on 09.14.07 at 05:23 PM • [comment link]
Happy Baby! All the best to all of you.
dl said on 09.14.07 at 05:35 PM • [comment link]
Congrats & wishes for healthy mom & baby.
Enjoy (seriously) because you blink, and suddenly they are grown up & you have to lengthen the apron strings…it totally sucks.
Random rant…am I the only reader majorly fed up with the sheer number of BDSM books being published? Is the readership really that large for readers who enjoy this kink? It’s one of the few plots I REALLY can’t enjoy. And according to “those in the know” it’s rarely accurately written.
rebyj said on 09.14.07 at 05:39 PM • [comment link]
congrats KellyMaher on your book!!
The quiz cracked me up, all the historical fiction I’ve read paid off big time LOL
lisabea said on 09.14.07 at 05:45 PM • [comment link]
Happy Baby Day!!!!
Rana said on 09.14.07 at 05:57 PM • [comment link]
Good luck!!!!
Jennie said on 09.14.07 at 06:04 PM • [comment link]
push push push push! looking forward to hearing about the new baby.
Q. How can you bone up on American history when that guy is as flaccid as a wet noodle?
Studying in 11th grade (and the help of Google) finally paid off!
My word is “gave89” as in Sarah “gave a biiig push” and along came baby!
Sandra Schwab said on 09.14.07 at 06:05 PM • [comment link]
Sending good, pushy vibes your way!
AnimeJune said on 09.14.07 at 06:08 PM • [comment link]
Congratulations! All hail the mighty epidural! I’m thinking very many happy, drugged-out, cute baby thoughts in your direction!
I, myself, was an ornery baby - always doing things the last minute. A week late, I decided to arrive the evening before they were going to induce me, and I’ve been procrastinating ever since!
My word: Together91! Whoo!
Chrisbookarama said on 09.14.07 at 06:08 PM • [comment link]
Good luck! Hope it’s fast & easy (where have I heard that before).
Jami Alden said on 09.14.07 at 06:08 PM • [comment link]
Woo hoo! here’s hoping your delivery is speedy (but not so speedy the drugs don’t have time to kick in) and uneventful (except for the part when the baby comes out!) I wish you lots of sleep and sanity in the months to come.
Cori said on 09.14.07 at 06:08 PM • [comment link]
Happy pushy thoughts! Good luck to you and baby and the whole family!
In other news, if I had a teacher who looked like that, I might have paid a lot more attention in history class. As it is, my history-lovin’ husband has obviously rubbed off on me, as I got the boy teacher naked on the first try. Nummy. I have to say, I think I prefer the rear view, as the naked dangly bits are only truly arousing in the proper time and place.
Marianne Mancusi said on 09.14.07 at 06:16 PM • [comment link]
Good luck!!!! And congratulations!!
smartmensab-tch said on 09.14.07 at 06:16 PM • [comment link]
Congratulations Sarah!
Loved the quiz! Took me several tries to get “through” (ha ha), and I thought I was good at history. If my teachers had looked like that, I KNOW I’d have paid more attention in school! Excellent reward for completion…
Stephanie said on 09.14.07 at 06:17 PM • [comment link]
Push it!
My boyfriend/pseudo-fiance was over 9 lbs and his dad was over 10. I’m a tad loath to reproduce with him, for obvious reasons. Here’s hoping Freebird Part Deux isn’t nearly so . . . extensive.
My spamblocker word: easy92. I’m hoping that’s a prediction for you!
spinsterwitch said on 09.14.07 at 06:34 PM • [comment link]
I was the result of an induced birth and my mother tells me the labor was blessedly short…about 2 hours. Here’s hoping that all goes smoothly!
my word is “force67” I think the spam word thing is cheering for you too.
Liz C. said on 09.14.07 at 06:47 PM • [comment link]
I can’t believe that I failed the quiz on the third question. Of course, I was doing it at work so I was a bit distracted what with trying to make sure no one was coming (heh).
jennifer echols said on 09.14.07 at 06:59 PM • [comment link]
Good luck Sarah!
Verication: party92!
snarkhunter said on 09.14.07 at 07:00 PM • [comment link]
Pushy pushy thoughts for you, Sarah, and wishing Baba O’Reilly a smooth journey into the world, for both of your sakes!
Can’t wait to hear how wonderful you are BOTH doing tomorrow!!
Brianna H. said on 09.14.07 at 07:14 PM • [comment link]
Good luck and best wishes! I was induced with my daughter, it will all go smoothly. The second you hold your child for the first time is the best thing in the world!
Denise said on 09.14.07 at 07:32 PM • [comment link]
Pushy, pushy thoughts headed your way, Sarah. Along with wishes for a speedy delivery for you and baby.
Best of luck!
KCfla said on 09.14.07 at 07:44 PM • [comment link]
Bright Blessings on the birth of your child!
May it be an easy birth- and a lifetime of joy! :-)
Marta Acosta said on 09.14.07 at 07:44 PM • [comment link]
Wishing you all the best—and now you will have a new year’s baby!
Here is your baby haiku.
Introspection is
Not easy when in labor
What were you thinking?
Elyssa said on 09.14.07 at 08:22 PM • [comment link]
Sending you good thoughts your way. Congrats on the new baby!
Janet Mullany said on 09.14.07 at 08:40 PM • [comment link]
Good luck Sarah and I hope everything comes out okay (!)
Looking forward to seeing pics of the little Smartbichlet.
megalith said on 09.14.07 at 08:53 PM • [comment link]
Puuuuuuuuuush, Sarah, puuuuuuuush!
Good luck, congrats, oh happy day, and a weekend of new baby bliss to you and your husband!
Nora Roberts said on 09.14.07 at 09:01 PM • [comment link]
Ohhhh! Baby Day!!!
Go, Sarah, go!
Happy, healthy, pushy thoughts to Mama and Baby.
Beth Williamson said on 09.14.07 at 09:01 PM • [comment link]
Good luck Sarah! Gone the induction route too - only 8 hours (as compared to 27 without). Hope you and your baby wonder are healthy and happy!
bettie said on 09.14.07 at 09:04 PM • [comment link]
Happy Birthin’ Sarah! Wishing you and the baby the best!
Also: Thanks for the link. I am soooo glad I majored in history ;o)
SandyO said on 09.14.07 at 09:21 PM • [comment link]
Painless, pushy thoughts, Sarah. Hope everything goes smoothly for you and Baba O’Reilly.
Kate Duffy said on 09.14.07 at 09:39 PM • [comment link]
Sarah,
Fran Leibowitz once said that you know your baby is going to be a writer if it’s two weeks late.
Kate
Gennita Low said on 09.14.07 at 09:43 PM • [comment link]
Keep pushing, Sarah! Happy pushy vibes on the way!
Word: increase52!
MamaNice said on 09.14.07 at 09:44 PM • [comment link]
Huzzah! Being a smarty pants pays off! Nekkid time on my first try…though the dancing was silly, he had a cute tushy.
Good luck, best wishes for a healthy delivery for baby & bitch alike.
I just found out I’ll be doin’ the same thing in May - looks like baby #2 is on its way!
Julie Leto said on 09.14.07 at 10:15 PM • [comment link]
That’s IT?
I can’t believe I taxed my brain for THAT.
He did have a nice butt.
Good luck on the baby!!! Drugs are good.
Bonnie C said on 09.14.07 at 10:18 PM • [comment link]
Good Luck!
2 for 2 with the induction routine. Baby 1 REFUSED to be born even with induction and had to be suctioned out. Baby 2 I looked up and heard crying was all, “That’s it this time??”
Be well!
Diane said on 09.14.07 at 10:21 PM • [comment link]
Hope this already finds you with your new baby - and that your labor was fast.
Here’s to a happy, heatlhy and terribly smart baby :-)
Congrats!
Diane
Jenyfer Matthews said on 09.14.07 at 10:25 PM • [comment link]
Best to you and Freebird, Sarah - and don’t forget to breathe…
KristenMary said on 09.14.07 at 11:24 PM • [comment link]
Best of luck for a speedy delivery of Baba O’Reilly. A wish for a happy and healthy baby and momma (and don’t forget poor daddy). :)
Rosemary Clement-Moore said on 09.15.07 at 12:36 AM • [comment link]
Here’s to a happy, healthy baby and much more joy than pain… now and in the next 18 years!
Best wishes and fingers crossed!
Josie said on 09.15.07 at 01:20 AM • [comment link]
All the best to you and your family Sarah! Your new addition shares my birthday so I can guarantee it’ll be a great kid! ;-)
Kristie(J) said on 09.15.07 at 01:44 AM • [comment link]
Have a good baby birth day. Here’s to everything going peachy keen.
And why didn’t any of my teachers look like that. Of course I have seen the whole thing yet. I failed at question 4
Kaitlin said on 09.15.07 at 02:05 AM • [comment link]
Oh, this is so exciting! I’m thinking good thoughts your way. Remember to breath and to relax as much as you can. Let us know as soon as you can! We’re all waiting with baited breath. :)
Michelle said on 09.15.07 at 02:49 AM • [comment link]
Good luck, and good drugs your way.
Charity Mullen said on 09.15.07 at 03:14 AM • [comment link]
I’m such a loser. It took me around 20 tries to see that guy fully naked. I guess that makes me a persistant loser.
At least I know how long the Great Depression lasted now.
ChristineMM said on 09.15.07 at 03:19 AM • [comment link]
Good luck and congratulations!
(That link is awesome)
SandyW said on 09.15.07 at 05:11 AM • [comment link]
Just adding to the positive thoughts, congratulations, etc. for all involved. Although you learned the secret with Freebird:
After you’ve carried a baby around for nine months, having them isn’t all that bad. ;)
Ann Aguirre said on 09.15.07 at 05:12 AM • [comment link]
Best to you for a speedy delivery, a quick recovery, and lots of cool presents.
Tell the little one happy birthday.
desertwillow said on 09.15.07 at 06:01 AM • [comment link]
Best to you Sarah and baby - Pushy thoughts!! Push! Push! PUSH!!!
Darlene Marshall said on 09.16.07 at 12:34 AM • [comment link]
WOO WOO! I got 100%! How come none of my history teachers had an ass like that?
Cat Marsters said on 09.16.07 at 06:34 PM • [comment link]
Dammit, I choked on the last question! I missed the good stuff!
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