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The Smart Bitch Book: ARC Giveaway!
by SB Sarah | by SB Sarah | January 05, 2009 | Monday at 12:11 pm | 455 Comments
It’s January 5th, the shopping is done, the gifts are put away, and maybe you’re wearing that sweater someone gave you for the holidays. We’re all back at work, it’s probably cold, unless you’re in the southern hemisphere, and it’s a bit of a bummer.
Not anymore! Want to win an ARC copy of The Smart Bitch Book, also known as Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance Novels? Sure, why not! I’ve got 10 ARCs sitting in my room with me (I gaze upon them more frequently than is necessary, and I admit it) and I’d like to share them with you. International shipping is fine, because it’s all about sharing the lurrrrrrrve™.
Here’s the deal: leave a comment here, and I’ll pick 10 at random. If you win a copy, however, you agree to (a) read it, and (b) email me your review, reaction, or general impression. Squeeing is optional and not at all required. If you hate it, I wanna hear about it. ARC winner reviews will be posted as Guest Bitch Reviews in the soon-to-be-launched Smart Bich Book section of this here hot pink wonder palace.
Caveat blah blah: it’s an ARC. I know for a fact that Candy and I made big ass changes, because, well, we made big ass changes. Some of the illustrations are different, there’s additional material we inserted (sorry about that, production department!) and errors were spanked mightily. So keep that in mind - this is not the finished product.
However! It is, in our opinion, really freaking cool. So if you want one, you know what to do. Leave your comment, and I’ll pick winners in 24 hours. Ready, set, go.
Filed: Beyond Heaving Bosoms, Go Ahead, Win Some Shit
Tagged: the bitch book, shopping, romance community online, man titty, gifts, bloggers, bitch, awesomeness, arc
Catherine said on 01.06.09 at 05:13 AM • [link]
Ooh, pick me! Pick me!
Silapa said on 01.06.09 at 05:19 AM • [link]
Hi, I’d love to be part of the random drawing for the ARC.
Thank you!
Have A Wonderful 2009!
Prue said on 01.06.09 at 05:22 AM • [link]
Wow, there are so many entries. I am keeping fingers and toes crossed that you pick me. Love the random number generator, bring it on!
DBN said on 01.06.09 at 05:24 AM • [link]
Whew! Coming in under the wire! So proud of you!
Kathy said on 01.06.09 at 05:26 AM • [link]
Am I too late?? If not pick me, pick me!!
Tili said on 01.06.09 at 05:28 AM • [link]
Oh heck yes I want one of these.
Nat said on 01.06.09 at 05:29 AM • [link]
I love, love, love the cover! I’d love to get my hands on a copy!
Krista said on 01.06.09 at 05:32 AM • [link]
Oh ye gods of randomness, shine thy light upon my own heaving bosom and bless me with thy graciousness
an said on 01.06.09 at 05:34 AM • [link]
w00t!
H Lee said on 01.06.09 at 05:37 AM • [link]
Oooo! Shiny! I’m dying of curiosity to read this.
Alisha Rai said on 01.06.09 at 05:42 AM • [link]
Oooh, yes, please. :)
Suzanne said on 01.06.09 at 05:46 AM • [link]
Can a Canadian lurker get in on this?? Pretty please???
rayvyn2k said on 01.06.09 at 05:53 AM • [link]
Holy cow, over 400 comments! If chosen I will review!
thebell said on 01.06.09 at 05:59 AM • [link]
please please me?
Virginia Hendricks said on 01.06.09 at 06:06 AM • [link]
I so would not mind reading what sounds like a really cool book. And an ARC is always something nice to have on a bookshelf! :)
hope101 said on 01.06.09 at 06:11 AM • [link]
I think you should pick someone north of the 49th parallel, just to begin corrupting our polite population with your brand of awesome bitchiness.
And, hello? I check my e-mail ever few hours; what the #$%^ are all the rest of you doing, that you manage to get in four hundred and ten posts ahead of me???
Danger said on 01.06.09 at 06:13 AM • [link]
Heaving Bosom sounds like a medical condition.
Quivo said on 01.06.09 at 06:16 AM • [link]
OMG OMG OMG I’d love one :D. *crosses all her fingers and toes*
MamaNice said on 01.06.09 at 06:16 AM • [link]
Just like that song from the Misfits (remember Jem and the Holograms?)
“Gimme Gimme Gimme!”
Jennifer said on 01.06.09 at 06:20 AM • [link]
I spent 30 minutes last week trying to find out about this book as there are little comments here and there, but nothing concrete that I have seen in the past. Doesn’t that earn me some points? I am all about giving my opinion and would LOVE, LOVE, LOVE an ARC. Yours would be my first; I would remember and worship you always.
Meghan said on 01.06.09 at 06:25 AM • [link]
I don’t know what makes my bosom heave more: that I get to read this awesome book one day or that I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks.
Cheryl said on 01.06.09 at 06:28 AM • [link]
Awesome! I’m looking forward to reading it no matter how I get my copy!
Kryianna said on 01.06.09 at 06:28 AM • [link]
I’d love one!
Cheryl said on 01.06.09 at 06:30 AM • [link]
Sweet! I’m looking forward to reading it no matter how I get my copy!
Robin L said on 01.06.09 at 06:37 AM • [link]
This turned a bad day (first day of classes, pathetic fiesta bowl) into a good day. Yipee!
Pat Taff said on 01.06.09 at 06:39 AM • [link]
I am highly intrigued by your premise: A… Guide to Romance Novels. Lead me into the darkness of manroots and heaving bosoms.
Kimberly Van Meter said on 01.06.09 at 06:42 AM • [link]
Throw my name in the pot! I’d love to give it a go!
Virginia said on 01.06.09 at 06:42 AM • [link]
I must have been a bad girl since I didn’t get anything for Christmas, so this Virginia doesn’t believe in Santa anymore. But the ARC would more than make up for the lack of goodies under the tree or in the stocking.
sadieloree said on 01.06.09 at 06:43 AM • [link]
Yay for ARC contests!! Count me in!
Leslie said on 01.06.09 at 06:48 AM • [link]
I would be thrilled to read it and tell you what I think.
Mel said on 01.06.09 at 06:59 AM • [link]
I’d love me an ARC! Please, please, pretty please?
V said on 01.06.09 at 07:03 AM • [link]
Already squee-ing at the thought of getting a copy! Pick me!
Emma Petersen said on 01.06.09 at 07:11 AM • [link]
Gimme. Okay, so that wasn’t so polite. Gimme please? :D
Wryhag said on 01.06.09 at 07:14 AM • [link]
It’s the “at random” that gives me a shred of hope.
section 35—next door to Area 51
Vicki said on 01.06.09 at 07:18 AM • [link]
Ooh, me, me, me. I’d have posted sooner but the computer at work thinks you are porn. Who knew? I thought it was all just sweet romance.
Shannon McKelden said on 01.06.09 at 07:21 AM • [link]
Love the cover of the book, ladies! And I would totally dig an advanced copy! Count me in the drawing, please!
Shannon McKelden
willa said on 01.06.09 at 07:23 AM • [link]
Wheeeeeee! I hope I’m one of the lucky winners!
Beckybh said on 01.06.09 at 07:42 AM • [link]
And the list grows ever longer…
Oh to be one of the chosen to receive an ARC for the upcoming brilliant book “BEYOND HEAVING BOSOMS: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance Novels,” that informative and witty tome of sophisticated romance reads.
jessica said on 01.06.09 at 08:09 AM • [link]
I want this book so bad! I would love to win it :)
Tabatha B said on 01.06.09 at 08:14 AM • [link]
Ooo ARC me too! I want bosoms .. no wait I have some, I want more though… no thats not right either… oh poo I want a book… thats better
Ismene said on 01.06.09 at 08:15 AM • [link]
I would absolutely love one!
Annie M said on 01.06.09 at 08:22 AM • [link]
Oh man! Count me in!
Gayle Ann Williams said on 01.06.09 at 08:26 AM • [link]
OH NO! She is wearing MY pink dress, stolen MY man, and her bosom? Hard to say. I NEED this book, just to see if I can compete. . . sigh. Damn redheads!
Lyssie said on 01.06.09 at 08:39 AM • [link]
I can’t help but love the category “Go Ahead, Win Some Shit”
*hearts*
Antigone said on 01.06.09 at 08:48 AM • [link]
I would love to win a copy. And I bet it would be fun to read which is more than I can say for the last book I reviewed. (For a professional journal. Excruciatingly boring doesn’t even cover it.)
Becca said on 01.06.09 at 08:51 AM • [link]
Pick me! Pick me!
Bri said on 01.06.09 at 09:30 AM • [link]
Might be too late here, but I found a link to you lovely ladies on BlogHer and I love a contest, especially if it’s to win a book. If I still qualify for the contest, I’d like to be entered. If not, congrats on the new book, either way, I look forward to reading it!
Tamlyn said on 01.06.09 at 09:32 AM • [link]
I would love to get an ARC, really psyched about this book!
Karlie said on 01.06.09 at 09:55 AM • [link]
I really need this. I haven’t found anything I want to read in ages.
Having19….19 what?
Larnsturt said on 01.06.09 at 10:01 AM • [link]
I’ll toss my stone in, but I have the worst luck.
Way to go, guys! A book! Whoo!
Audrey said on 01.06.09 at 10:23 AM • [link]
I’ll toss my stone in too even though I never win anything and I know I’ll have to wait until it’s on the shelves to get one!
Kristie Elliott said on 01.06.09 at 10:33 AM • [link]
Pick me, pick me… Pretty please
Michelle said on 01.06.09 at 10:35 AM • [link]
There are an amazing number of entries. All I can say is Must. Have. This. Book.
Michelle
Gabrielle said on 01.06.09 at 10:36 AM • [link]
I’m in! =D
SabrinaJL said on 01.06.09 at 11:30 AM • [link]
Um, yeah, I’d like one please. I should give fair warning that my review might not be all that witty/interesting. I’ve got the bitch part down. Maybe not so much with the smarts.
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