Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

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I would love to start the new semester off right with a Smart Bitches ARC! My bosom is heaving already from the excitement. Come on, luck be a lady tonight!

Hey, how about awarding them to the first 10 responders?  grin

I’d love to educate myself about heaving bosoms (and why is that not spelled as it is pronounced?)

Count me in! I’m the best review writer this side of the Atlantic (and Pacific).

ARC me, baby.  ARC me good.

(spamfilter: came26.  As in, 26 times?  Bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin?  Yikes)

I have all my fingers and toes crossed and would happily review it on my own blog. Promise :)

I will give it all the squeeeeeee it deserves!!

Arc me too!!

ARC me any time, any place, any how!

I’ve always had a hankering to be a kind of copy editor…though I was always afraid that they’d give me a genre that I hate. I’d love to give this a go - to quote John Cleese as the Pope speaking to Eric Idle as Michaelangelo, “I may not know art, but I know what I like!”

I’d love to give it a review. :) And I will be honest!

heaving bosoms (and why is that not spelled as it is pronounced?)

Huh. How do you pronounce bosom? I’m Australian and say it how it’s spelled. Bo like the first part of bog, Som like the sound of song but with more of an m…

I would love to be a reviewer!  This book looks like so much fun :)

Congratulations!

You had me at the cover.  But seriously, her shoulder is looking a little dislocated.

ARC would be the coolest!

Don’t listen to GrowlyCub—send one to the first 14 responders.

Count me in please, I’d love to read this and right now april seems so far away.

Fingers crossed and knotted!

-anin

It would be so cool to check out your awesomeness before it is released in stores!

Count me in! I’d love to be one of the cool kids who gets a copy.

A copy would be loverlee. I am so excited at the thought I am coming out of lurkdom to comment for the first time evar.

Oooo, pick me, pick me!

That you’re willing to ship internationally makes me adore you all the more. Thanks for everything, and have a lovely day! :-)

I’ve already got one!  Heeheheheheheheheeee!!!!!!!!!!

I wantz it, precious. (Sorry, was recently re-watching LOTR over Christmas.)

I would love to have an ARC!

Wow, I always pick the best times to get my nose out of my study books and come up for air!

Congratulations on the books, by the way.

What is on my mind today?

Ronald Regan: Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.

Voltaire : I do not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.

Baruch Spinoza: Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.

I’m in.

I would love an ARC of the book! I’m hoping I’ll get picked!

Please, send me an ARC!

Why does the guy on the cover look like Adrian Pasdar? Not that I’m complaining.

And in an attempt to get some converstation going, why do Iranians get no love in sheikh romances? I’m no expert but the options for place of origin seem to be either a) Egypt/Maghreb, b) Peninsula, or c) Agrabah, by which I mean FakeArabistan, not specifically Faux Iraq, which I think Agrabah is meant to be.

Anyway: why no love for the Iranian stereotypes?

Ooh! Me me me me me meee!

Oooh, me please!  *attempts to exert will upon random number generator…*

Sign me up, count me in, I’ll boogey down because that’s awesome!

Please, Ma’am(‘s) may I have an ARC?  I promise I’d review the heck out of it!

I cannot wait to read this book!  I’ve been enjoying the SB site for about six months now and one of my New Year’s Resolutions is to stop being a lurker - what better way to start than to beg for an ARC?

I’d love an ARC of the book!

Yes Please!!

Yessss!!!!!!
Just a few hours ago I was complaining about how I’ll never survive until the actual release…
I WANT it, I NEED it, and other such sentiments.
Yay!

woo!  Count me in!

I love to break the tedium of my master’s thesis by reading trashy books.  This would be even better!  I would greatly appreciate an ARC!  :)

Count me in!  I’d love to read some bitchin’ goodness!

Make my new year- let me win this! Looks like a super book- will buy in april no matter what.

I’d love to read it, count me in.

I can’t resist throwing my hat in the ring for this one.

into76 into what?

I would love to win one. Heck, I’d even post a LibraryThing review.

Me, ME, Pick me!!!!  I’m already half in lurrrrrrve with the SB book.  Who wouldn’t be with that awesome cover??  The manliest of men with a scantily-clad hottie within his grasp, swooning from his hetero heat.  I’ve gots to have it!  Pleaasssseee!!!

If you are brave enough to let me read it. *insert evil laugh*

Love to exercise my reviewing muscles! Count me in.

Please add me to your list of Raiders of the New ARCS!

Comment! Also, am I the only one who thinks the gentleman on the cover looks a bit like Adrian Pasdar? Or, more accurately, Nathan Petrelli? Just me? Cool.

Yeah, yeah, I’ll buy many copies, but dammit, I want one NOW.

*ahem*

This is my third attempt at posting a comment here… hope this works.

Hope you SBs are having a great new year.

And how terrible is it that when I read the word “heaving”, I usually think of um.. retching?

Oh yeah, sign me up!

Since international shipping is in the books, count me in!

Here’s to playing the ARC lottery!

Hey there!

I would just love to read and review your book before it hits the shelves!!  Pick me, because not only will I read the free copy and write you a fair and honest reaction to it, but I will also make sure to buy copies for all of my friends.

I’d love to check out a copy!

I’d love BHB, even if writing a review smacks of homework. And since my ver word is study41, I feel winning is fated…unless I’m meant to learn more about George HW Bush, in which case, shoot me now.

The false copy I made for the videomo has been taunting me, so I would definitely be jazzed to have a real one.

I’d love to give it a read & review, especially as I’m relatively new to the genre.  There’s no one I trust more than you guys to point me in the right direction!

Coming out of the woodwork…

Squee!

Um, I mean, uh, receviing an ARC would be most intellectually gratifying.

SQUEE!!! (A high pitched girlish noise). Every other week I check my pre-orders at Amazon.com and there you are, not available until APRIL. I keep checking the date thinking it will change.  So… the thought that there are actual copies available for perusal is KRAZY.

I exist among a group of non-believers who think I am squandering precious brain cells, please let me be one who can assist in the support of a most beloved genre.

Ooh, this is fun.  I hope I get picked!

Should I win, I’d happily slide this to the top of the to-be-read list in order to send back an opinion.  :)

I would love a chance to get an ARC of this, and gladly will give you honest feedback on it.

The tingle started as the postman approached the door.  She peeped shyly through the lace curtains, her heart pounding.  Was this it? Was the ARC going to show its face?  Could they finally sit down and exchange all that pent-up lust and misunderstanding that had been building up pressure these past months?  Her mouth quivered, and she caught her breath in a desperate gasp as the postman slid, with smooth precision, his package into her box.

I want one too.  Please.

Sam

Nothing pithy to say, I’d just enjoy an ARC.

Eek, I want to win a copy!

I had no idea you guys were writing a book. I’d love to read it!!

Me want ARC.

I can’t wait to get my hands on this bok, you gals are so awesome :)

Awesome! I’d love to be entered, too. :) Thanks!

*cough*  I meant “book”.  Something about typing with a 6 month old on your lap…it leads to many typos.

Would love an ARC to give an opinion. My hubby says I’m a pro at throwing in my thoughts!

I’d love to get my hands on a copy! (And would definitely give a review ... though sometimes the squees cannot be helped.)

Wow!  I want me some Heaving Bosums—in a platonic way, of course.  I bet it feels great to actually hold a copy in your hands after all the hard work it must have taken.  LUV me some ARC.

Oh please do include me in the ARC draw, thank you!

Count me in! Even better, I can give you the added perspective of a librarian who specializes in reader’s advisory ;)

ME!  me me me!  pick me!

You bitches are so generous!  Please add me to the “Me Wantz” list.

YES YES YES!  I would bear Smart Bitch babies for the chance to get my paws on one of your ARCs!

I could totally use a guide to romance novels! :D esp. from you Smart Bitches—has to be good!

I can has ARC?

MEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh. I mean SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I still have it on preorder and will keep that because how cool to have before and after?!?

YES PLEASE

I can’t wait to read this book!  So many plots to snark, so little time…

Wheeeeeeeee! I can’t wait to get this book.

I’m not sure I can match the awesomeness of an SB review, but I’ll give it my best shot.  Put me into the pot, please!

Me! Me! I want to win one!

Oh, pick me! Pick me!

This looks awesome! Please put my name in the draw.

Oooooh!!!! I’d love one! And I’d totally quote you in my PhD thesis, too! :-)

Oooh, me, too! Me, too! *waves frantically*

Congratulations, bitches! You are now published!

sign me up! I’ll totally take a chance to review the book early!

I’ve ordered a copy from Amazon but I’d lurv an ARC!!!

Want want want want in a bad way.

How’s that for pleading?

I would love to get my hands on an arc.

Hi.
I think I can be honest and do a review if I win. So pretty please enter me to win. I’ll squee loudly if I do.

Ohh! Pick me! Pick me!!! I’d *love* to give a fresh Canadian perspective!! ;p

— Bonz