Bitchin' Blog Posts
At 4:30 pm on Thursday 29 April, MULLETGASM will begin! KristieJ will be wearing THIS WIG:
In the bar! With much revelry and merriment! I believe she is bringing a flannel shirt. And I, bearer of The Mullet Wig if TSA does not confiscate it, am here to tell you, and please don’t tell anyone, that The Mullet Wig shipped WITH ITS OWN HAIRNET. Only the finest hairnetted mullets will satisfy the international incident that was MULLET MANIA US vs. CANADA.
Man, can anything be more awesome!? YES! MULLETGASM in the BAR PART ONE. Because there will be MORE MULLETGASM at RWA.
I think my capslock key is tired.
MacGuyver would want you to come, is all I’m saying. Thursday. 4:30 pm. Bring your mullet.