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The Last Airbiscuit: The Winner

by SB Sarah | January 24, 2011 | Monday at 6:26 am | 16 Comments

Oh, the fun, the humor, the impossible excellence of blue flames from a naked man ass. Here are the honorable mentions in our Caption That Cover contest:

Susan Reader for “Blew/Blue Halloo”

Lori for “Dude, I may be your best friend, but even I’m not sniffing your ass.”

queenmama for “Natural gas: clean, economical, and sexy.”

hapax: “Devil with a blue ass, blue ass, blue ass
Devil with a blue ass-gun!”

Tamiris: “He turned away so she wouldn’t notice his blue balls, but little did he realize…”

Andee: “The Mating:  Skipping all that smaltzy romance crap and going straight to the electric blue dutch oven.”

PF Bruns: ““Hey, you spend 10,000 years in a tiny lamp, and you’re gonna have a little something built up.”

and

“Flames shoot high, Flames shoot high, Flames shoot high… Propane”

JennyMe: “Attack of the werefart!”

Lovecow2000: “Whiffney My Love”

John C Bunnell: ““The Northern lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever did see,
    Was the night in the pond by Camp DuMond
    Joe Fraser defrosted me.”

M&M for “Real Alpholes let it out.” and “Turn around bright ass.”

JenD: “Where There’s Smoke- There’s Slowly Decomposing Smurfs In My Digestive Tract.”

Ruth: ““I call this look ‘Blue Steel.’”

The first runner up: Meganhwa: “Wolf: “Kids, remember - this is why you should wait until you are 30 before choosing your personal super power”

And the winner of a $25 gift certificate to the bookstore of her choice:
Kristan A: “No woman (or beast) can resist my Aurora Boreal-Ass.”

Ah, the northern lights of ass gas. Congrats Kristan! Email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom with your bookstore choice.

Thank you for playing, and be cautious with the blue flaming ass gas.