Well, fuck a duck indeed
July 31, 2008 | Thursday | 36 CommentsWho called it? We fucking called it. Except Changeling Press were the ones to pick up the gauntlet, not Ellora’s Cave, with an e-book short entitled Fuck a Duck. That’s right, motherfuckers. Were-duck romances are here. Here’s the thing, though: the size of duck cocks is highly dependent on the season. They can range from “as long as their own bodies” to “about as big as a grain of rice.” Guess the heroine will have to find out for herself when the weather gets colder. Alerted to the existence of this wonder by a Slightly Tipsy Editor Who Shall Remain… read more »
