Bitchin' Blog Posts
: The Hoff
January 04, 2009 | Sunday | 11 Comments
Lucky Megan was the Hofftastic Holiday winner, and she was so excited to receive her Hoff Bag o’ Awesome:
I had to write and say thank you again—I received my Hoff bag in the mail the other day, and you would have thought someone sent me a million dollars! In typically “me” fashion, my sister and I staged a photo shoot with all of my loot. I’m attaching my two favorite photos—plus one regular one of me in my T-shirt, so you know I’m not a total lunatic
Photo shoot? Oh hell yeah, a photo shoot.
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December 26, 2008 | Friday | 16 Comments
When Hubby and I got married, our first dance was Blue Suede’s Hooked on a Feeling. For that reason alone, this particular version makes me dance like a fool. The addition of Hoff goodness only makes it more campy, more awesome, more… surreal. What is UP with the snowboarding on a toboggan?
And why is he in a fjord?
Ah, forget it. I should not question the Hoff, nor his majesty.
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December 12, 2008 | Friday | 17 Comments
You know, for a holiday during a repressive, recessive economy, we have some incredible gift options. From SBTB Swag to log underpants, your options are long, strong, and mighty. But really, personalization is IT. Like, your own customized, personalized David Hasselhoff poster. So, with great thanks to Harmony, I provide you with: the Hofftastic Holiday Contest. Craft your personal Hoff message where in the Hoff sends holiday Hoff greetings to the internet. Why the internet? Because the internet is the hot, teeming wellspring of his powerful celebrity. You can craft it to his HoffSpace fans, the YouTube folks who make…
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October 26, 2008 | Sunday | 4 Comments
Thank you to the many, many people who forwarded me this new game: Hassel the Hoff. As in, beat the ever living tar and shit out of him in a new video game called “PAIN.”
To the tune of the Hoff covering Culture Club’s “Do you really want to hurt me.”
It’s just a marriage of awful and awesome that brings tears of joy to my eyes. Wow.
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August 27, 2008 | Wednesday | 37 Comments
I know a few people, including myself, who want to be in Australia right now. Not only was there that whole RWA (Aussie) conference that just ended, but certain people from certain publishers are running around Oz having a grand old time (even though it’s winter there, oy!) and have I mentioned enough how much I love Australia and New Zealand? I might even learn to appreciate the salty strangeness that is vegemite. Aussies and Kiwis are some lovely people. Having worked with scores of them in summer camps over the years, I can tell you, if you want to…
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