Because our winning entry in the Smart Bitch Silver Anus Purple Prose Contest was co-authored, we have two new inductees to the Smart Bitch Peerage™. Anna J. Evans, please kneel and arise with your new title: And, December Quinn, you’re next. Don’t mind the sword. It’s long and beefy for compensatory reasons. read more »
It’s been awhile since I’ve had more than 10 minutes at my computer, alongside my sexy postage scale and my box o’prizes (which, for the record) the cats desperately try to sleep in, but I refuse to allow them to do so. They are miffed). First, a coronation! After consulting with the Oracle of Bitchery Titles, I am pleased to confer upon Danica, who, about 18 years ago in Internet time, guessed The Seagull Book in a two-part Guess That Lonely Heart. Kneel, Danica, and arise a member of the Smart Bitch Peerage™. read more »
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