Bitchin' Blog Posts
: Peen
September 02, 2011 | Friday | 15 Comments
The damage in my area from Hurricane Irene is, in a word, ridiculous. In New Jersey, the flooding continues as rivers rose to record levels, and homes were buried in mud and water. In Connecticut and Vermont, some people are cut off entirely as the damage to bridges and roads has isolated them. Some folks in New York and the surrounding area are still without power. As I said when Irene was heading for us: we had wet ground up here, and we have a lot of old trees. Many of them came down. It’s been difficult for so many…
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November 02, 2010 | Tuesday | 64 Comments
Anonymous forwarded the following to me, and of course, I have to inflict it on the rest of you. Enjoy. Kerrelyn Sparks’s Eat Prey Love is, in my opinion, a What Not to Write, but the “werepanther spooge” part sticks out. Some background: Our hero is a shapeshifting werepanther, and when he is killed, he comes back to life and kinda goes up a level in strength, abilities, etc. all Marty-Stu-like. And when he comes back to life, he needs sex. The first time he dies, he hasn’t quite hit that point with our heroine yet, so he has to…
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October 28, 2009 | Wednesday | 38 Comments
While looking online for my favorite eBay treasure (romance cover art paintings) I found Y’ALL ARE IN A PEEN from yesterday, and today…. giant floating cats.
Specifically, women that turn into oceans where giant floating cats live. And smaller erect women howl at the moon. Or a lighthouse. Probably at the lighthouse. Stupid lighthouse. All erect and phallus-y. Here, have a look:
I don’t know if I can tell you how sad I am that this auction ended.
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October 27, 2009 | Tuesday | 33 Comments
It’s time for… Accidental Dong, Romance Style, with your hosts, Kay Hooper, Gena Showalter, and Kresley Cole! Well, technically they’re not the hosts, but they’ve got dong-ful books. If you’re not familiar with Accidental Dong, there’s this hideously addictive website full of… accidental peens. And then there’s the sharp eyes of romance readers, where, much to my gasping shock, there are ACCIDENTAL PEENS EVERYWHERE. For example: accidental old school peen? Oh, yes. First: this eBay item, an original cover illustration for a Loveswept romance. Check out that skirt. That HAIR. That shirt open but STILL TUCKED IN! Gosh, it’s almost…
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