From Lisa Hendrix comes this video that made me, Hubby, and everyone we've shown it to laugh like loons. Link! Hope your weekend is filled with good humor, big laughs, and excellent equipment! read more »
This query made me LOL like AOL and ROFLMAO like Chairman Mao. Enjoy A’s request with me, won’t you? Let me start by saying I have NO idea why I want to re-read this book because it just sounds awful, but that seems to change nothing because the darned thing sticks in my head and I want to read it anyway, even if it’s probably going to hit the wall 10 times before I finish it (so I’d rather not use my e-reader). The book had to have been published prior to 2000 because I remember reading it in high… read more »
From Carrie Lofty: prepare to LOL like AOL. “How will you be able to translate all this into sales and revenue?” “Listen… don’t ask stupid fucking questions?” That’s the part where I fell off my chair. OMG. HAHAHA. read more »
From JC Wilder comes a lot of laughter (warning - audio gets loud): read more »
The following guest review was written by SB Nonnie, who appears sporadically, mostly waving her arms in excitement and causing everyone in a 3 mile vicinity to break themselves laughing. Without further ado: Nonnie. 26 Reasons PREGNESIA is the Best Book in the History of Pregnant Amnesiac Romance Before I get to my list, I must say that I am no good at reviews. I am, however, pretty good at lists, so I am going with what I know. Besides, there are so many awesome vignettes and moments in this story, there’s no way I could formulate all… read more »
Behold: the Heaving Bosoms Hunt Photographs! After we challenged the Bitchery to find the Bosoms in the wild, oh boy, did you deliver. There are so many pictures of Bosoms it’s a long, long entry, so enjoy. The winner of the $100 bookstore giftcard for finding the first evidence of the Bosoms in a bookstore will be announced at the end. But! But but! Everyone’s a winnah! If your pics are here (or if you sent ‘em and I missed them, please nudge!) please .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) with the subject line “Bosom Sighting Prize” (I can’t even tell you what… read more »
Inspired by a comment from Felicia Day on Twitter, I present my first ever eBook LOL. Enjoy. read more »
Time for my favorite game - Caption That Cover. Below, a work of majestic cover art. Give it a caption - LOL or otherwise, and leave it in the comments. Best one judged by your votes and me gets a $20 gift certificate to Amazon or the bookstore of your choice. Comments close in 24 hours. Enjoy! read more »
It’s long, but so worth it. Thanks to Joanne for the link. read more »
Heads up, Biz-Nitches. I’ll be away from the internet and completely off the grid from Wednesday through Saturday of this week as I fly from the frigid north to the balmy, beautiful bosom of Florida. I’m a speaker at the Florida Romance Writers’ Cruise With Your Muse Conference aboard a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. Warm weather, reading time, no internet, and time to nap? Sounds perfect. I hope my Muse picks up my bar tab. Content will appear for your reading pleasure, but I’ll catch up on comments when I return. read more »
Jessica Andersen wrote in with her randomly selected winners from her Dawnkeeper ARC contest as part of our Eight Crazy Nights Giveaway. Random.org gave me three loverly random numbers, and I counted down the list for the winners of the Dawnkeepers ARCs. They are as follows: Peggy P Pam P Anna the Piper Please ponder the preposterous preponderance of Ps. Prophetic, perhaps? LOL! Thanks so much for letting me snag the winter solstice for this contest, and letting DK kick-off of eight crazy nights! Thanks for the contest, Jess, and congrats to the winners! Please email me with your mailing… read more »
Shanna writes: I have been looking for a book for a year now, a historical romance I read back in the 90’s. The book started out with a scene of a very young girl looking for her kitten in the hull of (her father’s?) ship, knowing she was told not to go down there. She ends up being raped by two crew members. Then it flashes forward years later, she is the captain of a ship. Now, she either robbed one of the hero’s ships, or the king/queen sent him to find her, can’t quite remember but then the story… read more »
Thanks to the many, many people who forwarded me the Fail Blog’s salute to three-handed romance. I have a special love of that cover - that chick is my avatar. Why? The only thing better than having a third hand would be the magical ability to conjure up more hours in the day. Three hands?! OMG PLZ. So! A contest is born! Take that fabulous cover and LOL-caption it. Certainly we can do better than “FAIL,” because certainly, while it’s an artistic fail, as a matter of promotional opportunity, for Christina Dodd, it was utterly full of win. Your quest:… read more »
Someone at the Graph Jam might want to adjust the numbers as to the squeeful hyperbolic 5 star reviews. Klausner alone accounts for at least a 10-12% increase. read more »
Thanks to Katiebabs and Angie for the images. I think if someone hadn’t distracted us, we’d still be in the Borders manically Twittering. read more »
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