Ok, the only thing that could have saved me from flinging it dramatically across the room after “Is it just me or…” was if the hero replied “No! It’s getting hot in here/so take off all your clothes!”
Not the Bunting book or Tuck.
If anyone could find it, the Bitchery would. My faith in our collective superpowers remains unshaken. Even if we don’t find it, I appreciate the effort.