Bitchin' Blog Posts : Glittery Hoohah

Bejazzled and Beefy Winners!

March 19, 2010 | Friday | 9 Comments

Oh, dear, oh, dear, I’m late too announce the winner of the Bejazzled and Beswimsuited title contest. So, without sparkly ado, here are the honorable mentions: Megs for Crotching Sparkle, Not-So-Hidden Wang. Cara McKenna’s  The German Sausage Merchant’s Shimmering Hairless Bride. The Romantic Suspense genre could do with a influx of more titles like Andrea’s: Snatching Diamonds could have some outstanding sparkly cover imagery! Bibiophile’s two entries: The Dick and the Diamond and Mining Mons Veneris. Becky totally made me snort with Vajizzled. But the completely over-the-edge, over-the-top, jewel-worthy winner: XandraG for The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong. Way to go,… read more »

Bejazzled and Beswimsuited, with Romance Titles

March 09, 2010 | Tuesday | 90 Comments

Ahoy from the Not Safe for Work department here at Bitchery HQ. I’m not kidding about the Not Safe for Work Part. Please. Think of the children. And yourself. From Melissa Marr, we have an amazing and dare I say brilliant link to what truly happens when you become Bejazzled. Bejazzling, if you’re not familiar, is when Swarovski crystals are applied to your waxed hey-nanner-nanner. Instead of a landing strip, for example, you have a sparkly strip. Wouldn’t that… chafe, should someone engage in some action with her actual and literal glittery hoohah? But then, nestled intimately alongside Melissa’s email… read more »

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