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by Candy | November 18, 2005 | Friday at 1:49 am | 58 Comments

Go forth and find out what your name REALLY means in the Sexy Name Decoder!

Here’s mine:

Ha. Ain’t that the troof. Though how does one adeptly need anything? Can I want something inadeptly?

Courtesy of Lore Sjoberg, the guy behind The Brunching Shuttlecocks, The Book of Ratings, the Cyborg Name Decoder and the Monster Name Decoder—in short, one sexy fucking geek.

p.s. Feel free to copy and paste the code into the comments so we can all see what you got.

Filed: Fun And Games

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Nicole said on 11.18.05 at 02:53 AM

“Action Denied: Blacklisted Item Found
http://se xy.namedecoder.com\”

Uhhh…

Robin said on 11.18.05 at 03:11 AM

I got the same message, Nicole.

But my avatar was the skull and rose, and my name was: Ravishing One Besstowing Intense Necking!

Isn’t all necking intense?

Nicole said on 11.18.05 at 03:12 AM

yeah, mine was the skull & rose and:

Nocturnal Individual Conferring Orgasms and Lustful Embraces

Yuppers, that’s me. :-)

E.D'Trix said on 11.18.05 at 03:20 AM

My avatar was the handcuffs with the heart-shaped keyhole. (Whaddya expect from an erotic romance editor?)

E.D.T.R.I.X.: Expert Delivering Thrilling, Rapturous, Intense Xperiences

Oh hells yeeah!

SB Sarah said on 11.18.05 at 03:23 AM

Anyone else think that skull has an overbite that needs some orthodontic attention?

Two champagne glasses: Seductress Administering Rapturous Arousing Hugs.

Hugs? Yeah. Ok. Lemme run that by Hubby:

“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”

There you have it!

Candy said on 11.18.05 at 04:07 AM

Whoops! I’ve fixed the Blacklist.

Ummm, those of you who want to post your name can do so now with no fear of being blocked.

Robyn said on 11.18.05 at 04:11 AM

Ravishing One Bestowing Yummy Necking!

Mistress Stef said on 11.18.05 at 04:49 AM

Stef said on 11.18.05 at 04:53 AM

Sexy Temptress Expertly Providing Hot Affection and Naughty, Intense Embraces.

Can affection be hot? And yeah, baby, I’m a temptress like Freebird is in college.

Okay, so it’s all BS - it was fun. Thanks, Candy. What else have you got that I can procrastinate on? Huh?

Jennifer Echols said on 11.18.05 at 05:10 AM

Candy, thank you for making my day.

Robin D. Owens said on 11.18.05 at 05:11 AM

I think mine is ABSOLUTELY the BEST…2 champagne glasses and:

Ravishing Outstanding Babe Incomparably Needing Overwhelming Worship and Erotic, Naughty Stimulation

That Overwhelming Worship sounds like a cat, huh?

Robin

Robin D. Owens said on 11.18.05 at 05:23 AM

You know, we who have 10 letter names have the wrap on this…
BTW I also obliterate nuns and eat wimps…as well as am a nocturnal observer, explore the world and do necessary sabotage (I hope not on my own world at night…)

Robin Owens

Candy said on 11.18.05 at 05:27 AM

OMG. Thanks to my buddy Michael, ~~here’s a~~

here are several Time Wasters to end all Time Wasters:

Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts

Top 30 Vin Diesel Facts

Top 30 Mr. T Facts

What makes them especially time-intensive in terms of suckage is that you can view the individual statements and rate them.

Rate a Vin Diesel Fact

Rate a Chuck Norris Fact

Rate a Mr. T Fact

Darlene Marshall said on 11.18.05 at 05:27 AM

I like mine!

Darlene Marshall said on 11.18.05 at 05:28 AM

Um, why didn’t it work when I pasted the code?

Darlene Marshall said on 11.18.05 at 05:29 AM

Oops, never mind. Needed to refresh my page. Dang, I wish there was an edit key!

Candy said on 11.18.05 at 05:30 AM

I’ve figured it out: it’s because of the steeenking line breaks. ExpressionEngine freaks out at the linebreaks and renders the code as BBcode instead of HTML. Except our comments can’t parse BBCode. Grrr.

Those of you who want to post your code here: Try to remove the line breaks before posting. Or leave it as-is, and I’ll correct ‘em as we go.

Robin said on 11.18.05 at 05:35 AM

Candy said on 11.18.05 at 05:39 AM

Hey, no other classy bitches chose the duelling condoms, eh?

Darlene Marshall said on 11.18.05 at 05:51 AM

Is that what those condoms are doing? I thought they were just kinda sitting there, waiting for an opportune moment.

Robin said on 11.18.05 at 05:54 AM

Oh, thanks, Candy!

And while we’re on the topic of condoms, anyone see the article in NY Magazine about the new nasal aphrodisiac?

http://www.newyorkmetro.com/lifestyle/sex/annual/2005/15061/index.html

Sorry about the long URL, but I don’t know how to do the ‘click here’ thing.

Mel-O-Drama said on 11.18.05 at 05:56 AM

Wow. It’s like they KNOW me!

Mel-O-Drama said on 11.18.05 at 05:57 AM

Oh well, it didn’t show up right. sniff.

that’ll teach me not to PREVIEW!

Candy said on 11.18.05 at 06:06 AM

‘SOK. I fixed it :) .

Stef said on 11.18.05 at 06:08 AM

Candy, where do you find this stuff? OMG! I laughed so loud at the Chuck Norris facts, Mike had to come see what was so funny - which made it even MORE funny, because we have a running joke. Whenever I see ol’ Chuck on tv, I yell, “Yo, Mikey! Your buddy’s on!” And he yells, “Chuck, baby!”

Ah, Candy, you’re my salvation. Many more moments of procrastination….

Nicole said on 11.18.05 at 06:08 AM