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Find Your Sexy Name

by Candy | November 18, 2005 | Friday at 1:49 am | 58 Comments

Go forth and find out what your name REALLY means in the Sexy Name Decoder!

Here’s mine:


Cutie Adeptly Needing Delightful Yeses and Thrilling, Arousing Necking

Ha. Ain’t that the troof. Though how does one adeptly need anything? Can I want something inadeptly?

Courtesy of Lore Sjoberg, the guy behind The Brunching Shuttlecocks, The Book of Ratings, the Cyborg Name Decoder and the Monster Name Decoder—in short, one sexy fucking geek.

p.s. Feel free to copy and paste the code into the comments so we can all see what you got.

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  1. Nicole said on 11.18.05 at 02:53 AM • [comment link]

    “Action Denied: Blacklisted Item Found
    http://se xy.namedecoder.com\”

    Uhhh…

  2. Robin said on 11.18.05 at 03:11 AM • [comment link]

    I got the same message, Nicole. 

    But my avatar was the skull and rose, and my name was:  Ravishing One Besstowing Intense Necking!

    Isn’t all necking intense?

  3. Nicole said on 11.18.05 at 03:12 AM • [comment link]

    yeah, mine was the skull & rose and:

    Nocturnal Individual Conferring Orgasms and Lustful Embraces

    Yuppers, that’s me. :-)

  4. E.D'Trix said on 11.18.05 at 03:20 AM • [comment link]

    My avatar was the handcuffs with the heart-shaped keyhole. (Whaddya expect from an erotic romance editor?)


    E.D.T.R.I.X.: Expert Delivering Thrilling, Rapturous, Intense Xperiences

    Oh hells yeeah!

  5. SB Sarah said on 11.18.05 at 03:23 AM • [comment link]

    Anyone else think that skull has an overbite that needs some orthodontic attention?

    Two champagne glasses: Seductress Administering Rapturous Arousing Hugs.

    Hugs? Yeah. Ok. Lemme run that by Hubby:

    “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”

    There you have it!

  6. Candy said on 11.18.05 at 04:07 AM • [comment link]

    Whoops! I’ve fixed the Blacklist.

    Ummm, those of you who want to post your name can do so now with no fear of being blocked.

  7. Robyn said on 11.18.05 at 04:11 AM • [comment link]

    Ravishing One Bestowing Yummy Necking!

  8. Mistress Stef said on 11.18.05 at 04:49 AM • [comment link]

    Sexy Tantalizing Expert Freely Keen on Erotic, Lustful Stimulation and Enticing Yeses

  9. Stef said on 11.18.05 at 04:53 AM • [comment link]

    Sexy Temptress Expertly Providing Hot Affection and Naughty, Intense Embraces.

    Can affection be hot?  And yeah, baby, I’m a temptress like Freebird is in college.

    Okay, so it’s all BS - it was fun.  Thanks, Candy.  What else have you got that I can procrastinate on?  Huh?

  10. Jennifer Echols said on 11.18.05 at 05:10 AM • [comment link]

    Candy, thank you for making my day.

    Jealous Exciting Nonconformist Nicely Exchanging Carnal, Hot Orgasms and Lustful Stimulation

  11. Robin D. Owens said on 11.18.05 at 05:11 AM • [comment link]

    I think mine is ABSOLUTELY the BEST…2 champagne glasses and:

    Ravishing Outstanding Babe Incomparably Needing Overwhelming Worship and Erotic, Naughty Stimulation

    That Overwhelming Worship sounds like a cat, huh?

    Robin

  12. Robin D. Owens said on 11.18.05 at 05:23 AM • [comment link]

    You know, we who have 10 letter names have the wrap on this…
    BTW I also obliterate nuns and eat wimps…as well as am a nocturnal observer, explore the world and do necessary sabotage (I hope not on my own world at night…)

    Robin Owens

  13. Candy said on 11.18.05 at 05:27 AM • [comment link]

    OMG. Thanks to my buddy Michael, here’s a

    here are several Time Wasters to end all Time Wasters:

    Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts

    Top 30 Vin Diesel Facts

    Top 30 Mr. T Facts

    What makes them especially time-intensive in terms of suckage is that you can view the individual statements and rate them.

    Rate a Vin Diesel Fact

    Rate a Chuck Norris Fact

    Rate a Mr. T Fact

  14. Darlene Marshall said on 11.18.05 at 05:27 AM • [comment link]

    I like mine!

    Dame Administering Rapturous Loving and Erotic, Naughty Embraces

  15. Darlene Marshall said on 11.18.05 at 05:28 AM • [comment link]

    Um, why didn’t it work when I pasted the code?

  16. Darlene Marshall said on 11.18.05 at 05:29 AM • [comment link]

    Oops, never mind.  Needed to refresh my page.  Dang, I wish there was an edit key!

  17. Candy said on 11.18.05 at 05:30 AM • [comment link]

    I’ve figured it out: it’s because of the steeenking line breaks. ExpressionEngine freaks out at the linebreaks and renders the code as BBcode instead of HTML. Except our comments can’t parse BBCode. Grrr.

    Those of you who want to post your code here: Try to remove the line breaks before posting. Or leave it as-is, and I’ll correct ‘em as we go.

  18. Robin said on 11.18.05 at 05:35 AM • [comment link]

    Ravishing One Bestowing Intense Necking

  19. Candy said on 11.18.05 at 05:39 AM • [comment link]

    Hey, no other classy bitches chose the duelling condoms, eh?

  20. Darlene Marshall said on 11.18.05 at 05:51 AM • [comment link]

    Is that what those condoms are doing?  I thought they were just kinda sitting there, waiting for an opportune moment.

  21. Robin said on 11.18.05 at 05:54 AM • [comment link]

    Oh, thanks, Candy!

    And while we’re on the topic of condoms, anyone see the article in NY Magazine about the new nasal aphrodisiac?

    http://www.newyorkmetro.com/lifestyle/sex/annual/2005/15061/index.html 

    Sorry about the long URL, but I don’t know how to do the ‘click here’ thing.

  22. Mel-O-Drama said on 11.18.05 at 05:56 AM • [comment link]

    Minx Exchanging Lustful Indulgence and Sensual, Slow Affection

    Wow. It’s like they KNOW me!

  23. Mel-O-Drama said on 11.18.05 at 05:57 AM • [comment link]

    Oh well, it didn’t show up right. sniff.

    that’ll teach me not to PREVIEW!

  24. Candy said on 11.18.05 at 06:06 AM • [comment link]

    ‘SOK. I fixed it :) .

  25. Stef said on 11.18.05 at 06:08 AM • [comment link]

    Candy, where do you find this stuff?  OMG!  I laughed so loud at the Chuck Norris facts, Mike had to come see what was so funny - which made it even MORE funny, because we have a running joke.  Whenever I see ol’ Chuck on tv, I yell, “Yo, Mikey!  Your buddy’s on!”  And he yells, “Chuck, baby!”

    Ah, Candy, you’re my salvation.  Many more moments of procrastination….

  26. Nicole said on 11.18.05 at 06:08 AM • [comment link]

    Nocturnal Individual Conferring Orgasms and Lustful Embraces

    here’s mine in all it’s wonderful glory.  Candy can fix it.  I’m heading to bed.  Must confer orgasms and lustful embraces, you know.  *eg*

  27. Mel-O-Drama said on 11.18.05 at 06:09 AM • [comment link]

    Aw, shucks. Thanks Candy. Now you really are my HERO(ine)!!

  28. Candy said on 11.18.05 at 06:19 AM • [comment link]

    OK, that article that Robin linked to? Uses the phrase “high wood count.”

    Haaaahahahaha.

  29. Charlie said on 11.18.05 at 06:32 AM • [comment link]

    Hey I want to play too.  I like mine :)

    Charming Handsome Adonis Rendering Loving and Intense Embraces

  30. His Fabulousness said on 11.18.05 at 06:38 AM • [comment link]

    Fellow Adeptly Bestowing Intense Orgasms

  31. Charlie said on 11.18.05 at 06:39 AM • [comment link]

    aw i cant figure it out :(

  32. Candy said on 11.18.05 at 06:59 AM • [comment link]

    No worries, Charlie—fixed the pesky linebreaks.

    Fabio: That is FABULOUS.

    Now I’m off to do one for John D’Salvo.

  33. Candy said on 11.18.05 at 07:00 AM • [comment link]

    Jealous Outstanding Hunk Nicely Delivering Sensual, Arousing Loving and Velvety Orgasms

  34. E.D'Trix said on 11.18.05 at 07:24 AM • [comment link]

    Marvelous Adonis Nicely Needing Thrilling Indulgence and Tender, Throbbing Embraces

    Couldn’t resist!

  35. E.D'Trix said on 11.18.05 at 07:25 AM • [comment link]

    Bleh! Thought I got rid of the page breaks…sorry for the extra work, Candy!

  36. Robin D. Owens said on 11.18.05 at 07:29 AM • [comment link]

    Well, the man-titty one sounded quite purple, all right.

    Velvety orgasms???  I’m coming up on a love scene…dare I?

    Robin

  37. SandyO said on 11.18.05 at 07:56 AM • [comment link]

    Woo Hoo.  What else can I say but HELL YES!

    Seductress Administering Naughty Delights and Yummy Orgasms

  38. SandyO said on 11.18.05 at 07:57 AM • [comment link]

    Well, of course it isn’t showing up, so S.A.N.D.Y.O. =
    Seductress Administering Naughty Delights and Yummy Orgasms. :)

  39. CindyS said on 11.18.05 at 09:00 AM • [comment link]

    Charming Ideal Nonconformist Deftly Yielding Sensual Massage and Intense, Thrilling Hugs

  40. CindyS said on 11.18.05 at 09:03 AM • [comment link]

    Sorry, I tried to pretend like I knew what page breaks were.  Apparently I’m a doof.

    So I go and think roses and champagne are too cute for me and the handcuffs are too racey so I pick the skull.

    Charming Ideal Nonconformist Deftly Yielding Sensual Massage and Intense, Thrilling Hugs.

    Might as well as said I was a sexy as a Care Bear!!

  41. Katidid said on 11.18.05 at 09:56 AM • [comment link]

    Knockout Administering Touches and Embraces

  42. Katidid said on 11.18.05 at 09:57 AM • [comment link]

    huh
    that didn’t work…

  43. jmc said on 11.18.05 at 03:53 PM • [comment link]

    Love this!

  44. Sonja said on 11.18.05 at 05:36 PM • [comment link]

    Ha! Naughty joy is really the best kind of joy.

    Seductress Offering Naughty Joy and Affection

  45. Karmela said on 11.18.05 at 05:58 PM • [comment link]

    Kinky Amorous Reveler Made for Erotic Loving and Affection

    You got that right.

  46. Suisan said on 11.18.05 at 06:23 PM • [comment link]

    S.U.I.S.A.N.: Seductress Undertaking Intense, Sensual, Arousing Necking

  47. Daisy Dexter Dobbs said on 11.18.05 at 07:59 PM • [comment link]

    Dame Administering Intense Stimulation and Yeses

    Hmm…methinks somebody’s been peeking!

  48. EvilAuntiePeril said on 11.18.05 at 08:15 PM • [comment link]

    …  Amorous Untamed Nonconformist Tirelessly Providing Erotic Recreation and Intense Loving

    Hmm… okay, but think this one is a better fit:

    Abhorrent Unholy Nun-Torturing Person-Eating Ravager Inflamed by Lunacy

    …but I also want to be from the Insane Labyrinth too.

  49. EvilAuntiePeril said on 11.18.05 at 08:16 PM • [comment link]

    Oh help… Can’t do this code thingy… But you get the drift.

  50. Dee said on 11.18.05 at 08:43 PM • [comment link]

    LOL, Hubby’s gonna like this one:

    Dreamy Exciting Expert Tirelessly Exchanging Naughty, Overwhelming Recreation and Intense Orgasms

  51. Eddie Adair said on 11.18.05 at 09:35 PM • [comment link]

    Exciting Dreamy Dude Incomparably Exchanging Arousing, Delightful Affection and Intense Recreation

  52. Eddie Adair said on 11.18.05 at 09:38 PM • [comment link]

    Heh heh…appropriately, the word confirmation for this post is “cannot97”

  53. Stephen said on 11.19.05 at 03:56 AM • [comment link]

    Wonder Exchanging Naughty Loving and Overwhelming, Carnal Kisses

    Ooh!  It makes me “Wonder”!

  54. Jay in Oregon said on 11.20.05 at 09:58 PM • [comment link]

    Jealous Adonis Yearningly Exchanging Lustful Massage and Overwhelming, Rapturous Embraces
    Journeying Artificial Youth Engineered for Logical Mathematics, Observation and Rational Exploration
    Jealous Abhorrent Yokel-Eating Livestock-Mangling Ogre from the Ruined Earth

  55. Jay in Oregon said on 11.20.05 at 10:00 PM • [comment link]

    Um… wow. I officially suck.
    Sorry about that. :red:

  56. Doug Hoffman said on 11.21.05 at 04:56 AM • [comment link]

    Dreamboat Offering Unrestrained Gratification and Intense Embraces

    Yeah, that’s about right.

  57. Doug Hoffman said on 11.21.05 at 04:58 AM • [comment link]

    Whoops. What happened?

  58. Vicki said on 03.17.06 at 04:49 AM • [comment link]

    Vixen Imparting Carnal Kisses and Indulgence

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