Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

Oh I can see it now, the next trend in romance novels will be sex scenes that happen because one of the partners hasn’t been laid in a long time/never been laid and the other partner feels sorry for them and just wants to help out. lol

The Hirsute Greek Tycoon’s Virgin Boardroom Mistress’ Sympathy Fuck

Dammit, somebody in my crit group leaked my manuscript.

>>Sympathy Fuck<<

I dunno, I see possibilities here.  Reasonably normal looking guy walks into a bar and says to a woman (after a few drinks, of course) “I’ve never had sex with a woman and I’ve always wondered if it’s as good as people say.” 

Some chicks would be on that like white on rice.  It’s all about the sympathy thing and the idea that if you’re his first, by the end of the night you’re going to be the best he’s ever had.

Men NEED 237 reasons?

I suppose I could think of 237 reasons, but I wasn’t really keeping track.

So that’s what they’re studying in college these days. I always thought the research they did was more the “where, when, how,” and “with whom,” I guess I just forgot about the “why.”

Inspiring…I’d try some if I were single.

Favs - “because i was ovulating. because my bf sucked him off and said he had a huge cock (he was correct)
-Because he had a to-do list posted on his bedroom wall that included “get laid”. (I’m very goal-oriented)
-Because they were twins and you are therefore obligated
-because your friends think he’s ugly but you know he’ll do whatever it takes to get you there.”

NOW we need the “how to” site, because a bunch of erotica authors need to either try the sex they are writing about, or at least attempt realistic research because some are downright impossible, and others are uncomfortable.  Example, in my experience water is not a lubricant during sex…umm, quitting here before embarrassing myself further.

Gosh as a married gal I forgot there were other reasons than I want to, he wants to, or that is where babies come from.

Personally my favorites were about the twins and the one where you know you will be the best he can ever get so why not give him something to remember.

One of these days, if I ever get a book published, I am so going to have a sympathy fuck scene. rofl

They didn’t print mine: “Something to do between government hearings.”

In the meantime, that book title is one of the funnier things I’ve ever seen.

-S

Is “to reduce my risk of prostate cancer” on the list?

I trot that one out every so often, but the wife points out I don’t need HER to reduce my risk of prostate cancer.

My uncle uses the prostate cancer prevention as a reason. But I think he was trying to imply that he wanted a deep anal massage.

You have to have a reason to have sex?

Gee. Who knew?

OK - my favorite reason is, “I wanted to change the topic of conversation”

Overblown, yet desirable, type pontificating: “So we can clearly see the growth trend in Beijing’s Post-Imperialist economy . . . ”
Frisky, yet feckless, type thinking, “Snorefest! Why won’t you stop talking and jump me?!?”
Overblown: “. . .wherein productivity has picked up slightly to 1.3% annually. Most likely though this is the result of a remarkable increase in the pace and intensity of work, rather than the application of new technology . . . ”
Frisky [taking off sweater]
Overblown: “Boobies!”
Frisky: “Yeah! Post-Imperialist this, baby!”

Most Honest: “I was ‘horny.’”

Most Amusing: “I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex with another person.”

Most Questionable: “I wanted to improve my sexual skills.”

Nora-

There’s a reason to do anything. Unless you’re a nihilist, of course. Nihilists don’t care whether they have sex or not.

Weren’t all the answers pretty much the same for the men? Like Mt Everest, s/he was there.

The women: my girlfriend did him and I didn’t want to be left out. So, so sad.

Probably just a typo, but “I wanted to relieve me menstrual cramps.” Makes me picture a little Leprechaun chick who went “an had me some Lucky Charms after the shaggin’ o’ me life.”

Nora Roberts stole my line!

I shouldn’t have read the other comments first. I should have just gone for it.

Dang.

~Nora Roberts stole my line!~

Like I haven’t heard THAT one before.