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Romantic Suspense and Roxanne St. Claire: ARC Giveaway!
by SB Sarah | June 30, 2009 | Tuesday at 3:14 pm | 352 CommentsSince I poked a little fun at vaguely religious pseudonyms, and since Roxanne St. Claire isn't a pseudonym, I thought, let's have another ARC giveaway, shall we?
Yes, we shall!
Your task: more fun with romantic suspense! Using your power of Word Knowlege, use the form below to generate a title and its tagline.
As always, copy and paste your brilliant results into the comments. Two winners will be chosen to receive an advanced reader copy of Roxanne St. Claire's next book, Hunt Her Down. 24 hours, so grab the hand of your nearest male silhouette, and run, run like the wind!
Note: the results appear in a popup window, so be ye warned.
Filed: Fun And Games, General Bitching, Go Ahead, Win Some Shit
Tagged: silhouette, roxanne st claire, romantic suspense, free stuff, arc
Kate said on 06.30.09 at 03:26 PM • [comment link]
He licked his glock when he glimpsed her grimace her papaya. But can he gnashing her shimmery scissors? Find out in…
Passion’s diminutive cold front.
Kate said on 06.30.09 at 03:33 PM • [comment link]
Okay, the blurb is a bit random (though I kind of like the crazy licking the glock thing… I may have to use that for a villain one day), I’m obviously not doing it properly. But I love the title.
Roxanne St. Claire said on 06.30.09 at 03:38 PM • [comment link]
I can see I will get absolutely nothing done today but laugh. In the interest of full disclosure, Roxanne St. Claire is my real, legal name and not a pseudonym, but I do openly admit that I changed it from Roxanne Zink when I was 19. I was pursuing a career in TV journalism and was told by a producer that NO ONE with a last name that starts with a Z or has harsh consonants in it will ever make it on the news. (Evidently, Paula Zahn and Katie Couric did not get this memo.) So, I went to court and legally changed my last name to St. Claire. Then years later, I married an Italian guy so I’m also Rocki Frisiello.
Let the games begin!!!
Jackie said on 06.30.09 at 03:38 PM • [comment link]
He baited his pencil when he glimpsed her traipsing her bananas. But can he burning her glorious shoe? Find out in…
Passion’s extreme tornado.
D. D. Scott said on 06.30.09 at 03:39 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He screwed his stiletto heel when he glimpsed her twitting her edimame pods. But can he bitch her fabulous princess? Find out in…
Passion’s sassy tsunami.
Sarah W said on 06.30.09 at 03:40 PM • [comment link]
He swallowed his tongue when he glimpsed her spelunking her kumquats. But can he smooch her damp flower? Find out in…
Passion’s swirling cirronimbus cloud.
Jaye said on 06.30.09 at 03:41 PM • [comment link]
He laved his stiletto when he glimpsed her cherishing her pomegranates. But can he sully her pristine cascade? Find out in…
Passion’s euphoric tempest.
LOL!
HeatherK said on 06.30.09 at 03:42 PM • [comment link]
He stalked his needle when he glimpsed her raising her chips. But can he looks her green balloon? Find out in…
Passion’s Wet Thunderhead.
Petra said on 06.30.09 at 03:42 PM • [comment link]
He laminated his ice pick when he glimpsed her licking her Cheez-Its. But can he reproduce her foamy daffodil? Find out in…
Passion’s illicit low pressure area.
Kate Jones said on 06.30.09 at 03:44 PM • [comment link]
He Grunted his Pencil when he glimpsed her Corking her Cheeses. But can he Spank her Pretty Cow? Find out in…
Passion’s Blue Hurricane.
I love my title! The tag could use some work, though…
EmilyW said on 06.30.09 at 03:45 PM • [comment link]
He rocketed his javelin when he glimpsed her mining her artichokes. But can he languish her burly ransom? Find out in…
Passion’s hoary sandstorm.
Elizabeth Wadsworth said on 06.30.09 at 03:47 PM • [comment link]
He exacerbated his poker when he glimpsed her heaving her peas. But can he defenestrate her blue laptop? Find out in…
Passion’s Moronic Hail.
spamword: state69. Oh, dear…
Natalie H said on 06.30.09 at 03:47 PM • [comment link]
He sliced his safety pin when he glimpsed her arcing her artichokes. But can he sit her prickly tower? Find out in…
Passion’s towering cumulonimbus.
Brigit Aine said on 06.30.09 at 03:47 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He slept his machete when he glimpsed her sucking her strawberries. But can he grab her trashy sofa? Find out in…
Passion’s insipid cloud.
Lorelie said on 06.30.09 at 03:50 PM • [comment link]
He bit his ice pick when he glimpsed her panting her cupcakes. But can he sink her desperate spatula? Find out in…
Passion’s dirty cumulonimbus.
Rob Charron said on 06.30.09 at 03:50 PM • [comment link]
Hi :)
HILARIOUS!
Plus a chance to win a great author’s book.
:)
He terrified his dagger when he glimpsed her loving her strawberries. But can he kiss her elongated body? Find out in…
Passion’s whispery sun.
Leah Braemel said on 06.30.09 at 03:51 PM • [comment link]
He shuddered his dagger when he glimpsed her laughing her strawberries. But can he hike her sparkling dog? Find out in…
Passion’s small tornado.
LMAO - fun! Some of these are hilarious - corking her cheeses? And he “screwed his stiletto”?
(word=merely37. I wish I was merely37. That was quite a few years back.)
Steff Bakker said on 06.30.09 at 03:51 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He worked his ice pick when he glimpsed her posting her grapes. But can he help her delicate dictionary? Find out in…
Passion’s shiny blizzard.
Sonja said on 06.30.09 at 03:52 PM • [comment link]
He found his sword when he glimpsed her gaming her fruits. But can he doink her nice fingernail? Find out in…
Passion’s Rotund Tornado
cursingmama said on 06.30.09 at 03:52 PM • [comment link]
He flicked his sword when he glimpsed her slipping her peaches. But can he tap her smokey Vegas? Find out in…
Passion’s glisten cloud.
Don’t think I’d read that…..but you never know.
Polly said on 06.30.09 at 03:53 PM • [comment link]
Ok, this doesn’t quite make sense, but here it is anyway:
He fought his skewer when he glimpsed her disappearing her cherries. But can he run her blind tower? Find out in…
Passion’s unyielding mist.
Lorelie said on 06.30.09 at 03:54 PM • [comment link]
Man, there’s an awful lot of y’all choosing fruits for your food line. I wonder what that’s all about….
Sapphire Phelan said on 06.30.09 at 03:56 PM • [comment link]
He Loved his stake when he glimpsed her jacking her eggs. But can he jump her simply horse? Find out in…
Passion’s romantically tornado.
Roxy said on 06.30.09 at 03:56 PM • [comment link]
He Tamed his razor when he glimpsed her crying her oranges. But can he walk her subtly king? Find out in…
Passion’s strong storm.
Sabrina said on 06.30.09 at 03:58 PM • [comment link]
He licked his Spear when he glimpsed her running her berries . But can he spank her wonderful book? Find out in…
Passion’s mighty thunder.
Theresa said on 06.30.09 at 03:59 PM • [comment link]
He flitted his hat pin when he glimpsed her scrubbing her blackberries. But can he wave her posh tissue? Find out in…
Passion’s salty harr.
I’m loving that title!
SB Sarah said on 06.30.09 at 04:01 PM • [comment link]
I thought that did me in.
But Salty Harr?!
I gotta go lie down. I’m lightheaded from the laughing. WOO!
tracy said on 06.30.09 at 04:03 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He tossed his knives when he glimpsed her dancing for her Kumquats. But can he shoot her glorious juice? Find out in…
Passion’s from his large twisted funnel..
lol that was fun..
Jaci Burton said on 06.30.09 at 04:04 PM • [comment link]
He Stashed his Knitting Needles when he glimpsed her Skulking her watermelon. But can he Spank her Sultry Iphone? Find out in…
Passion’s Slobbering Dry Line.
Dude….these are awesome! I want to use some of them for my future books.
Ocy said on 06.30.09 at 04:04 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He painted his tin can lid when he glimpsed her swimming her cheeseburgers. But can he smell her fluffy penguin? Find out in…
Passion’s Yellow Snow.
Sharon said on 06.30.09 at 04:05 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He choked his porcupine when he glimpsed her petting her chicken enchiladas. But can he collect her toothsome dental floss? Find out in…
Passion’s dirty rainbow.
Melanie said on 06.30.09 at 04:07 PM • [comment link]
He flew his dagger when he glimpsed her sweeping her potatoes. But can he search her soft book? Find out in…
Passion’s brown clouds.
wow…..
Maureen said on 06.30.09 at 04:09 PM • [comment link]
He ran his knife when he glimpsed her rowing her grapes. But can he jump her tall dog? Find out in…
Passion’s old cloud.
too funny
Heidi said on 06.30.09 at 04:10 PM • [comment link]
He crept his stilletto when he glimpsed her whispering her plums. But can he hurry her dark sash? Find out in…
Passion’s Green Lenticular Clouds.
I think any guy would be creeping his stiletto at the sight of a woman whispering her plums.
Oh these are hilarious.
Julianna said on 06.30.09 at 04:10 PM • [comment link]
He yearned his poignard when he glimpsed her churning her danish. But can he have her fluttering mace? Find out in…
Passion’s grainy hailstorm.
Leslie Kelly-Parrish said on 06.30.09 at 04:14 PM • [comment link]
Snort—
He lathed his spike when he glimpsed her grinding her kiwis. But can he wring her thick camel? Find out in…
Passion’s hot tsunami.
KTT said on 06.30.09 at 04:19 PM • [comment link]
He tapped his serpent’s tooth when he glimpsed her yodeling her rice cakes. But can he grimace her lacy paperclip? Find out in…
Passion’s putrescent dust storm.
Lisa said on 06.30.09 at 04:21 PM • [comment link]
He taunted his spike when he glimpsed her wanting her cherries. But can he paced her red chair? Find out in…
Passion’s stormy hurricane.
Kristen Painter said on 06.30.09 at 04:21 PM • [comment link]
He scooted his spatula when he glimpsed her flipping her cookies. But can he taste her crunchy chocolate? Find out in…
Passion’s crisp tornado.
(I’ve been baking cookies all morning.)
Suze said on 06.30.09 at 04:22 PM • [comment link]
Okay, I was trying for non-connecting words, but this was a little more random than I’d expected:
He mourned his glance when he glimpsed her swimming her kumquats. But can he exist her beautiful coyote? Find out in…
Passion’s glimmering fog.
Tammy said on 06.30.09 at 04:22 PM • [comment link]
He jazzed his toothpick when he glimpsed her sniffing her jicamas. But can he lick her blue calendar? Find out in…
Passion’s wet thunderstorm.
Kalen Hughes said on 06.30.09 at 04:24 PM • [comment link]
MMMMMMMM, word salad:
He boinked his Mr. Pointy when he glimpsed her grinding her puddings. But can he slide her luminescent werewolf? Find out in…
Passion’s Huge Nimbus Clouds .
Ria said on 06.30.09 at 04:24 PM • [comment link]
Absolute genius! I’ve been crying with laughter at the previous comments. I humbly submit my own (and wish I’d thought of ‘traipsing’):
He swept his machete when he glimpsed her swimming her grapes. But can he blink her scornful tagine? Find out in…
Passion’s tumescent warm front.
Sarah O said on 06.30.09 at 04:26 PM • [comment link]
He measured his awl when he glimpsed her fawning her rhubarb muffins. But can he embroider her sumptuous garden hose? Find out in…
Passion’s gritty squall.
SamG said on 06.30.09 at 04:27 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He shelled his glass shard when he glimpsed her chopping her apples. But can he shoot her ripe clog? Find out in…
Passion’s slick rainy.
Carol said on 06.30.09 at 04:27 PM • [comment link]
He laved his spindle when he glimpsed her suctioning her beets. But can he ambulate her tangled steeple? Find out in…
Passion’s slippery thunderhead.
Jeffe Kennedy said on 06.30.09 at 04:36 PM • [comment link]
He swept his blade when he glimpsed her shivering her plums. But can he excite her golden bear? Find out in…
Passion’s effulgent thunderhead.
This makes odd, if twisted, sense. Gee, what kind of weather formation is on our minds these days?
Rueyn said on 06.30.09 at 04:36 PM • [comment link]
“He stroked his fireplace poker when he glimpsed her wringing her eggplants. But can he tame her fuzzy motor? Find out in…
Passion’s vague ice.”
Good laugh this a.m. Thanks, SBTB! :)
CourtneyLee said on 06.30.09 at 04:37 PM • [comment link]
He kissed his dagger when he glimpsed her cooking her cherries. But can he watch her pink doll? Find out in…
Passion’s squeaky wind.
S. W. Vaughn said on 06.30.09 at 04:38 PM • [comment link]
He squiggled his Pez dispenser when he glimpsed her plumping her Cheetos. But can he groan her nebulous Ming vase? Find out in…
Passion’s Vengeful Ice Cloud.
(title caps added for effect. pretty. :D)
merely92. Funny, I don’t feel a day over 127…
StarOpal said on 06.30.09 at 04:38 PM • [comment link]
He lathed his icepick when he glimpsed her whistling her fries. But can he yawn her piquant rock? Find out in…
Passion’s sunny tornado.
Jessi said on 06.30.09 at 04:41 PM • [comment link]
He scorched his ice pick when he glimpsed her flaming her mulberries. But can he explode her divine booby? Find out in…
Passion’s abominable landslide.
Susanna Kearsley said on 06.30.09 at 04:43 PM • [comment link]
He dropped his sabre when he glimpsed her dangling her lollipops. But can he grab her intelligent skateboard? Find out in…
Passion’s deadly hailstorm.
Hey, that almost makes sense…:-)
Ava said on 06.30.09 at 04:44 PM • [comment link]
He sharpened his harpoon when he glimpsed her killing her strawberries. But can he run her shiny Baths? Find out in…
Passion’s wet hurricane.
Jessi said on 06.30.09 at 04:44 PM • [comment link]
I’m still laughing…
Danielle Yockman said on 06.30.09 at 04:45 PM • [comment link]
Okay here is mine…but Grammar was never my strong suit…her shining her mutton? Really?
He Thrusted his Dagger when he glimpsed her Shining her Mutton. But can he Dance her Purple Dress? Find out in…
Passion’s Velvet Thunder.
Randi said on 06.30.09 at 04:45 PM • [comment link]
He ached his nail file when he glimpsed her smarting her kumquats. But can he moan her sparkle nipple? Find out in…
Passion’s prehensile nimbus.
Vuir said on 06.30.09 at 04:48 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He shot his thumbtack when he glimpsed her kneading her strawberries. But can he smiles her distracting underwear? Find out in…
Passion’s shocking cumulo nimbus.
Becca said on 06.30.09 at 04:48 PM • [comment link]
He flew his knife when he glimpsed her loving her apples. But can he hate her fleshy woman? Find out in…
Passion’s beautiful rain.
Chicklet said on 06.30.09 at 04:48 PM • [comment link]
He sat his letter opener when he glimpsed her schtupping her Twinkies. But can he run her lovely television? Find out in…
Passion’s Ugly Cumulonimbus Clouds.
————————————————————————
I added capital letters to the title, because I’m mildly compulsive that stuff. *g*
Susan D. said on 06.30.09 at 04:54 PM • [comment link]
He washed his pitch fork when he glimpsed her turning her strawberries. But can he swim her beautiful swan? Find out in…
Passion’s soft thunderstorm.
——
“tame her fuzzy motor” OMG! LOL!! good thing I finished my coffee before reading these…
KCfla said on 06.30.09 at 04:56 PM • [comment link]
He Dreamed his scissors when he glimpsed her walking her taco. But can he love her colorful Car? Find out in…
Passion’s jealous Hurricane
Total crap- but what the heck!
Shaina said on 06.30.09 at 04:56 PM • [comment link]
He knitted his nail when he glimpsed her crossing her grapes. But can he jump her sparkly bottle? Find out in…
Passion’s loud downpour.
i…have no words.
Jenny said on 06.30.09 at 04:56 PM • [comment link]
He Ran his Dagger when he glimpsed her Touching her Cheesecakes. But can he Jumps her Attractive Food? Find out in…
Passion’s Tasty Wind.
hahah very interesting.
darlynne said on 06.30.09 at 04:59 PM • [comment link]
He licked his quill when he glimpsed her swinging her raspberries. But can he blow her hairy ring? Find out in…
Passion’s spindly sleet.
——
I was going for completely random words, which now seems kind of gross.
lynD said on 06.30.09 at 05:03 PM • [comment link]
He Dropped his Trowel when he glimpsed her Spreading her Sauces. But can he Tame her Blue Island? Find out in…
Passion’s Red Thunder.
Lori said on 06.30.09 at 05:05 PM • [comment link]
He ran his mail opener when he glimpsed her panting her grapes. But can he screw her shiny pistol? Find out in…
Passion’s huge clouds.
Linnet said on 06.30.09 at 05:07 PM • [comment link]
He jumped his potato masher when he glimpsed her shaking her eggplant. But can he singing her lush wyoming? Find out in…
Passion’s horse hurricane.
Eh, it got kind of jumbled at the end there. Personally I loved the title I saw above that was “Passion’s dirty rainbow”
Weasy said on 06.30.09 at 05:07 PM • [comment link]
He slopped his sword when he glimpsed her digesting her bananas. But can he nudge her mellow sofa? Find out in…
Passion’s orange thunderstorm.
Phyllis Ingram said on 06.30.09 at 05:07 PM • [comment link]
He handled his ice pick when he glimpsed her seeing her baby back ribs. But can he have her pretty sun? Find out in…
Passion’s bright raining.
Phyllis Ingram said on 06.30.09 at 05:17 PM • [comment link]
OMG!!! These are priceless. We seem to be self-sufficient women who can protect ourselves with the stillettos and ice picks. LOL It’s amazing how we think alike.
MF Makichen said on 06.30.09 at 05:17 PM • [comment link]
He pulled his knitting needle when he glimpsed her lifting her kiwis. But can he chuck her serene neighbors? Find out in…
Passion’s Scrawny Rain Shadow.
Macaire Hill said on 06.30.09 at 05:21 PM • [comment link]
“He Haunted his Shiv when he glimpsed her Bespelling her Melons. But can he hunger her Insatiable Bagel? Find out in…
Passion’s Glowering Thunderhead.”
I won’t say that it makes it lot of sense, but you can certainly read into it if you have a fairly dirty mind. Which I do. Of course, this is true of all the entries I’ve read. It’s like Mad Libs—I love it!
BookFiend said on 06.30.09 at 05:26 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He Laughed his Pencil when he glimpsed her Dancing her Cupcakes. But can he Shout her Lovely Kitchen? Find out in…
Passion’s Sexy Cloud.
JoanneL said on 06.30.09 at 05:26 PM • [comment link]
OKAY! I’m seriously LOVING my title!
He rushed with his kitchen knife when he glimpsed her heaving her shrimps. But can he crave her excellent bodice? Find out in…
Passion’s glorious tornadoe
TemperG said on 06.30.09 at 05:26 PM • [comment link]
He exhausted his machete when he glimpsed her flitting her mangoes. But can he fill her willful mailbox? Find out in…
Passion’s hungriest hurricane.
Leslie H said on 06.30.09 at 05:26 PM • [comment link]
He armed his pencil when he glimpsed her flying her grapes. But can he run her sweet table? Find out in…
Passion’s tart depression.
I actually kind of like it! (I was eating breakfast)
Amy! said on 06.30.09 at 05:27 PM • [comment link]
He polished his ice pick when he glimpsed her melting her peaches. But can he tame her gentle intransigence? Find out in…
Passion’s frigid hail.
Saint Fool said on 06.30.09 at 05:33 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He Sprang his stilleto when he glimpsed her clutching her eggplants. But can he seize her delicate Lips? Find out in…
Passion’s pouting thunderhead.
Jackie U said on 06.30.09 at 05:34 PM • [comment link]
I kind of dig the name of this book! I see unicorns on the cover. Big, manly unicorns.
He fought his ice pick when he glimpsed her running her grapes. But can he love her lazy rabbit? Find out in…
Passion’s sunny cloud.
heathero said on 06.30.09 at 05:41 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He hoisted his javelin when he glimpsed her heaving her jelly beans. But can he jiggle her hilarious haiku? Find out in…
Passion’s jittery Cirrocumulus clouds .
spamword: merely45 - I have merely 45% chance of jelly bean showers. Drat!
John C. Bunnell said on 06.30.09 at 05:43 PM • [comment link]
He shuddered his wit when he glimpsed her curdling her truffles. But can he snorkel her poignant stereo? Find out in…
Passion’s Pregnant Typhoon
lane said on 06.30.09 at 05:44 PM • [comment link]
He showed his axe when he glimpsed her gunning her pomegranates. But can he runs her dark gun? Find out in…
Passion’s Gloomy Haboob.
Gail said on 06.30.09 at 05:47 PM • [comment link]
He hung his rapier when he glimpsed her panting her chocolates. But can he grab her sparkly apple? Find out in…
Passion’s radiant thunder storm.
hmmm…. I kinda like the title (^_^)
Christy said on 06.30.09 at 05:47 PM • [comment link]
He thawed his icepick when he glimpsed her moving her blueberries. But can he walk her ugly door? Find out in…
Passion’s dark hurricane.
Obskuretris said on 06.30.09 at 05:49 PM • [comment link]
He grieved his pike when he glimpsed her shunting her mushrooms. But can he catch her splendid ass? Find out in…
Passion’s verboten tornado.
MB said on 06.30.09 at 05:50 PM • [comment link]
He shook his pencil when he glimpsed her licking her grapes. But can he jump her sparkly gnome? Find out in…
Passion’s Wet Tornado
StephB said on 06.30.09 at 05:52 PM • [comment link]
He ran his dagger when he glimpsed her ambling her puddings. But can he hide her lilac bookshelf? Find out in…
Passion’s buttered storm.
Jody W. said on 06.30.09 at 05:54 PM • [comment link]
He pooted his mascara wand when he glimpsed her stewing her artichokes. But can he yammer her curly patty pan? Find out in…
Passion’s spotted tornado.
Leah said on 06.30.09 at 05:56 PM • [comment link]
He poked his stake when he glimpsed her riding her grapes. But can he run her spotted globe? Find out in…
Passion’s smooth typhoon.
Castiron said on 06.30.09 at 05:58 PM • [comment link]
He grated his pencil when he glimpsed her embossing her noodles. But can he examine her blue tea strainer? Find out in…
Passion’s rusty nimbus.
SusannaG said on 06.30.09 at 05:58 PM • [comment link]
I am reminded of how much I loved MadLibs back in the day.
Kismet said on 06.30.09 at 06:00 PM • [comment link]
He ran his ice pick when he glimpsed her coughing her popcorn. But can he nap her hot house? Find out in…
Passion’s sweet tornado.
Jean Poole said on 06.30.09 at 06:05 PM • [comment link]
He flogged his bodkin when he glimpsed her fornicating her radishes. But can he stir her bodacious bacon? Find out in…
Passion’s Decrepit Typhoon.
Melissandre said on 06.30.09 at 06:07 PM • [comment link]
He sank his needle when he glimpsed her spooning her enchiladas. But can he sing her milky fury? Find out in…
Passion’s Fragrant Tornado
RStewie said on 06.30.09 at 06:07 PM • [comment link]
He surfed his fireplace poker when he glimpsed her grunting her eggs. But can he run her weathered catapult? Find out in…
Passion’s homey tsunami.
IDK about the grunting…
the guy in the next cubicle is obviously influencing my verb choices…
Anna M said on 06.30.09 at 06:12 PM • [comment link]
He rasped his knitting needle when he glimpsed her passing her eggplant. But can he decaffeinate her slimy dustbunny? Find out in…
Passion’s squeaky high pressure system.
Daisy said on 06.30.09 at 06:15 PM • [comment link]
Hee! These are wonderful!
He flung his rapier when he glimpsed her promising her plum. But can he repulse her glorious toenail? Find out in…
Passion’s fierce ice crystals.
Claire said on 06.30.09 at 06:19 PM • [comment link]
He Snapped his nail when he glimpsed her circling her berries. But can he penetrate her tart gaze? Find out in…
Passion’s fecund thunderstrike.
Hahahahaha
Jess B. said on 06.30.09 at 06:20 PM • [comment link]
Flying Spaghetti Monster theme:
He swabbed his pirate sword when he glimpsed her lollygagging her meatballs. But can he touch her noodlely appendage? Find out in…
Passion’s spicy cumulonimbus.
Sheila said on 06.30.09 at 06:22 PM • [comment link]
He Tossed his Screwdriver when he glimpsed her Drinking her Strawberries. But can he Sit her Lush Bush? Find out in…
Passion’s Exotic Tornado.
Amly said on 06.30.09 at 06:22 PM • [comment link]
He fluttered his toothpick when he glimpsed her smoking her raisins. But can he brush her gamey handbag? Find out in…
Passion’s insipid drizzle.
Patsy said on 06.30.09 at 06:32 PM • [comment link]
He belayed his letter opener when he glimpsed her morphing her samosas. But can he boot her procrustean tongue? Find out in…
Passion’s fecund typhoon.
Stealing words from boring legal briefs is fun.
unfortunate_slip said on 06.30.09 at 06:34 PM • [comment link]
He scoured his hatpin when he glimpsed her sexing her casseroles. But can he staple her azure coniferous tree? Find out in…
Passion’s scrumtrelescent hail
Oh dear…
MeganS said on 06.30.09 at 06:34 PM • [comment link]
He fingered his hacksaw when he glimpsed her combing her grapes. But can he lift her crispy phonebook? Find out in…
Passion’s effulgent monsoon.
Laksamee said on 06.30.09 at 06:36 PM • [comment link]
He slammed his steeple when he glimpsed her licking her snowcone. But can he conquer her curvaceous camel? Find out in…
Passion’s Soft Coriolus.
Haha, everyone else has such good ones! This was fun.
glee said on 06.30.09 at 06:43 PM • [comment link]
He put away his screwdriver when he glimpsed her snowing her apricots. But can he save her black mallard? Find out in…
Passion’s green cloud.
word: men72
Orli said on 06.30.09 at 06:44 PM • [comment link]
He extended his scalpel when he glimpsed her fracturing her mangos. But can he smash her frilly wastebasket? Find out in…
Passion’s putrid hurricane.
JenB said on 06.30.09 at 06:48 PM • [comment link]
He ran his sword when he glimpsed her flaming her chicken nuggets. But can he fly her scary kleenex? Find out in…
Passion’s Sweet Cloud
Nice. I’d read it. I guess now y’all know what I’m craving for lunch.
Kelli said on 06.30.09 at 06:53 PM • [comment link]
He swam his awl when he glimpsed her spazzing her carrots. But can he take her painful brother? Find out in…
Passion’s bright waterspout.
GrowlyCub said on 06.30.09 at 06:54 PM • [comment link]
He went his knife when he glimpsed her driving her onions. But can he see her lovely summer? Find out in…
Passion’s fine rain.
Not the most grammatical, but hey, sounds fun! :)
Miriam said on 06.30.09 at 06:54 PM • [comment link]
He snuggled his swiss army knife when he glimpsed her melting her chocolates. But can he eat her quixotic werewolf? Find out in…
Passion’s lethargic tornado.
(snerk)
Lovecow2000 said on 06.30.09 at 06:54 PM • [comment link]
He stroked his dart when he glimpsed her escaping her quesadillas. But can he soothe her novice ingenuity? Find out in…
Passion’s frisky twister.
Kelli said on 06.30.09 at 06:57 PM • [comment link]
He stroked his spear when he glimpsed her grasping her kiwis. But can he obfuscate her dusty cave? Find out in…
Passion’s Terrifying Rainbow.
I like this one better. :3
AnnB said on 06.30.09 at 06:58 PM • [comment link]
He screamed broken glass when he glimpsed her soaring peaches. But can he scoot her maroon blanket? Find out in…
Pasion’s Bleak Microburst!
AngP said on 06.30.09 at 07:01 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He hid his stiletto heel when he glimpsed her running her cherries. But can he eat her beautiful cat? Find out in…
Passion’s Furry Sleet.
Kerry Allen said on 06.30.09 at 07:03 PM • [comment link]
He swallowed his oyster shucker when he glimpsed her peeling her shrimp. But can he fill her sloshing bucket? Find out in…
Passion’s Fishy Tempest.
caligi said on 06.30.09 at 07:07 PM • [comment link]
He shrouded his stiletto when he glimpsed her trembling her cherries. But can he run her frightening sofa? Find out in…
Passion’s Complete Hailstorm.
Suzanne S said on 06.30.09 at 07:07 PM • [comment link]
He jumped his scimitar when he glimpsed her laving her lasagna. But can he hop her splendiferous pebble? Find out in…
Passion’s loose storm.
Nina said on 06.30.09 at 07:07 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He twisted his lance when he glimpsed her lusting her strawberries. But can he lave her voluptuous flesh? Find out in…
Passion’s flaming storm.
LOL! Love it!Strawberries are majorly lust-inducing, y’know!
JenB said on 06.30.09 at 07:12 PM • [comment link]
He smashed his toothpick when he glimpsed her washing her peaches. But can he bite her pink baseball? Find out in…
Passion’s green lightning.
(Yeah, that one was just for fun.)
CrankyBeach said on 06.30.09 at 07:12 PM • [comment link]
He shunted his ice pick when he glimpsed her rampaging her carrots. But can he wallow her broken cup? Find out in…
Passion’s pea-green fog bank.
SonomaLass said on 06.30.09 at 07:14 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He shagged his scissors when he glimpsed her shining her jellybeans. But can he demystify her magical book? Find out in…
Passion’s adorable fog.
Okay, “adorable” is really not a romance word. Should not mix this exercise with kittens….
miz_geek said on 06.30.09 at 07:17 PM • [comment link]
He lathed his bayonet when he glimpsed her melting her muffins. But can he burn her tormented pillowcase? Find out in…
Passion’s steamy low pressure system.
Is it hot in here?
M Jules Aedin said on 06.30.09 at 07:17 PM • [comment link]
LOL!
He quivered his pin when he glimpsed her entering her jelly donuts. But can he devour her tumescent globes? Find out in…
Passion’s peachy cyclone.
MamaNice said on 06.30.09 at 07:18 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He Cooked his javelin when he glimpsed her grinding her bananas. But can he like her toasty hat? Find out in…
Passion’s tasty sunshower.
Whee! That was fun. Can I do it again please?
MaryK said on 06.30.09 at 07:18 PM • [comment link]
He talked his needle when he glimpsed her scamming her apples. But can he watch her happy mushroom? Find out in…
Passion’s stupid rain.
Joanna S. said on 06.30.09 at 07:28 PM • [comment link]
He whapped his lance when he glimpsed her crossing her calamari. But can he look her beautiful hat? Find out in…
Passion’s Orgasmic Twister.
Srsly, y’all. This is the best. Contest. EVER! *wipes eyes*
iamza said on 06.30.09 at 07:29 PM • [comment link]
He fell his glass shard when he glimpsed her sagging her cakes. But can he close her hungry pen? Find out in…
Passion’s noisy cloud.
CrystalGB said on 06.30.09 at 07:31 PM • [comment link]
He laughed his saber when he glimpsed her screaming her artichokes. But can he sprinted her long panther? Find out in…
Passion’s gold hail.
Tina C. said on 06.30.09 at 07:34 PM • [comment link]
He Lost his Dagger when he glimpsed her Piping her Apples. But can he Dance her Lovely Lady? Find out in…
Passion’s Swift Clouds.
Mary G said on 06.30.09 at 07:34 PM • [comment link]
He Eloped his Awl when he glimpsed her teetering her Eclairs. But can he recline her Bodacious couch? Find out in…
Passion’s Lucious willy willy.
(Hope Aussie term for a small tornado is acceptable)! It did make the title a little sillier for me :)
shewhohashope said on 06.30.09 at 07:37 PM • [comment link]
He held his machete when he glimpsed her caressing her apples. But can he approach her retiring handbag? Find out in…
Passion’s dull clouds.
Alyssa Day said on 06.30.09 at 07:43 PM • [comment link]
Laughing is not helping with the stomach flu thing:
He ejaculated his katana when he glimpsed her humping her meatballs. But can he lathe her sparkly werekoala? Find out in…
Passion’s Aromatic Tornado
SonjaRose said on 06.30.09 at 07:43 PM • [comment link]
He passed his circular saw when he glimpsed her motorboating her Mars Bars. But can he elect her starry unicorn? Find out in…
Passion’s azure hurricane.
Jill Myles said on 06.30.09 at 07:43 PM • [comment link]
I cannot resist a Mad Lib!
He futtered his icicle when he glimpsed her boning her turkey legs. But can he fellate her moist soulmate? Find out in…
Passion’s sloppy thunderhead.
Yeah baby. Futter that icicle.
(Spamword is long19. I’ll bet.)
Cidi said on 06.30.09 at 07:48 PM • [comment link]
He Fled his Knitting Needle when he glimpsed her yodelling her scones. But can he punts her morose lemming? Find out in…
Passion’s orange fog.
megalith said on 06.30.09 at 07:48 PM • [comment link]
He nuzzled his letter opener when he glimpsed her mewling her eggs. But can he stun her grainy beef? Find out in…
Passion’s resonant dust devil.
Well, none of that makes the least bit of sense, except in an awful, paranormal egg-laying shapeshiftery way. (I just hate the word mewling, don’t you?)
still53: It’ll probably still be 53 seconds or so until I get over “mewling her eggs.”
Jamie said on 06.30.09 at 08:13 PM • [comment link]
He screwed his knitting needle when he glimpsed her jumping her popsicles. But can he slide her passionate dog collar? Find out in…
Passion’s pesky hurricane.
trix said on 06.30.09 at 08:15 PM • [comment link]
I love madlibs!
He buggered off his carrot when he glimpsed her smoking her veal cutlets. But can he sew her effulgent andiron? Find out in…
Passion’s prodigious waterspout.
Tracey said on 06.30.09 at 08:21 PM • [comment link]
He sheathed his sword when he glimpsed her slurpping her sweet potatoes. But can he slow her slippery slobber? Find out in…
Passion’s Humungous Hail Storm.
Joelle said on 06.30.09 at 08:22 PM • [comment link]
He dropped his knife when he glimpsed her grinding her cheese. But can he catch her tasty Ford Falcon? Find out in…
Passion’s Dirty Funnel cloud.
bounababe said on 06.30.09 at 08:22 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He punted his chisel when he glimpsed her tweaking her turkey wrap. But can he drive her haunted lawn chair? Find out in…
Passion’s flaming blizzard.
Marguerite said on 06.30.09 at 08:28 PM • [comment link]
He Paddled his Knitting Needle when he glimpsed her Screaming her Pomagranates. But can he Lick her Warm Vanilla? Find out in…
Passion’s Squishy Cumulus nimbus.
Galadriel said on 06.30.09 at 08:30 PM • [comment link]
He blundered his shark’s tooth when he glimpsed her divining her pomegranates. But can he cuddle her gerontological grapefruit? Find out in…
Passion’s Half-Baked Cyclone.
Wow. Clearly a story of lust and love at a seaside fruit stand. He’s a marine biologist with a chip on his shoulder (unfortunately obtained in a shark-tank demonstration gone awry), and she’s farmer’s daughter trying to peddle her family orchard’s wears to tourists in a last-ditch hope of paying for her grandfather’s expensive knee surgery. Will marine biologist collide with fruit stand, er, -ologist? Will he take a step forward and open himself up to her touchy-feely family, and will she find the courage to share with him her psychic gift: visions of the future found in the rinds of citrus fruit?
...nothing38. Er, yeah, I’ve got nothing either.
Sarah L said on 06.30.09 at 08:31 PM • [comment link]
I find it amusing how many people think “tornado” first…we must have all lived in Tornado Alley.
He kissed his naginata when he glimpsed her leaping her canapes. But can he dance her dark curtain? Find out in…
Passion’s chartreuse tornado.
Ashley B. said on 06.30.09 at 08:32 PM • [comment link]
He threw his pencil when he glimpsed her bouncing her noodles. But can he dance her hot puppy? Find out in…
Passion’s purple hurricane.
Lita said on 06.30.09 at 08:35 PM • [comment link]
He grabbed his ice pick when he glimpsed her stalking her boysenberries.
But can he leap her sultry lampshade?
Find out in…
Passion’s fecund squall.
Rebecca said on 06.30.09 at 08:37 PM • [comment link]
He sharpened his shirt pin when he glimpsed her cloying her strawberries. But can he drive her pulsing puppet? Find out in…
Passion’s furry tornado.
holly said on 06.30.09 at 08:46 PM • [comment link]
)) I can’t stop laughing
He harumphed his acrylic nail when he glimpsed her sucking her ligonberries. But can he click her maloderous manroot? Find out in…
Passion’s purple cumulonimbus.
Glynis said on 06.30.09 at 08:48 PM • [comment link]
He spat out his lanyard spike when he glimpsed her hiccuping her avocados. But can he sit on her slimy manifold? Find out in…
Passion’s Smoky Tsunami.
Erica said on 06.30.09 at 08:51 PM • [comment link]
He clutched his library card when he glimpsed her adjusting her muffins. But can he soothe her jaded pussycat? Find out in…
Passion’s myopic flurry.
This is way too much fun.
bounababe said on 06.30.09 at 08:53 PM • [comment link]
Wow, berries, and especially strawberries, are in trouble here. We all seem to have an unnatural reaction to produce.
Jan said on 06.30.09 at 08:54 PM • [comment link]
Love the process, and I NEED to read the results!:
He hooted his dagger when he glimpsed her screaming her grinders. But can he kiss her wet lips? Find out in…
Passion’s shocking cumulus.
Lynn Speer said on 06.30.09 at 08:59 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He Violated his Awl when he glimpsed her Singing her Bacon. But can he Whip her Silly Boar? Find out in…
Passion’s Swarthy Storm.
Gail S said on 06.30.09 at 09:01 PM • [comment link]
He whittled his spork when he glimpsed her spinning her shrimp. But can he slide her happy hat? Find out in…
Passion’s green hurricane.
I would read Passion’s Green Hurricane… Though I don’t know about that shrimp spinning…
Clare said on 06.30.09 at 09:04 PM • [comment link]
He flipped his barbecue fork when he glimpsed her sucking her grapes. But can he look her scratchy wolf? Find out in…
Passion’s Anxious Tornado!
(captcha text is larger52. Hee!)
Glynnis said on 06.30.09 at 09:09 PM • [comment link]
He blustered his needle when he glimpsed her listening to her grapes. But can he anticipate her luscious weasel? Find out in…
Passion’s Clumsy Stratocumulus.
Kimi McG said on 06.30.09 at 09:15 PM • [comment link]
He flopped his ice pick when he glimpsed her licking her tapas. But can he stand her humongous building? Find out in…
Passion’s purple-headed tropical storm.
Wow. That just delivered one of the worst euphemisms I think I’ve ever heard! Flopped his ice pick?!
captcha: Special13.. Why thank you. Yes I am!
Dreadnought said on 06.30.09 at 09:25 PM • [comment link]
He blunted his stiletto when he glimpsed her licking her noodle pudding. But can he give her demonic toe jam? Find out in…
Passion’s Triumphant Sun Dog.
Chani said on 06.30.09 at 09:27 PM • [comment link]
He kicked his spear when he glimpsed her laughing her cherries. But can he examine her smooth fern? Find out in…
Passion’s soft sunny.
Jodie said on 06.30.09 at 09:29 PM • [comment link]
I kind of like mine - just for the ending of the tag:
‘He pranced his javelin when he glimpsed her growling her pomegranates. But can he cavort her emerald jaguar? Find out in…
Passion’s aromatic blizzard.’
Chris W said on 06.30.09 at 09:33 PM • [comment link]
He stalked his spear when he glimpsed her running her pizzas. But can he stops her shimmery shovel? Find out in…
Passion’s slinky tornado.
partystripes said on 06.30.09 at 09:41 PM • [comment link]
He scrubbed his tweezer when he glimpsed her licking her fluffernutter. But can he twirl her silky cheesecake? Find out in…
Passion’s vociferous cold front.
Awesome contest.
The Great Dame said on 06.30.09 at 09:50 PM • [comment link]
It’s completely insane, but here goes:
He skipped his needle when he glimpsed her laughing at her strawberries. But can he eat her red bicycle? Find out in…
Passion’s loudly hazy.
Reacher Fan said on 06.30.09 at 09:53 PM • [comment link]
He killed his blade when he glimpsed her threatening her mangoes. But can he murder her sultry vixen? Find out in…
Passion’s Dark Blizzard.
This is absolutely priceless.
closetcrafter said on 06.30.09 at 09:56 PM • [comment link]
He chewed his orange stick when he glimpsed her loving her grapes. But can he find her juicy sweater? Find out in…
Passion’s thick warm front.
Laurie said on 06.30.09 at 09:59 PM • [comment link]
He Flubbed his stapler when he glimpsed her waffling her kumquats. But can he illuminate her flouncy bowl? Find out in…
Passion’s morose waterspout.
Hooray for Mad Libs!
Andieg said on 06.30.09 at 10:05 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He Laved his spear when he glimpsed her thrusting her grapes. But can he see her plump pillows? Find out in…
Passion’s tantilizing tsunami.
This could easily become addicting!
Shy Amy said on 06.30.09 at 10:06 PM • [comment link]
He spanked his icepick when he glimpsed her jumping her cheesecakes. But can he talk her gorgeous flip-flops? Find out in…
Passion’s violet storm.
lol….ok….
Andieg said on 06.30.09 at 10:12 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He oiled his sabre when he glimpsed her rutting her cream cakes. But can he make her huge globes? Find out in…
Passion’s ecstatic flurries.
Andieg said on 06.30.09 at 10:15 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He glazed his cruller when he glimpsed her slamming her doughnuts. But can he peel her juicy peach? Find out in…
Passion’s sweaty lighting.
Caty M said on 06.30.09 at 10:20 PM • [comment link]
He stroked his corkscrew when he glimpsed her hibernating her brussels sprouts. But can he drive her enormous camera? Find out in…
Passion’s slick fog.
earthgirl said on 06.30.09 at 10:22 PM • [comment link]
He spoiled his meat fork when he glimpsed her sporking her melons. But can he sashay her flagrant spatula? Find out in…
Passion’s sparkly cumulonimbus.
kayla kacer said on 06.30.09 at 10:24 PM • [comment link]
He plucked his razor when he glimpsed her dancing her enchiladas. But can he race her delicious giraffe? Find out in…
Passion’s slick hurricane.
Jennifer Lohmann said on 06.30.09 at 10:27 PM • [comment link]
He licked his stiletto when he glimpsed her learning her grapes. But can he write her grey cat? Find out in…
Passion’s wet thunderstorm.
Jocelyn said on 06.30.09 at 10:27 PM • [comment link]
He catapulted his ice pick when he glimpsed her skiing her brownies. But can he swim her serendipitous sign? Find out in…
Passion’s soft fog.
Julie said on 06.30.09 at 10:32 PM • [comment link]
He stalked his ice pick when he glimpsed her walking her burgers. But can he speak her hairy book? Find out in…
Passion’s wet heat index.
hanne said on 06.30.09 at 10:35 PM • [comment link]
He slushed his shard of glass when he glimpsed her barking her popsickles. But can he scream her glistening doll? Find out in…
Passion’s looming cloud.
Laura (in PA) said on 06.30.09 at 10:36 PM • [comment link]
He stole his ice pick when he glimpsed her limping her cheese. But can he chase her hot tree? Find out in…
Passion’s funny tornado.
Damn. I should have used bush instead of tree…
Sabrina said on 06.30.09 at 10:37 PM • [comment link]
He plotzed his toothpick when he glimpsed her babbling her nuts. But can he run her lovingly man? Find out in…
Passion’s hard cumulous cloud.
Terry Odell said on 06.30.09 at 10:38 PM • [comment link]
He scuttled his rapier when he glimpsed her chortling her drumsticks. But can he rescue her wilted serpent? Find out in…
Passion’s twisted updraft.
M. Frances said on 06.30.09 at 10:38 PM • [comment link]
He twirled his safety pin when he glimpsed her smashing her samosas. But can he grind her brilliant toenail? Find out in…
Passion’s leaden tsunami.
holly said on 06.30.09 at 10:38 PM • [comment link]
wow…i didn’t read all these until I submitted mine….but note the widespread use of cumulonimbus….(including mine) LMAO….I guess you only want the biggest, baddest cloud for your erotic delight
Andieg said on 06.30.09 at 10:39 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He poked his steak knife when he glimpsed her pulling her cherries. But can he flee her furry kitty? Find out in…
Passion’s succulent thunderheads
catchpa = came77. That would be exhausting!
little_gem UK said on 06.30.09 at 10:41 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He vibrated his spear when he glimpsed her rocking her strawberries. But can he suck her long sheep? Find out in…
Passion’s stiff storm.
Lizzie (greeneyed fem) said on 06.30.09 at 10:41 PM • [comment link]
He finagled his spork when he glimpsed her straddling her chicken tikka masala. But can he leer her bedewed froggie? Find out in…
Passion’s ecstatic rainbow.
Hm. Not all of this makes sense, although I do like “bedewed froggie.”
Andieg said on 06.30.09 at 10:43 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He fisted his pickaxe when he glimpsed her teasing her eclairs. But can he heave her flushed bon bon? Find out in…
Passion’s moist noreaster.
Renee Somebody said on 06.30.09 at 10:43 PM • [comment link]
He confabulated his Mr. Pointy when he glimpsed her formicating her rocky mountain oysters. But can he spasm her septic wenis? Find out in…
Passion’s frothy rain of toads.
Vivi Andrews said on 06.30.09 at 10:45 PM • [comment link]
He slammed his syringe when he glimpsed her swinging her cantaloupes. But can he sing her lusty vase? Find out in…
Passion’s unwieldy tornado.
Oh yeah, swing those cantaloupes, baby.
BadgerChaser said on 06.30.09 at 10:51 PM • [comment link]
He slept his knife when he glimpsed her weeping her grapes. But can he grow her silky house? Find out in…
Passion’s soft cumulo-nimbus cloud.
Lori S. said on 06.30.09 at 10:52 PM • [comment link]
He stalked his icepick when he glimpsed her speeding her tomatoes. But can he spike her filthy worm? Find out in…
Passion’s squishy cloud.
Kathryn said on 06.30.09 at 10:53 PM • [comment link]
He heaved his man-titties when he glimpsed her serving her fish taco. But can he taste test her deadliest catch? Find out in…
Passion’s Crustacean Tsunami.
kristen said on 06.30.09 at 10:57 PM • [comment link]
He lathed his Pitchfork when he glimpsed her flipping her carrots. But can he wiggle her lazy Platypus? Find out in…
Passion’s Crazy blizzard.
joykenn said on 06.30.09 at 10:57 PM • [comment link]
He wrote his axe when he glimpsed her paddling her bananas. But can he struck her nice cat? Find out in…
Passion’s grey cloud.
What can I say, we’re in Alaska on vacation. Yeah & really want some fruit but I never heard of paddling bananasa—canoes,yes,
Lots of fun!
Christina said on 06.30.09 at 11:02 PM • [comment link]
He flew his letter opener when he glimpsed her stealing her grapes. But can he run her dangerous sword? Find out in…
Passion’s devilish tornado.
Andieg said on 06.30.09 at 11:06 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He pushed his hypodermic when he glimpsed her flicking her cheesecakes. But can he nibble her sweet taffy? Find out in…
Passion’s sticky humidity.
Jennifer I said on 06.30.09 at 11:07 PM • [comment link]
He slavered over his rapier when he glimpsed her tonguing her pomegranate. But can he finger her ripe flower? Find out in…
Passion’s manly tornado.
Jo Owen said on 06.30.09 at 11:11 PM • [comment link]
He scissored his scalpel when he glimpsed her happening her artichokes. But can he buy her blue doormat? Find out in…
Passion’s shiny thundercloud.
Mary Beth said on 06.30.09 at 11:15 PM • [comment link]
He ran his knife when he glimpsed her gouging her enchiladas. But can he laugh her gargantuan nun? Find out in…
Passion’s slimy tornado.
ahahahahahaha!
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