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Romantic Suspense and Roxanne St. Claire: ARC Giveaway!
by SB Sarah | June 30, 2009 | Tuesday at 3:14 pm | 352 CommentsSince I poked a little fun at vaguely religious pseudonyms, and since Roxanne St. Claire isn't a pseudonym, I thought, let's have another ARC giveaway, shall we?
Yes, we shall!
Your task: more fun with romantic suspense! Using your power of Word Knowlege, use the form below to generate a title and its tagline.
As always, copy and paste your brilliant results into the comments. Two winners will be chosen to receive an advanced reader copy of Roxanne St. Claire's next book, Hunt Her Down. 24 hours, so grab the hand of your nearest male silhouette, and run, run like the wind!
Note: the results appear in a popup window, so be ye warned.
Filed: Fun And Games, General Bitching, Go Ahead, Win Some Shit
Tagged: silhouette, roxanne st claire, romantic suspense, free stuff, arc
Kate said on 06.30.09 at 03:26 PM
He licked his glock when he glimpsed her grimace her papaya. But can he gnashing her shimmery scissors? Find out in…
Passion’s diminutive cold front.
Kate said on 06.30.09 at 03:33 PM
Okay, the blurb is a bit random (though I kind of like the crazy licking the glock thing… I may have to use that for a villain one day), I’m obviously not doing it properly. But I love the title.
Roxanne St. Claire said on 06.30.09 at 03:38 PM
I can see I will get absolutely nothing done today but laugh. In the interest of full disclosure, Roxanne St. Claire is my real, legal name and not a pseudonym, but I do openly admit that I changed it from Roxanne Zink when I was 19. I was pursuing a career in TV journalism and was told by a producer that NO ONE with a last name that starts with a Z or has harsh consonants in it will ever make it on the news. (Evidently, Paula Zahn and Katie Couric did not get this memo.) So, I went to court and legally changed my last name to St. Claire. Then years later, I married an Italian guy so I’m also Rocki Frisiello.
Let the games begin!!!
Jackie said on 06.30.09 at 03:38 PM
He baited his pencil when he glimpsed her traipsing her bananas. But can he burning her glorious shoe? Find out in…
Passion’s extreme tornado.
D. D. Scott said on 06.30.09 at 03:39 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He screwed his stiletto heel when he glimpsed her twitting her edimame pods. But can he bitch her fabulous princess? Find out in…
Passion’s sassy tsunami.
Sarah W said on 06.30.09 at 03:40 PM
He swallowed his tongue when he glimpsed her spelunking her kumquats. But can he smooch her damp flower? Find out in…
Passion’s swirling cirronimbus cloud.
Jaye said on 06.30.09 at 03:41 PM
He laved his stiletto when he glimpsed her cherishing her pomegranates. But can he sully her pristine cascade? Find out in…
Passion’s euphoric tempest.
LOL!
HeatherK said on 06.30.09 at 03:42 PM
He stalked his needle when he glimpsed her raising her chips. But can he looks her green balloon? Find out in…
Passion’s Wet Thunderhead.
Petra said on 06.30.09 at 03:42 PM
He laminated his ice pick when he glimpsed her licking her Cheez-Its. But can he reproduce her foamy daffodil? Find out in…
Passion’s illicit low pressure area.
Kate Jones said on 06.30.09 at 03:44 PM
He Grunted his Pencil when he glimpsed her Corking her Cheeses. But can he Spank her Pretty Cow? Find out in…
Passion’s Blue Hurricane.
I love my title! The tag could use some work, though…
EmilyW said on 06.30.09 at 03:45 PM
He rocketed his javelin when he glimpsed her mining her artichokes. But can he languish her burly ransom? Find out in…
Passion’s hoary sandstorm.
Elizabeth Wadsworth said on 06.30.09 at 03:47 PM
He exacerbated his poker when he glimpsed her heaving her peas. But can he defenestrate her blue laptop? Find out in…
Passion’s Moronic Hail.
spamword: state69. Oh, dear…
Natalie H said on 06.30.09 at 03:47 PM
He sliced his safety pin when he glimpsed her arcing her artichokes. But can he sit her prickly tower? Find out in…
Passion’s towering cumulonimbus.
Brigit Aine said on 06.30.09 at 03:47 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He slept his machete when he glimpsed her sucking her strawberries. But can he grab her trashy sofa? Find out in…
Passion’s insipid cloud.
Lorelie said on 06.30.09 at 03:50 PM
He bit his ice pick when he glimpsed her panting her cupcakes. But can he sink her desperate spatula? Find out in…
Passion’s dirty cumulonimbus.
Rob Charron said on 06.30.09 at 03:50 PM
Hi :)
HILARIOUS!
Plus a chance to win a great author’s book.
:)
He terrified his dagger when he glimpsed her loving her strawberries. But can he kiss her elongated body? Find out in…
Passion’s whispery sun.
Leah Braemel said on 06.30.09 at 03:51 PM
He shuddered his dagger when he glimpsed her laughing her strawberries. But can he hike her sparkling dog? Find out in…
Passion’s small tornado.
LMAO - fun! Some of these are hilarious - corking her cheeses? And he “screwed his stiletto”?
(word=merely37. I wish I was merely37. That was quite a few years back.)
Steff Bakker said on 06.30.09 at 03:51 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He worked his ice pick when he glimpsed her posting her grapes. But can he help her delicate dictionary? Find out in…
Passion’s shiny blizzard.
Sonja said on 06.30.09 at 03:52 PM
He found his sword when he glimpsed her gaming her fruits. But can he doink her nice fingernail? Find out in…
Passion’s Rotund Tornado
cursingmama said on 06.30.09 at 03:52 PM
He flicked his sword when he glimpsed her slipping her peaches. But can he tap her smokey Vegas? Find out in…
Passion’s glisten cloud.
Don’t think I’d read that…..but you never know.
Polly said on 06.30.09 at 03:53 PM
Ok, this doesn’t quite make sense, but here it is anyway:
He fought his skewer when he glimpsed her disappearing her cherries. But can he run her blind tower? Find out in…
Passion’s unyielding mist.
Lorelie said on 06.30.09 at 03:54 PM
Man, there’s an awful lot of y’all choosing fruits for your food line. I wonder what that’s all about….
Sapphire Phelan said on 06.30.09 at 03:56 PM
He Loved his stake when he glimpsed her jacking her eggs. But can he jump her simply horse? Find out in…
Passion’s romantically tornado.
Roxy said on 06.30.09 at 03:56 PM
He Tamed his razor when he glimpsed her crying her oranges. But can he walk her subtly king? Find out in…
Passion’s strong storm.
Sabrina said on 06.30.09 at 03:58 PM
He licked his Spear when he glimpsed her running her berries . But can he spank her wonderful book? Find out in…
Passion’s mighty thunder.
Theresa said on 06.30.09 at 03:59 PM
He flitted his hat pin when he glimpsed her scrubbing her blackberries. But can he wave her posh tissue? Find out in…
Passion’s salty harr.
I’m loving that title!
SB Sarah said on 06.30.09 at 04:01 PM
I thought that did me in.
But Salty Harr?!
I gotta go lie down. I’m lightheaded from the laughing. WOO!
tracy said on 06.30.09 at 04:03 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He tossed his knives when he glimpsed her dancing for her Kumquats. But can he shoot her glorious juice? Find out in…
Passion’s from his large twisted funnel..
lol that was fun..
Jaci Burton said on 06.30.09 at 04:04 PM
He Stashed his Knitting Needles when he glimpsed her Skulking her watermelon. But can he Spank her Sultry Iphone? Find out in…
Passion’s Slobbering Dry Line.
Dude….these are awesome! I want to use some of them for my future books.
Ocy said on 06.30.09 at 04:04 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He painted his tin can lid when he glimpsed her swimming her cheeseburgers. But can he smell her fluffy penguin? Find out in…
Passion’s Yellow Snow.
Sharon said on 06.30.09 at 04:05 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He choked his porcupine when he glimpsed her petting her chicken enchiladas. But can he collect her toothsome dental floss? Find out in…
Passion’s dirty rainbow.
Melanie said on 06.30.09 at 04:07 PM
He flew his dagger when he glimpsed her sweeping her potatoes. But can he search her soft book? Find out in…
Passion’s brown clouds.
wow…..
Maureen said on 06.30.09 at 04:09 PM
He ran his knife when he glimpsed her rowing her grapes. But can he jump her tall dog? Find out in…
Passion’s old cloud.
too funny
Heidi said on 06.30.09 at 04:10 PM
He crept his stilletto when he glimpsed her whispering her plums. But can he hurry her dark sash? Find out in…
Passion’s Green Lenticular Clouds.
I think any guy would be creeping his stiletto at the sight of a woman whispering her plums.
Oh these are hilarious.
Julianna said on 06.30.09 at 04:10 PM
He yearned his poignard when he glimpsed her churning her danish. But can he have her fluttering mace? Find out in…
Passion’s grainy hailstorm.
Leslie Kelly-Parrish said on 06.30.09 at 04:14 PM
Snort—
He lathed his spike when he glimpsed her grinding her kiwis. But can he wring her thick camel? Find out in…
Passion’s hot tsunami.
KTT said on 06.30.09 at 04:19 PM
He tapped his serpent’s tooth when he glimpsed her yodeling her rice cakes. But can he grimace her lacy paperclip? Find out in…
Passion’s putrescent dust storm.
Lisa said on 06.30.09 at 04:21 PM
He taunted his spike when he glimpsed her wanting her cherries. But can he paced her red chair? Find out in…
Passion’s stormy hurricane.
Kristen Painter said on 06.30.09 at 04:21 PM
He scooted his spatula when he glimpsed her flipping her cookies. But can he taste her crunchy chocolate? Find out in…
Passion’s crisp tornado.
(I’ve been baking cookies all morning.)
Suze said on 06.30.09 at 04:22 PM
Okay, I was trying for non-connecting words, but this was a little more random than I’d expected:
He mourned his glance when he glimpsed her swimming her kumquats. But can he exist her beautiful coyote? Find out in…
Passion’s glimmering fog.
Tammy said on 06.30.09 at 04:22 PM
He jazzed his toothpick when he glimpsed her sniffing her jicamas. But can he lick her blue calendar? Find out in…
Passion’s wet thunderstorm.
Kalen Hughes said on 06.30.09 at 04:24 PM
MMMMMMMM, word salad:
He boinked his Mr. Pointy when he glimpsed her grinding her puddings. But can he slide her luminescent werewolf? Find out in…
Passion’s Huge Nimbus Clouds .
Ria said on 06.30.09 at 04:24 PM
Absolute genius! I’ve been crying with laughter at the previous comments. I humbly submit my own (and wish I’d thought of ‘traipsing’):
He swept his machete when he glimpsed her swimming her grapes. But can he blink her scornful tagine? Find out in…
Passion’s tumescent warm front.
Sarah O said on 06.30.09 at 04:26 PM
He measured his awl when he glimpsed her fawning her rhubarb muffins. But can he embroider her sumptuous garden hose? Find out in…
Passion’s gritty squall.
SamG said on 06.30.09 at 04:27 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He shelled his glass shard when he glimpsed her chopping her apples. But can he shoot her ripe clog? Find out in…
Passion’s slick rainy.
Carol said on 06.30.09 at 04:27 PM
He laved his spindle when he glimpsed her suctioning her beets. But can he ambulate her tangled steeple? Find out in…
Passion’s slippery thunderhead.
Jeffe Kennedy said on 06.30.09 at 04:36 PM
He swept his blade when he glimpsed her shivering her plums. But can he excite her golden bear? Find out in…
Passion’s effulgent thunderhead.
This makes odd, if twisted, sense. Gee, what kind of weather formation is on our minds these days?
Rueyn said on 06.30.09 at 04:36 PM
“He stroked his fireplace poker when he glimpsed her wringing her eggplants. But can he tame her fuzzy motor? Find out in…
Passion’s vague ice.”
Good laugh this a.m. Thanks, SBTB! :)
CourtneyLee said on 06.30.09 at 04:37 PM
He kissed his dagger when he glimpsed her cooking her cherries. But can he watch her pink doll? Find out in…
Passion’s squeaky wind.
S. W. Vaughn said on 06.30.09 at 04:38 PM
He squiggled his Pez dispenser when he glimpsed her plumping her Cheetos. But can he groan her nebulous Ming vase? Find out in…
Passion’s Vengeful Ice Cloud.
(title caps added for effect. pretty. :D)
merely92. Funny, I don’t feel a day over 127…
StarOpal said on 06.30.09 at 04:38 PM
He lathed his icepick when he glimpsed her whistling her fries. But can he yawn her piquant rock? Find out in…
Passion’s sunny tornado.
Jessi said on 06.30.09 at 04:41 PM
He scorched his ice pick when he glimpsed her flaming her mulberries. But can he explode her divine booby? Find out in…
Passion’s abominable landslide.
Susanna Kearsley said on 06.30.09 at 04:43 PM
He dropped his sabre when he glimpsed her dangling her lollipops. But can he grab her intelligent skateboard? Find out in…
Passion’s deadly hailstorm.
Hey, that almost makes sense…:-)
Ava said on 06.30.09 at 04:44 PM
He sharpened his harpoon when he glimpsed her killing her strawberries. But can he run her shiny Baths? Find out in…
Passion’s wet hurricane.
Jessi said on 06.30.09 at 04:44 PM
I’m still laughing…
Danielle Yockman said on 06.30.09 at 04:45 PM
Okay here is mine…but Grammar was never my strong suit…her shining her mutton? Really?
He Thrusted his Dagger when he glimpsed her Shining her Mutton. But can he Dance her Purple Dress? Find out in…
Passion’s Velvet Thunder.
Randi said on 06.30.09 at 04:45 PM
He ached his nail file when he glimpsed her smarting her kumquats. But can he moan her sparkle nipple? Find out in…
Passion’s prehensile nimbus.
Vuir said on 06.30.09 at 04:48 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He shot his thumbtack when he glimpsed her kneading her strawberries. But can he smiles her distracting underwear? Find out in…
Passion’s shocking cumulo nimbus.
Becca said on 06.30.09 at 04:48 PM
He flew his knife when he glimpsed her loving her apples. But can he hate her fleshy woman? Find out in…
Passion’s beautiful rain.
Chicklet said on 06.30.09 at 04:48 PM
He sat his letter opener when he glimpsed her schtupping her Twinkies. But can he run her lovely television? Find out in…
Passion’s Ugly Cumulonimbus Clouds.
————————————————————————
I added capital letters to the title, because I’m mildly compulsive that stuff. *g*
Susan D. said on 06.30.09 at 04:54 PM
He washed his pitch fork when he glimpsed her turning her strawberries. But can he swim her beautiful swan? Find out in…
Passion’s soft thunderstorm.
——
“tame her fuzzy motor” OMG! LOL!! good thing I finished my coffee before reading these…
KCfla said on 06.30.09 at 04:56 PM
He Dreamed his scissors when he glimpsed her walking her taco. But can he love her colorful Car? Find out in…
Passion’s jealous Hurricane
Total crap- but what the heck!
Shaina said on 06.30.09 at 04:56 PM
He knitted his nail when he glimpsed her crossing her grapes. But can he jump her sparkly bottle? Find out in…
Passion’s loud downpour.
i…have no words.
Jenny said on 06.30.09 at 04:56 PM
He Ran his Dagger when he glimpsed her Touching her Cheesecakes. But can he Jumps her Attractive Food? Find out in…
Passion’s Tasty Wind.
hahah very interesting.
darlynne said on 06.30.09 at 04:59 PM
He licked his quill when he glimpsed her swinging her raspberries. But can he blow her hairy ring? Find out in…
Passion’s spindly sleet.
——
I was going for completely random words, which now seems kind of gross.
lynD said on 06.30.09 at 05:03 PM
He Dropped his Trowel when he glimpsed her Spreading her Sauces. But can he Tame her Blue Island? Find out in…
Passion’s Red Thunder.
Lori said on 06.30.09 at 05:05 PM
He ran his mail opener when he glimpsed her panting her grapes. But can he screw her shiny pistol? Find out in…
Passion’s huge clouds.
Linnet said on 06.30.09 at 05:07 PM
He jumped his potato masher when he glimpsed her shaking her eggplant. But can he singing her lush wyoming? Find out in…
Passion’s horse hurricane.
Eh, it got kind of jumbled at the end there. Personally I loved the title I saw above that was “Passion’s dirty rainbow”
Weasy said on 06.30.09 at 05:07 PM
He slopped his sword when he glimpsed her digesting her bananas. But can he nudge her mellow sofa? Find out in…
Passion’s orange thunderstorm.
Phyllis Ingram said on 06.30.09 at 05:07 PM
He handled his ice pick when he glimpsed her seeing her baby back ribs. But can he have her pretty sun? Find out in…
Passion’s bright raining.
Phyllis Ingram said on 06.30.09 at 05:17 PM
OMG!!! These are priceless. We seem to be self-sufficient women who can protect ourselves with the stillettos and ice picks. LOL It’s amazing how we think alike.
MF Makichen said on 06.30.09 at 05:17 PM
He pulled his knitting needle when he glimpsed her lifting her kiwis. But can he chuck her serene neighbors? Find out in…
Passion’s Scrawny Rain Shadow.
Macaire Hill said on 06.30.09 at 05:21 PM
“He Haunted his Shiv when he glimpsed her Bespelling her Melons. But can he hunger her Insatiable Bagel? Find out in…
Passion’s Glowering Thunderhead.”
I won’t say that it makes it lot of sense, but you can certainly read into it if you have a fairly dirty mind. Which I do. Of course, this is true of all the entries I’ve read. It’s like Mad Libs—I love it!
BookFiend said on 06.30.09 at 05:26 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He Laughed his Pencil when he glimpsed her Dancing her Cupcakes. But can he Shout her Lovely Kitchen? Find out in…
Passion’s Sexy Cloud.
JoanneL said on 06.30.09 at 05:26 PM
OKAY! I’m seriously LOVING my title!
He rushed with his kitchen knife when he glimpsed her heaving her shrimps. But can he crave her excellent bodice? Find out in…
Passion’s glorious tornadoe
TemperG said on 06.30.09 at 05:26 PM
He exhausted his machete when he glimpsed her flitting her mangoes. But can he fill her willful mailbox? Find out in…
Passion’s hungriest hurricane.
Leslie H said on 06.30.09 at 05:26 PM
He armed his pencil when he glimpsed her flying her grapes. But can he run her sweet table? Find out in…
Passion’s tart depression.
I actually kind of like it! (I was eating breakfast)
Amy! said on 06.30.09 at 05:27 PM
He polished his ice pick when he glimpsed her melting her peaches. But can he tame her gentle intransigence? Find out in…
Passion’s frigid hail.
Saint Fool said on 06.30.09 at 05:33 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He Sprang his stilleto when he glimpsed her clutching her eggplants. But can he seize her delicate Lips? Find out in…
Passion’s pouting thunderhead.
Jackie U said on 06.30.09 at 05:34 PM
I kind of dig the name of this book! I see unicorns on the cover. Big, manly unicorns.
He fought his ice pick when he glimpsed her running her grapes. But can he love her lazy rabbit? Find out in…
Passion’s sunny cloud.
heathero said on 06.30.09 at 05:41 PM
Smart Bitches: Romantic Suspense Blurbs Gone Wild!
He hoisted his javelin when he glimpsed her heaving her jelly beans. But can he jiggle her hilarious haiku? Find out in…
Passion’s jittery Cirrocumulus clouds .
spamword: merely45 - I have merely 45% chance of jelly bean showers. Drat!
John C. Bunnell said on 06.30.09 at 05:43 PM
He shuddered his wit when he glimpsed her curdling her truffles. But can he snorkel her poignant stereo? Find out in…
Passion’s Pregnant Typhoon
lane said on 06.30.09 at 05:44 PM
He showed his axe when he glimpsed her gunning her pomegranates. But can he runs her dark gun? Find out in…
Passion’s Gloomy Haboob.
Gail said on 06.30.09 at 05:47 PM
He hung his rapier when he glimpsed her panting her chocolates. But can he grab her sparkly apple? Find out in…
Passion’s radiant thunder storm.
hmmm…. I kinda like the title (^_^)
Christy said on 06.30.09 at 05:47 PM
He thawed his icepick when he glimpsed her moving her blueberries. But can he walk her ugly door? Find out in…
Passion’s dark hurricane.
Obskuretris said on 06.30.09 at 05:49 PM
He grieved his pike when he glimpsed her shunting her mushrooms. But can he catch her splendid ass? Find out in…
Passion’s verboten tornado.
MB said on 06.30.09 at 05:50 PM
He shook his pencil when he glimpsed her licking her grapes. But can he jump her sparkly gnome? Find out in…
Passion’s Wet Tornado
StephB said on 06.30.09 at 05:52 PM
He ran his dagger when he glimpsed her ambling her puddings. But can he hide her lilac bookshelf? Find out in…
Passion’s buttered storm.
Jody W. said on 06.30.09 at 05:54 PM
He pooted his mascara wand when he glimpsed her stewing her artichokes. But can he yammer her curly patty pan? Find out in…
Passion’s spotted tornado.
Leah said on 06.30.09 at 05:56 PM
He poked his stake when he glimpsed her riding her grapes. But can he run her spotted globe? Find out in…
Passion’s smooth typhoon.
Castiron said on 06.30.09 at 05:58 PM
He grated his pencil when he glimpsed her embossing her noodles. But can he examine her blue tea strainer? Find out in…
Passion’s rusty nimbus.
SusannaG said on 06.30.09 at 05:58 PM
I am reminded of how much I loved MadLibs back in the day.
Kismet said on 06.30.09 at 06:00 PM
He ran his ice pick when he glimpsed her coughing her popcorn. But can he nap her hot house? Find out in…
Passion’s sweet tornado.
Jean Poole said on 06.30.09 at 06:05 PM
He flogged his bodkin when he glimpsed her fornicating her radishes. But can he stir her bodacious bacon? Find out in…
Passion’s Decrepit Typhoon.
Melissandre said on 06.30.09 at 06:07 PM
He sank his needle when he glimpsed her spooning her enchiladas. But can he sing her milky fury? Find out in…
Passion’s Fragrant Tornado
RStewie said on 06.30.09 at 06:07 PM
He surfed his fireplace poker when he glimpsed her grunting her eggs. But can he run her weathered catapult? Find out in…
Passion’s homey tsunami.
IDK about the grunting…
the guy in the next cubicle is obviously influencing my verb choices…
Anna M said on 06.30.09 at 06:12 PM
He rasped his knitting needle when he glimpsed her passing her eggplant. But can he decaffeinate her slimy dustbunny? Find out in…
Passion’s squeaky high pressure system.
Daisy said on 06.30.09 at 06:15 PM
Hee! These are wonderful!
He flung his rapier when he glimpsed her promising her plum. But can he repulse her glorious toenail? Find out in…
Passion’s fierce ice crystals.
Claire said on 06.30.09 at 06:19 PM
He Snapped his nail when he glimpsed her circling her berries. But can he penetrate her tart gaze? Find out in…
Passion’s fecund thunderstrike.
Hahahahaha
Jess B. said on 06.30.09 at 06:20 PM
Flying Spaghetti Monster theme:
He swabbed his pirate sword when he glimpsed her lollygagging her meatballs. But can he touch her noodlely appendage? Find out in…
Passion’s spicy cumulonimbus.
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