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Really. REALLY belated coronation ceremony for Karen

by Candy | September 22, 2006 | Friday at 5:20 pm | 6 Comments

I blame complete lack of sleep on this, but Karen! Yo! Sorry for the delay in your coronation!

Karen totally got the answer right to last Friday’s personal ad challenge, and for her distinguished service, we Smart Bitches dub her:

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Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!

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Karen said on 09.22.06 at 06:30 PM

Thank you!

(The odd thing is, that icon looks a little like me.  Same hair color and cut anyway).

Darlene Marshall said on 09.22.06 at 07:41 PM

Congratulations, your ladyship.  Better late than never!

Sincerely,

Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants

Myriantha Fatalis said on 09.22.06 at 07:47 PM

Wow, you not only get a title, but also a nifty picture of Xena.  What more could a girl want?

Doug Hoffman said on 09.23.06 at 09:27 PM

You’ve stumped me with another title. Confound you, Smart Bitches.

Carrie Lofty said on 09.25.06 at 02:56 PM

I can’t wait till Doug gets a title!  It’ll be all manly! 

Congrats, Comtesse.  Yet another chic who outranks me.

lovelysalome,
Baroness Huntinne-Muffine

Lauri "Leader of the Pack of Chewing Gum" Doublevi said on 09.25.06 at 08:39 PM

You’ve stumped me with another title. Confound you, Smart Bitches.

Actually, since I know a lot of French (I don’t have anyone French in my family [I have an Italian great-grandfather, but he’s dead and he was from southern Italy, I think], but I have been studying it since eighth grade and its become like a second language to me), I know that “banane” means banana and “dure” is the adjective “hard” (in the feminine form since most adjectives with an “e” at the end are feminine, like “blonde” [blond] and “bleue” [bleu]). Add that with the fact that bananas are phallic shaped and you get “hard banana”, or “erect penis”.

I hope I cleared that up.

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