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Phlogiston and spies and virgin heroes, oh my!

by Candy | November 12, 2005 | Saturday at 12:51 am | 4 Comments

You know the routine:

Title + Author’s Name + Name of Hero = Smart Bitch Title!

Get crackin’, bitches!

Phlogiston and spies and virgin heroes, oh my!

SWM, brainy virgin and spy-wannabe seeks equally brainy female. Pretty amnesiac French scientists with the secret to a new explosive substance a definite plus. I’ll totally pretend to be your husband while I’m trying to figure out the secret to the explosives, but please forgive me if I spooge on your sheets while we’re making out.

Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!

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  1. SamG said on 11.12.05 at 01:45 AM • [comment link]

    A Strangers Kiss by Shelly Thacker
    Max D’Avenant is the hero

  2. Candy said on 11.12.05 at 02:29 AM • [comment link]

    YES!

    Hooray for SamG. But: time for me to head home, so coronation ceremony won’t happen until I get back.

    Congrats, Sam!

  3. Alyssa said on 11.13.05 at 12:45 AM • [comment link]

    Oh, I knew this one. How rare that is. The book is pretty good, too.

  4. Kate R said on 11.14.05 at 06:04 PM • [comment link]

    Heavens to Betsy, that picture is disturbing.
    rrrrwoooww and congratulations, SamG!

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