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Parting the Beef Curtain - The Very Verbal Vaggys
by SB Sarah | February 12, 2007 | Monday at 10:36 pm | 0 CommentsIt’s that time - Candy and Sarah have been inspired by all your downthere creativity to create A Smart Bitch Contest: Parting the Beef Curtain - The Very Verbal Vaggys.
We think it’s time your heroine’s overwrought vagina had a monologue of her own. What does the contemporary or historical, sci-fi or futuristic romance heroine’s hoohah have to say? Tell us in 200 words or less by Monday Feb. 19. We’ll post our dramatic performing poontangs for Bitchery Voting.
The winner shall receive an gift certificate for $25.00 US to Babeland, which shall enable you to treat your woo-woo to a very special, frisky prize.
Email your entry to SarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom, AND to Candy@smartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom, and wow us with your woowoo’s whining, your downthere’s dementia, your clam’s crackups. You get the gist. I’ll stop now.
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