Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

OMG I have tears in my eyes from the laughing…
I especially like the very subtle chocolate licking.

Oh God it hurts to laugh this hard!  The facial expressions are the best.  “Let’s do it in the butt—okay!” 

aaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha!!!

OK, I got: chocolate heart, chocolate star, red roses, and some wiggling.
But, can someone please explain what the burning cross stands for?
(Or should I say what what…)

Butt…why!? I don’t know if I’ll be able to look at a heart again without thinking of ass cheeks.

MILDLY not work safe??  What kind of workplace do you have?

And, er, why the Dutch flag?

And, er, why the Dutch flag?

Why NOT? ^__^

...ugh. Was drinking Diet Pepsi and checking favourites. Bad Emily. All is pain in nostrils.

Also—similar but all hot and serious: boy on boy vampire ballet action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szuNHjByPl4

And…am I the only one who thinks this guy could be Isaiah Washington’s long-lost twin?

Or even the flipside of Washington’s double life that no one would have guessed at?

Agh!!!  That is hilarious in a squirmy, weird sort of way.  heheheheh

That? That was goddamn hilarious!

I have the most awful feeling that I’ll be singing those lovely lyrics to myself for the rest of the day. Eek.

(Hahaha, my word submission is language22. Rather fitting.)

Geeeaaaahhhh!  Should have a warning label not to eat while watching.  I almost choked to death!

That was so wrong.  I like the not-so-subtle purple phallic blimp in the beginning.

I just know I’m going to have that song stuck in my head for days. I need brain brillo.

Where do you find this stuff?! Thank God the world is wierd, It would be so boring otherwise.

Oh. My.

Was he actually singing through a little crinkled brown star at the beginning or did I eat some fermented fruit this morning? Fermented fruit! heeheehee

As a writer, I’m utterly disappointed in the lyrics though. Stare, dare, care, there? He didn’t even try to work in derriere, for God’s sake. What a shame.

My favorite part? Toss that hair, girlfriend. Toss it!

Oh, man! That burning cross confused the everloving hell out of me!

This thing is (to quote an ex-boyfriend), gayer than eight guys bangin’ nine guys.

And it’s stuck in my head.

Thanks, bitches.

That was the gayest effing thing I’ve ever seen, and I used to watch Queer As Folk. Also, I think I like chicks now.

OMG, Emily, I totally thought that too. He looks like a slightly softer Isaiah Washington. Oooooooh….

Clearly I should spend more time surfing around YouTube.  There’s so much bizarreness that’s passing me by.

I, too, am left with the lingering question of what-what’s the deal with the burning crosses?  If anything I think it’s that the song is going to hell because it’s just so bad.

This is perhaps going to be the most tragic earworm I’ve had since Al Yankovich’s White & Nerdy!

This was so gay, it needs it’s own Pride Parade.

That was just about the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. That song will be stuck in my head for days now. My favorite part was the robot dance moves towards the end. Nothing says butt lovin’ like doing the robot.

Is that the hottest hit in the gay club now? It makes me want to hit a club and see if they’d ever play it and if so how hyped the crowd gets.

Candy, that may be the most horriffic thing I’ve ever heard.
::shudder::

AAARRRGGGHHH!! A friend sent me that link a few days ago and I had finally managed to free myself from it’s earworm clutches, now you send me spiralling down into it’s soft, chocolate hell again.

Ok now I’m really going to die laughing, my submission word: position24

If you click on the little “more” link on the YouTube page, you can read the rest of the description to learn that, “Oh, and it’s not a burning cross, it’s a flaming cross.”  Um, yeah.  Obviously flaming, but I still don’t get why a cross.  (Makes me think his boyfriend is in the Klan or something.  Creepy!)

BUT WAIT, my little chickadees, there’s more!  If you check out the link to Brownmark Films, you can download your very own copy of this fabulous video in various formats.  Because I just know you want it on DVD, your phone, your iPod, AAAAAND your PocketPC.

Frightened yet?  Just click the link to visit Samwell’s site so you can get this nifty song on CD or as an mp3 ... or as a frickin’ CELL PHONE RING TONE!!!  Because everybody needs a cell phone that’s not work-safe.

[falls over laughing]

That’s not the gayest vid I’ve ever seen, because I have a collection of fanbrew slash musicvids from various campy tv shows. But it’s certainly one of the gayest intentionally gay ones I’ve seen. :-)

That thing is so gay… that I think I’m a gay male now.

Also, he also a little bit like Isaiah Washington from Grey’s Anatomy (especially with the fag drama). Which makes this video funnier.

I sounded “special” in the previous comment. This video fried my friend.

I meant he LOOKS like Isaiah Washington from Grey’s Anatomy.

last post. friend = brain

SEE? Now you guys think I’m retarded. I need sleep.

Dear God, that was gay. I mean, that was gayer than anime fanfiction. That was… *speechless*

What? What? (THE HELL???)

Where, oh, where on earth did you find this? I sat slack-jawed and wondering for the entire thing. It’s not even danceable, really.

What What do you suppose they were thinking?

I’m a Tolkien nerd. I read “Samwell” and was like, “Huh, he’s pretty tall for a hobbit…” and then, “Huh, I didn’t know he was gay… so he and Frodo, alone on the mountain… well, that explains a lot.”

Oh, Sam definitely had a thing for Frodo.  I mean, is it in doubt?  He couldn’t even be happy with his wife until Frodo went over the sea with the Elves.  Poor Samwise, so in love with someone so emotionally unavailable… I’m sure he’d have serenaded the Ring-Bearer with “What What” in a heartbeat. 

Let’s do it in the butt—okay!

That isn’t just the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, it’s also the Best Thing Ever.

LOL my spambot word is services69.

Wow. I live in the heart of Chicago’s Boys Town, the freakin’ gay pride parade goes right past my apartment and even I thought to myself, “That is so gay”. I’ll definitely have that stuck in my head for awhile, thanks Candy!

Thanks for the link to the boy on boy vampire ballet Emily.  Very hot.

Oh, MAN!  And the thing is, I didn’t turn off my background music and I’ve got these jungle drums going….(Jonathan Goldman Dreamtime Tara, music is on random).

I think I’ll go read a romance now.
Robin

That was hilarious.

But that vampire ballet video? Was totally hot.

Spinsterwitch said it best I think, “This was so gay, it needs it’s own Pride Parade.”

*wanders off singing under her breath… What What In the butt…*

ACK!! Get… Out… Of… My… Head!

Fuckyouverymuch! I’ve been humming that damn tune ALL morning. :D

BUT WAIT, my little chickadees, there’s more!  If you check out the link to Brownmark Films, you can download your very own copy of this fabulous video in various formats.  Because I just know you want it on DVD, your phone, your iPod, AAAAAND your PocketPC.

But does it come as a ring tone?  Because that’s what I really want.

I’ve been humming that damn tune ALL morning. :D

It just made me think of Eddie Murphy’s “Boogie in the Butt”, so I’ve been singing THAT for two days.

This frickin’ song played in my dreams during my nap today.  Thank you SO verra, Bitches.  I needed that.  Really.

*shudder*

Friends don’t let friends Bedazzle their behinds and write songs like this.

But damn, that is a catchy tune.

Was the chocolate heart a Peppermint Patty? I thought I saw a creamy center…oh. Never mind.

Um…the hobbit is Samwise, not Samwell.

Victoria - I had the Eddie Murphy flash too! now put a light in your butt, put a tree in your butt…

OMG!!!! translation = OH MY GAY!!!!

I had to go watch that fat guy making an arse out of himself to the numa numa song twice in order to destroy that What What!!

What What..in the…

Oh no not agaian…

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha

Ahhh.. there! The only thing more likely to get stuck in your head has safely replaced the butt song again!

OH. MY. GOD!!

I can’t add anything but what my husband said.

“I think I’m turning gay just from being in the same room as that.”

*breathes*

Ahhh.. the idea of a silent chorus of “Let’s do it in the butt—okay!” from thousands of people getting this song in their head makes me giggle.

Because everybody needs a cell phone that’s not work-safe.

Well, I do! (downloading)

Ohhhh, that is SO going to be my new ringtone.  I will finally trump the friend that had “My Humps” go off during a business meeting.

And thanks for the LotR tie in to you above.  Now every time I look at Sam from the back, I’m going to see lips singing that damn song out of his behind.  Mmm… Hobbit buttsecks.

I’m still giving the cowboy video the award for not ostensibly being deliberately gay, though when they were rubbing against each other at the beginning…

When I was showing this to a (gobsmacked) friend of mine I realized that the video makes a chocolate starfish reference at :33. :o

That was just plain fucking stupid.

That song will be stuck in my head forever and ever. Oh, the horror!

It’s been over an hour, so I don’t know why I’m still thinking about this, but what if the cowboys started skating to “What What (In The Butt)”?

This song has infected my brain.  I was picking out bulbs to plant by my porch yesterday and humming, when I realized I was humming the bit where he says, “I’m delicate like a flower.”

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!