Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

weeeeee didlys.  That is so awesome guys.  Big congrats, and I’ll be first in line to buy it.

All I can say is it’s about freakin’ time.  Saw this on PM at 5:30 am and hooted out lout! Can’t wait to read it!  Congratulations!

Rocki

Congratulations, ladies!

Time to break out the booze (or fancy grape juice for Sarah) and cel-e-brate!!! Congrats bitches!

So, would that be a blook?

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

I will make it my life’s purpose to get it translated to Dutch and wave your smart bitchiness in the faces of the snooty Dutch reviewers (who will only review something when it’s written or translated in Dutch, go figure)!

I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!! I have been wondering for a while when this would happen. Both of you are such great writers and so knowledgeable about the genre that it seemed inevitable. Victoria Dahl and I had talked about writing a book like this, but the idea fizzled when we discovered your site. You were already doing what we’d talked about doing, but better.  All the Bitches will be buying 10 copies each like you’re a Clay Aiken album. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR KICK-ASS DEAL!

CONGRATS!  I can’t WAAAAIT to see what you ladies write!!!

Congratulations, ladies! I can’t wait to get my hands on it.

OMG, that’s wonderful!  Congratulations! I can’t wait to analyze it!  ;)

And Rachel, the “blook” thing was the first thing I thought about, too!  The lady doth protest too much, methinks!  ;)

We were supposed to buy Clay Aiken albums? I was SO not informed.

Congrats, ladies. You make the romance world a better place.

...do consider including a list of all Bitchery peers so that I can see something of mine in print. *sobs*

Congratulations! Definitely looking forward to it!

!!!!!!

That’s awesome! Congratulations!

WOW! How cool! Congratulations!

Awesome! Congratulations! I am so happy for you.

Holy Crapweasels, Ladies!

Congrats!

I am speechless with delight!  You ladies are beyond the bomb, you are going to be the definitive source for saving us from crapweasel writing!

We were supposed to buy Clay Aiken albums? I was SO not informed.

Good heavens no! That would be so uncool! Remember how the Lecherous Broads for Clay Aiken were buying 10 copies each of his first album when it came out several years ago? It was a JOKE, see. ROFL! *stealthily sliding Clay Aiken album under rug with toe*

Hell yeah! Congrats the both of you! I will make sure to order it in and force my customers to buy it!

YAY BITCHES!!!!! Congratulations.  It’s going to be awesome!

WoooHOOO!!  Huge congrats to both of you—can’t wait to read it!

YAY!!!!!!!!1

There’ll be a section devoted to ManTitty correct? I mean it’s only right.

I look forward to this book coming out immensely!

Mega-congrats!  I can’t wait to read it!  My word notification is have67.  Yes, I must have this!

Here’s to crapweasels, may they bring you luck!

You’ll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again! 

Oh, wait.  Where do you live again?  Because, you know, you’ll never eat lunch there again.  Or something.

Congrats!

Holy crap, congrats!!  A Smart Bitch opus of snarkage - with a dash of love.  Can’t wait to read it.

Congratulations bitches! I’m so excited for you and for the chance to spread the word of bitchery throughout the land. Huzzah! Mazel tov!

*studiously ignoring Clay Aiken MP3s*

Congratulations. :-)

And I’ll bet this solves one or two Christmas present problems. Now, who can I give a copy to?

Oh, wow—congratulations!!!! I can’t wait to get hold of this one! :)

Ooh! You’ve made my day! Congrats, ladies. I hope you keep the “Smart Bitches” title. I love it!

Aw, damn. The “how not to write crap” will be official, sitting on the shelf next to Strunk and White, Webster, Roget, and 75,000 Baby Names, mocking me, giving no peace to my comma splices, sentence fragments, and use of italics and (gasp) the occasional ellipsis?

Damn you, Bitches. Damn you.

I will nonetheless purchase multiple copies the moment it is available.

Incredible news, ladies!

Once the book is out, there’ll be a bitchery signing, correct?? Cause man I’d love to go to that Q&A session!

This is Fan-Freakin-TASTIC! congrats, bitches!

Congratulations.  I saw the announcement in PM last night.  It will be a fun read.

Tequila shots in your honour, Smart Bitches. There’s a spot on my bookshelf waiting patiently to be filled by a book like this. Hope it’s a big, fat one. Good luck.

you gotta fit in “bitchyfucky(whatever) that you got nora roberts to post a few weeks ago. my memory sucks but i remember laughing my ass off. bitchywadfuckypants? bitchyfuckypants?

congrats! i’ll start saving up ! ( but of course i want to win an autographed copy when the time comes)

Well, congratulations!  Try not to hit anything if you do decide to pass out. *grin*

Holy shit!  That’s *awesome*, guys.

I can’t wait to own this. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is fantastically awesome!  Congrats, you guys

Congratulations! I can’t wait to read it.

Congratulations! I know I will be buying several copies as gifts. Many people I know need to experience your brillance.

How revolutionary—a funny, entertaining, well-crafted book about Romance novels!  It was only a matter of time.  Congratulations!!!

Ah, rebyj beat me to it. Fuckheady bitchipants.

But congratufuckinglations. I’m excited as well.

Covers gone bad, words like “crapweasels,” romance reviews, all in one handy volume. What is not to love about this whole idea? Huge congratulations, SBs.

Now, will your cover be lurid, something tastefully mocked-up with Photoshop? Whatever it is, the words SMART BITCHES will be on the front and I’m buying a copy for every

person I know.

Woohoo. Congratulations to the Smartest Bitches Ever!

Fantastic news!

Any hope that the Pepe Le Pew cover will make the cut? Pleaseohpleaseohplease.

If Fabio isn’t on the cover, I’ll be disappointed….

Fabio Mantitty + Fuckheady Bitchipants = best bitchery seller.

I was thinking more Tony than Fabio. Be nice, heal old hurts, that sort of thing…

Can we take bets over who bans it first?

Congratulations.

OK, THIS makes sense!  Good news and Congratulations bitches!

Wow! Congratulations, ladies! :)

I think Ms Roberts may hold the copyright for “fuckheady bitchipants”.  ;)

I’m still so excited for the Bitches I’m about ready to do the pee pee dance!

But inquiring minds want to know the details.  How did you get your agent?  How long did this all take?  Details, bitches, the bitchery needs details.

Awesomeness!!!  I’m so happy for you, me, and the rest of the Bitchery.

And I thought that the only people who bought Clay Aiken’s albums were 12-year-old girls who think he’s straight.

I never said I BOUGHT his albums. Heaven forbid. They just…wound up in my iTunes folder. Somehow. My computer has very, very poor taste.

Oh, wow! Congratulations!

Congratulations!!!!!  That is a book I will buy, broke or not.  Way to go, bitches!

You… you… CUNTWEASELS!

(said with utmost admiration and excitement)

I want one (or more)! 

Beyond awesome…congrats, and good luck!!

That is full of awesome! Congratulations!!

HUGE congratulations, SBs! 

Now we have to sit back and wait for your first wrestle with being edited…

I’m betting crapweasel makes the cut.  Some of the other options…. hmmmm.

;-)  Good luck!

Congratulations :) All that time, dedication, and intensive scholarly research are paying off. Well, two out of three ;)

So when will this literary marvel hit the bookstores? Wild guess says next summer?

Congratulations, from a usual lurker!  I’ll be first in line at my local bookstore to buy this one!

Woohooo! That’s fantabulous! Big, big congrats from across the big blue sea! I’m sure it’s going to be a most interesting guide to romance fiction (and one that makes the reader snigger and chuckle and laugh out aloud) (a lot!).

My word: quality66—hear, hear! :)

WOOT!!  I will so buy that book! At full price!

WOWZA!!!  Congrats guys!  That’s fabulous news.

[I would have used more exclamation points but I know that can get annoying.]

Whoa couldn’t happen to better bitches!  I read several blogs but this is the only one I have bookmarked and check every day.

Eeee! Well done, you two.

Congratulations bitches!!!! Welcome to the fray… I mean publishing.

That’s fantastic!! As so many have said before me: Congratulations, Bitches!! I’ll be buying at least two copies. One for my home and one for prominent display in my office.

Wonderful!  Congratulations!  I’ll be there with bells on to buy a copy.

But am I the only one whose imagination is spinning ahead?  I’m seeing the possibilities, a review in the TBR, maybe the LA Times?  The first time they read “fuckheady bitchipants” the reviewer will have a damn coronary.  And moving futher on, I can see your appearance on the Today show.  Matt Lauer trying to keep a straight face and not laugh out loud as he tries not to say “fuckheady bitchipants” or “crapweasels” for that matter.

(Rubs hands with glee.)  This is going to be good.

HOLY CRAPWEASELS!!!!!  Nice job, Bitches.

You know, I was happy and a bit meh when I read this because I thought, how awesome for them a book deal on romance books! But then I wondered if it would have the same give-it-to-the-mantitty approach you have on the blog.

Then I read the last bit. “Cocksucker” and “twat”? I am soooooooooooo there. This is so exciting. Congratulations to you both!

You know I’ll be buying a copy or four (I have a friend or two that need to read your book, if only to reassure them that intelligent, eloquent bitches read romance, dammit.)

And I, too, look forward to someone trying to say “Fuckheady Bitchipants” with a straight face.

CONGRATULATIONS!!

But will there will be a promo airplane to go along? Or perhaps some other origami creation?
;D

My word is looking71 - I’ll definitely be looking for your book!

Congrats.

I’ll buy a copy and hide it from the kids.

Wooooo doggy! This. Is. Gonna. Be. GREAT!

I like Cuntweasel. It works on sooo many levels.

So now I’m totally gonna hit up my publishers publicity dept and see if they’ll send you guys a couple of official ARCs. Because you’re all legit and shit. Daaaamn!

Woohoo!  Congratulations, ladies!  This is so cool.  I can’t wait until it comes out.  It’s going to rock!

Sam

AWE. SOME.

i must have me some.

i’m also planning out in my mind who i’m going to call a cuntmonkey….

Big ups, Smarties!  Or should I call you Sugartwats?

*reserves space on overcrowded bookshelf for the Smartbitchery*

Echoes of congratulations!

My vocabulary always expands after viewing this site. I can hardly imagine a whole book of new words that I can incorporate into everyday sentences. 

Can I suggest packaging Candy and Sarah bobbleheads with the purchase??

Woo-Hoo! Congratulations!

I am already itching to read it :)

MINE. MUST HAVE.
yeyyyyyyyyyy!

Congrats!

Make sure there is ridiculous amounts of man titty on the cover.

And pink, lots of pink. hehe.

Oh, and I guess that means you are no longer disenfranchised.

Whee!  *happy dance*  This sounds so cool!  Congratulations!

Oh, and since one of you is from Oregon, do you think you’ll actually do booksignings here?  (hint, hint).  Because if you do, I’ll totally show up with a dozen books for you to sign.  :D

My verification word is zipper82.  Weird.

Dudes!  Congratulations!

I’ve lurked here since the beginning (but never commented because am cowardly) but could not resist adding my own personal OMGSWEET. And allow me to say that it was merely a matter of time before this happened.  Y’all just kick all kinds of ass.  All. Kinds.

(shout out to Candy in my beloved and much missed PDX)

Most excellent news! Congratulations, ladies!

Memo to TBR staff and other literary types: yes, that rumbling you just heard was a precursor to a publishing earthquake that is about to toss all your assumptions and literary ‘tudes upside down and out the window.

Huge congratulations, Candy and Sarah. It couldn’t happen to two smarter bitches, and I really hope you’ll be keeping the ‘Smart Bitches’ in the title.

I would have said I hope to meet you in Dallas, but if you’re going to be writing about conferences, maybe I should watch out :-) (The strange, fish-out-of-water Australian in the corner will be me.)

Wow, huge congratulations from yet another of those aspiring writers out here on the Net. Way to go!

Also, I think “HOLY FUCKING SHITDAMNNING CRAPMONKEYS IN A FUCKBARREL” is the best phrase I’ve heard all day. ^_^

Sweet!  Congratulations on bringing bitchery to the bookworld!

Oh my goodness ~  That is sooo fabulous!  I’m so excited for you both—- Congratulations!

I’m new around here, but am already hooked. Congratulations. Double Woot!  Woot-Woot!  I’m already picturing the cover… two manicured hands each dangling a pair of red heels posed to pummel Bill Napoli…

Congratulations!

(Verification word: better24. Yes, the publishing world is becoming a better place for this.)

CONGRATS!!! We want a book tour!!

Excellent, excellent, and long overdue, too.
Hurry up and finish it so we can read it.

Uh, I do critiques if you want to give me a copy early.  I’m just saying . . .

WOOohoooo! BIG FAT FUCKING congrats, ladies!