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RB said on 05.17.07 at 03:39 AM • [link]
Shouldn’t that be his middle finger?
bam said on 05.17.07 at 03:44 AM • [link]
He’s really stupid. He couldn’t tell which one was his middle finger.
*face palm* ugh, there I go again assuming someone is an idiot because he’s got a mullet and enormous man-titty. and a shit-eating grin.
Sandra D said on 05.17.07 at 04:00 AM • [link]
The only thing that would make this better would be if that were Tony Catanzaro.
Robin said on 05.17.07 at 04:02 AM • [link]
I’m surprised you didn’t use a picture of Tony C.
SB Sarah said on 05.17.07 at 04:03 AM • [link]
You kidding? He might come after me with his Caddy again. And the Belt Parkway is all backed up - fuggedabahdit.
Jennifer Armintrout said on 05.17.07 at 04:04 AM • [link]
So, what’s the punishment, then? Being spanked by a viking who looks like “Blossom”-era Joey Lawrence in a rented wig?
If it is, I seriously take back anything I ever said about anything. Ever.
Amy E said on 05.17.07 at 04:07 AM • [link]
I want this on a coffee mug. Seriously.
RB said on 05.17.07 at 04:07 AM • [link]
I bet he has on a kilt.
Najida said on 05.17.07 at 04:12 AM • [link]
Whatever you do, don’t pull his finger.
Ann Aguirre said on 05.17.07 at 04:18 AM • [link]
I had the same thought about Tony C. However, I feel I should point out: this isn’t the first time the bitchery has been accused of moral turpitude. Didn’t Mistress Stef create “Going Straight to Hell” t-shirts because of another Intarweb ruckus?
Catherine J. said on 05.17.07 at 04:22 AM • [link]
Oh, god, the man-titty! It BURNS!
That being said, I too would love this on a coffee mug. And does anybody else think that thing on his arm is actually a rare form of leech that lives on muscle tissue? It looks like it’s eating his triceps.
LindaR said on 05.17.07 at 04:26 AM • [link]
Yes, coffee mugs, please!
EGS said on 05.17.07 at 04:36 AM • [link]
You bad bitches, you.
Candy said on 05.17.07 at 04:46 AM • [link]
Funny y’all mention Catanzaro, because when Sarah said she wanted a frowny beefcake dude pointing his finger at us, I said “Don’t worry, that’s his ‘Get in the trunk of my Caddy’ smile.”
Carrie Lofty said on 05.17.07 at 05:00 AM • [link]
That would rate GREEN on The Official Alarmingly Clothes Terror Alert Levels—not at all clinging.
annesible said on 05.17.07 at 05:06 AM • [link]
I LOVE YOU BITCHES!
Candy said on 05.17.07 at 05:10 AM • [link]
Lovelysalome: good point. Actually, we need a Maroon clothing alert: Clothing Not Remotely in Evidence.
Amy E said on 05.17.07 at 06:05 AM • [link]
Is that the hood ornament around his neck?
And I think the Clothing Not Remotely In Evidence alert should have two choices—Black if he’s got a mullet, and Happy, Happy Green if he’s non-mulletted and lickably hot.
Cafe Press could do some coffee mugs with this. Just sayin’s all.
DebH said on 05.17.07 at 07:49 AM • [link]
Why is the big puffy man with the rabbity teeth trying to pick my nose???
Yep. Love the bitches.
Charlene said on 05.17.07 at 10:50 AM • [link]
I wish I knew Photoshop, for if I did I’d move that finger over one.
(Also, what’s with all the 69 spamblock words? This is the fourth one in a row.)
Melanie said on 05.17.07 at 01:24 PM • [link]
Hey Bitches,
I want a mug with that slogan, and gotta love WWND Hell Yeah!
December Quinn/Stacia Kane said on 05.17.07 at 01:43 PM • [link]
I totally want that on a mug! Please hie yourselves to CafePress immediately!
Chris said on 05.17.07 at 02:25 PM • [link]
Save me from the Mullet Man!
Darlene Marshall said on 05.17.07 at 02:27 PM • [link]
You SB’s need to get to CafePress right away so I can get my coffee mug!!!
Also, there should be some kind of warning. When I open your page first thing in the AM while drinking coffee, I shouldn’t have to worry about spewing all over my keyboard and scaring the dog with my insane cackling.
Gia said on 05.17.07 at 02:51 PM • [link]
Every time I see that cover I’m reminded of this guy.
Mel-O-Drama said on 05.17.07 at 03:06 PM • [link]
I’m in. I want a Tshirt, a bookbag, a pair of panties, and a coffee mug.
Get thee to Cafe Press now! LOL
December Quinn/Stacia Kane said on 05.17.07 at 03:09 PM • [link]
OMG I didn’t even think of a bag! Oh I NEED the bag!
Pleeeeease, pleeease, pleeeeeease!!!
Charlene said on 05.17.07 at 03:10 PM • [link]
Newly posted by Mrs. Giggles:
THE BLOG DRAMA DRINKING GAME
Teddypig said on 05.17.07 at 03:14 PM • [link]
I second for the ironic use of Tony Catanzaro in a t-shirt and move to vote.
Sandra D said on 05.17.07 at 03:47 PM • [link]
The Blog Drama Drinking Game? Hilarious!
spinsterwitch said on 05.17.07 at 04:04 PM • [link]
WTF is wrong with his arm…it looks like he has a huge bicep attached to a wasted arm.
But, yeah, I’d by a mug too.
Chris said on 05.17.07 at 04:13 PM • [link]
Blog Drinking Game: OMG, I think I’m a Pollyanna. How much do I have to drink?
Just enough to say what I really think? lol, ggg, :) ;)
Theresa Meyers said on 05.17.07 at 04:43 PM • [link]
Snort. OK, someone needs to print out all the rules to that drinking game and bring it to nationals. That is funny as hell. Oh, and while we’re putting in orders, any chance you’re going to sell those at moonlight madness???
Theresa Meyers said on 05.17.07 at 04:44 PM • [link]
OMG he does look like Joey!!! (well, you know before Joey went bald and all…)
Eddie said on 05.17.07 at 04:57 PM • [link]
Picture plus Blog Drama Drinking Game plus looking at the picture again equals total meltdown prompting coworkers to give me very strange looks. You bitches HAVE gone too far.
Also, Bam has to be right. His expression and posture are definitely inviting the viewer not to come hither, but instead to go perform a solitary act. Preferrably involving animals or rusty, pointy objects. But I guess if my grandma’s bracelet—err, warrior’s armband—was that tight on my biceps, I’d be in a pretty crochety mood too.
Spamblock word = low17. And how.
Najida said on 05.17.07 at 05:09 PM • [link]
OK,
I am laughing so hard I can’t work!
Ruth said on 05.17.07 at 05:46 PM • [link]
Funniest. Shit. Ever.
kate r said on 05.17.07 at 05:52 PM • [link]
Some days I wonder how we all managed to survive without drinking games, sbtb, bam, mrsg, ja(y)nes, lovelysalome, amy e etc.
Yes, it’s true and it’s sick. In the middle of the latest huge meltdown, my heart is filled with lurve.
rebyj said on 05.17.07 at 06:05 PM • [link]
HILARIOUS
you bad bitches have given me a couple days of exceptional humor and a few gasps of horror. keep it up! i wanna be a bitch when i grow up!!
Cori said on 05.17.07 at 08:17 PM • [link]
Coffee mug, please! I want to be a bitch who has gone too far!
Melissa said on 05.17.07 at 08:21 PM • [link]
I want a refrigerator magnet. So I can see it every morning when I fix breakfast at 6:15 AM. :)
JulieT said on 05.17.07 at 08:48 PM • [link]
Dudes. Totally the wrong finger he’s using, there. Shouldn’t you fix it before you make the coffee mugs?
Though I think I might rather have a tee shirt.
rascoagogo said on 05.18.07 at 01:46 AM • [link]
I’d buy it on something, but I’d buy a lot more of it if that finger moved over one. Effing awesome.
Helen said on 05.18.07 at 01:54 AM • [link]
For shame! You should all be ashamed! Especially you, Nora Roberts! Someone should sue you all for this shameful, shameful photoshopping!
Oh wait, I meant sign me up for a coffee mug, too. Awesome.
Emily said on 05.18.07 at 02:26 AM • [link]
I want that one on a mousepad. Just so I can think twice before posting anything on teh internetz.
Then post it anyway.
Cafepress! Now, wenches, now!
sara said on 05.18.07 at 02:53 AM • [link]
I want the “WWND?” logo on a messenger bag. Or on some Juicy Couture warmup pants…written across the ass.
Cori said on 05.18.07 at 04:38 AM • [link]
Seriously, as long as the things NWD continue to include the phrase “fuckheady bitchipants,” I want WWND? tattooed across my body. A mug is not enough.
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