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L’Shanah Tovah!

by SB Sarah | by SB Sarah | September 12, 2007 | Wednesday at 8:03 pm | 11 Comments

I have cleaned the kitchen, the dining room, the foyer, and half the living room. Then I went to the grocery store, and came out with a 5lb chicken and a 6lb brisket.

This can only mean two things: 1. I am nesting like a mad hen. 2. It’s Rosh Hashanah time!

So to the Bitchery readers who are celebrating the arrival of 5768, l’shanah tovah! May your new year be sweet and happy. May your brisket be moist! May your man-titty be extra round!

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  1. Darlene Marshall said on 09.12.07 at 09:32 PM[link]

    A New Year’s baby would be very cool, Sarah.[g]

    Here’s wishing you and yours L’shana tova tikatevu v’tikhatemu.

  2. Scotsie said on 09.12.07 at 09:44 PM[link]

    We’ll be celebrating here in Cambridge (US) - Happy New Year!

  3. Wry Hag said on 09.12.07 at 10:32 PM[link]

    Sarah, honey, just don’t celebrate to the point where you confuse that brisket with…

    Oh, damn, I can’t bring myself to get Stephen King enough to say it!

    Happy 5768…and Happy 1.

  4. sara said on 09.12.07 at 11:19 PM[link]

    G-ddamn, I hate the word “moist.”

  5. Teddy Pig said on 09.12.07 at 11:20 PM[link]

    moist man titty?

  6. Mary Castillo said on 09.13.07 at 12:40 AM[link]

    I like tender man titty, myself! Tee hee.

  7. Kiku said on 09.13.07 at 12:57 AM[link]

    L’Shanah Tovah, everyone. May you all be cold inscribed on tha Book a Life, yo!

    Anyone who hasn’t checked out SHABOT 6000 should: especially the seasonal animations: http://www.shabot6000.com/hoty/

    and

    http://www.shabot6000.com/tekiah/ !

  8. Charlene said on 09.13.07 at 01:56 AM[link]

    ...you can get brisket where you live? *major envy*

    I live in the Beef Capital of the Planet and I have never seen non-corned brisket at the supermarket or even at the farmer’s market.

  9. Charlene said on 09.13.07 at 01:56 AM[link]

    (blushes red)

    Forgot to add - happy New Year!

  10. HS Kinn said on 09.13.07 at 02:47 AM[link]

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  11. Jo Leigh said on 09.13.07 at 05:35 PM[link]

    Happy New Year!  Mmmm…matzoh brei

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