Bitchin' Blog Posts
Y’all. KristieJ is CHEATING. She ADMITS IT. She’s CHEATING in the mullet competition! Oh, the shame the shame.
She thinks a pre-glitter vampire Keifer Sutherland in a mullet is going to top TEAM USA?! Ha.
I give you the much-suggested Dog the Bounty Hunter. I didn’t want to bring him out unless necessary. But Billy Ray + Dog? It is SO on.
I mean, come on. He has shells in his mullet. Oceanic aquatic life is supported by the power of his mullet.
To say nothing of the Luuuuuuurve™ baby, the Luuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrve™.
The Dog mullet: you can’t beat it. You can only hope it stays within the United States borders.
I’m reloading the poll in this entry -so remember: the loser wears a mullet at RT and RWA. This could be epic win, yo. GO TEAM MULLET USA.