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More Romance Mad Libs: My Kingdom for a Title and Tagline!
by Candy | July 11, 2006 | Tuesday at 11:13 pm | 148 Comments Remember those Mad Libs we ran last year? Yeah, it's time for another one. Just a quick one, though--we're only generating a title and its tagline. Maybe a more substantial one when the concept of Free Time doesn't make me laugh weakly yet hysterically. As always, copy and paste your brilliant results into the comments.Filed: Fun And Games
megan said on 07.11.06 at 11:27 PM • [comment link]
He threw up his meal when he saw her walking her dog. Now, can he stand her hairy leg? Find out in…
Love’s Ugly Face.
--E said on 07.11.06 at 11:28 PM • [comment link]
Sometimes it’s eerie how much these things work out:
“He flew his left shoe when he saw her swive her pinky toe. Now, can he toddle her fuzzy skyscraper? Find out in…
Love’s rousing airplane toilet.”
DebR said on 07.11.06 at 11:36 PM • [comment link]
He skimmed his fish when he saw her push her earlobe. Now, can he stroke her slippery hat? Find out in…
Love’s shiny bicycle.
Robyn said on 07.11.06 at 11:37 PM • [comment link]
Rousing airplane toilet, I love it. *snort*
“He swallowed his monitor lizard when he saw her lounging her earlobe. Now, can he screech her colorful laundry? Find out in…
Love’s diaphanous yacht.”
Robin said on 07.11.06 at 11:41 PM • [comment link]
He decamped his bristsle when he saw her shake her scapula. Now, can he erode her swollen bobblehead? Find out in…
Love’s decayed teepee.
Rosemary said on 07.11.06 at 11:42 PM • [comment link]
Wow. There’s something wrong with me.
He ran his cell when he saw her cut her arm. Now, can he lick her salty lotion? Find out in…
Love’s sticky horse.
Firefly said on 07.11.06 at 11:49 PM • [comment link]
He spanked his corset when he saw her swing her throbbing manhood. Now, can he fuse her greasy battery? Find out in…
Love’s sparkling handcuffs.
SarahP said on 07.11.06 at 11:52 PM • [comment link]
Me and E with the toes!
He gyrated his butterfly when he saw her extricate her toe. Now, can he vamoose her fluffy dandelion? Find out in…
Love’s muscular coffin.
Candy said on 07.11.06 at 11:55 PM • [comment link]
This is one I came up with while testing the script:
He cackled his lutefisk when he saw her dance her uvula. Now, can he deep-fry the fuck out of her malicious cumdaddy? Find out in…
Love’s Prickly Fart
jmc said on 07.12.06 at 12:05 AM • [comment link]
He snogged his avocado when he saw her stroke her bellybutton. Now, can he grind her rotten banana? Find out in…
Love’s empty fruitbowl.
Mistress Stef said on 07.12.06 at 12:06 AM • [comment link]
He wasted his fudge when he saw her listening her eyebrow. Now, can he twisting her silky chicken? Find out in…
Love’s sticky rose.
Sallyacious said on 07.12.06 at 12:13 AM • [comment link]
He shaved his horse when he saw her sledding her elbow. Now, can he snorkel her consistent picture frame? Find out in…
Love’s diaphanous organ grinder.
Sallyacious said on 07.12.06 at 12:16 AM • [comment link]
Robin - What are the odds that two people would pick the adjective diaphanous for their title section?
On a blog for romance readers/writers, I suspect it’s not as unusual as in, say, the general population.
Mistress Stef said on 07.12.06 at 01:00 AM • [comment link]
I’m amused that only one person chose a naughty bit for the body part.
Stef said on 07.12.06 at 01:10 AM • [comment link]
He blogged his iPod when he saw her cook her big toe. Now, can he crack her gnarly spyglass? Find out in…
Love’s redundant bullshit.
Candy said on 07.12.06 at 01:13 AM • [comment link]
Love’s redundant bullshit
Nonono, Stef—we want fiction, here, not a documentary.
JayP said on 07.12.06 at 01:25 AM • [comment link]
Not too tickled by the description, but I love my title!
He jumped his chair when he saw her run her neck. Now, can he leap her blue wall? Find out in…
Love’s juicy camera.
April said on 07.12.06 at 01:55 AM • [comment link]
I was eating strawberry shortcake with my elbow propped on the arm of my chair when I filled in the blanks. Hence my result:
He ate his strawberry when he saw her eat her elbow. Now, can he chew her sweet cake? Find out in…
Love’s whipped cream.
Colleen Gleason said on 07.12.06 at 02:03 AM • [comment link]
He Stoked his Ponytail when he saw her Slip her Toenail. Now, can he Drive her Lush Garage? Find out in…
Love’s Tight Fur coat.
Stef said on 07.12.06 at 02:05 AM • [comment link]
Tight Fur Coat….bwahahahahaha!!!!!!
Aimee said on 07.12.06 at 02:10 AM • [comment link]
This is what I got:
He irritated his candle when he saw her sing her legs. Now, can he sweep her hard Indian? Find out in…
Love’s spectacular hangnail.
kate r said on 07.12.06 at 02:12 AM • [comment link]
He scuppered his Pickle when he saw her yodel her pinky. Now, can he separate her stiff tennis racket? Find out in…
Love’s splintered fondue.
Miri said on 07.12.06 at 02:17 AM • [comment link]
He Ran his Highland when he saw her dripping her elbow. Now, can he groaning her happily bed? Find out in…
Love’s shy Cowboy.
Carrie Lofty said on 07.12.06 at 02:19 AM • [comment link]
He Flaunted his Rabbits when he saw her Dance her Eyes. Now, can he Shuffle her Sweet Strawberry? Find out in…
Love’s Leafy Princess.
Amy E said on 07.12.06 at 02:26 AM • [comment link]
He exfoliated his stool when he saw her expell her armpit. Now, can he twiddle her ubiquitous post-it note? Find out in…
Love’s cheese-scented nipple hair.
Amy E said on 07.12.06 at 02:29 AM • [comment link]
Dying with laughter here! Love’s spectacular hangnail! And is “swallowing his monitor lizard” what the kids are calling it these days?
*howling with laughter*
Mistress Stef said on 07.12.06 at 02:32 AM • [comment link]
This is my favorite:
Love’s splintered fondue.
I am so writing a story called that.
Spider said on 07.12.06 at 02:44 AM • [comment link]
He applauded his Queen when he saw her break her eyelash. Now, can he feed her merry octopus? Find out in…
Love’s soldiery bough.
melaniemiriam said on 07.12.06 at 02:47 AM • [comment link]
He decapitated his onion when he saw her bound her toenail. Now, can he prance her snotty lace? Find out in…
Love’s windy gazebo.
Sherwood said on 07.12.06 at 02:58 AM • [comment link]
He ravished his squeegee when he saw her flourish her man-titty. Now, can he pierce her heart-shattering mullet? Find out in…
Love’s syntonic corsette.
Sarah F. said on 07.12.06 at 03:02 AM • [comment link]
He trudged his sofa when he saw her flame her nose. Now, can he chew her slate pillow? Find out in…
Love’s furry bone.
summer said on 07.12.06 at 03:03 AM • [comment link]
Smart Bitch Madlibs: Titles Gone Wild!
He rode his flower when he saw her run her snout. Now, can he strike her greasy daughter? Find out in…
Love’s wet ass.
fullofdevilment said on 07.12.06 at 03:07 AM • [comment link]
He shot his contest when he saw her cornered her lips. Now, can he smack her ginormous weenie? Find out in…
Love’s green pig.
First time here and I’m loving it!
—
nancy
sleeky said on 07.12.06 at 03:20 AM • [comment link]
He loved his onion when he saw her flip her nose. Now, can he mosey her frolicksome frock? Find out in…
Love’s curly cheese.
CatMcC said on 07.12.06 at 03:27 AM • [comment link]
He perished his Dog when he saw her love her elbow. Now, can he shoot her Grey Purse? Find out in…
Love’s Silky Star.
Mistress Stef said on 07.12.06 at 03:37 AM • [comment link]
Love’s Wet Ass….the new scent from Love’s Baby Soft.
It will totally outsell Musky Jasmine.
Candy said on 07.12.06 at 03:37 AM • [comment link]
Love’s cheese-scented nipple hair
Oh dear God, I can’t remember laughing that hard, ever.
Amy E., you can twiddle my ubiquitous post-it note any time. Just…don’t let the boys know I let you do it.
Suisan said on 07.12.06 at 03:46 AM • [comment link]
He galloped his corsair when he saw her smoosh her ear. Now, can he gallop her throaty gumdrop? Find out in…
Love’s crispy bathing suit.
Darlene Marshall said on 07.12.06 at 03:49 AM • [comment link]
I think I read Love’s Shy Cowboy. A Harlequin, right?
Honest, you guys crack me up.
Angel said on 07.12.06 at 04:11 AM • [comment link]
He pumped his bosom when he saw her stroke her penis. Now, can he shucking her throbbing hotdog? Find out in…
Love’s wet cowboy hat.
Marcy said on 07.12.06 at 04:25 AM • [comment link]
He Slew his Fruit when he saw her Dance her Breast. Now, can he Desire her Dark Sword? Find out in…
Love’s Golden Monkey.
Amanda said on 07.12.06 at 04:33 AM • [comment link]
He cowered his foot when he saw her lick her heel. Now, can he adore her mighty boudoir? Find out in…
Love’s frilly balcony.
Jennie said on 07.12.06 at 04:34 AM • [comment link]
I laughed so hard at these I woke up DH, and then I had to explain why I was laughing. How embarassing!
Mine wasn’t as good as some of the others..
He laved his bottom when he saw her come her man-titty. Now, can he thrust her deeply armpit? Find out in…
Love’s wantonly manhood.
Flora said on 07.12.06 at 04:39 AM • [comment link]
He ran his sail when he saw her eat her toenail. Now, can he add her curly sock? Find out in…
Love’s hot kumquat.
Hmmmm . . . lots of toenails too.
Kit said on 07.12.06 at 04:46 AM • [comment link]
“He screwed his lamp when he saw her swim her knee. Now, can he show her deadly sofa? Find out in…
Love’s Pretentious Chair.”
lol, these are great! :)
Courtney said on 07.12.06 at 04:50 AM • [comment link]
Smart Bitch Madlibs: Titles Gone Wild!
He sparkled his vampire when he saw her kiss her breast. Now, can he suck her crimson pen? Find out in…
Love’s intimate ship.
Karen said on 07.12.06 at 05:03 AM • [comment link]
(Can you tell Minneapolis is starting a heatwave?)
He popped his action-figure when he saw her bend her appendix. Now, can he flip her dusty air conditioner? Find out in…
Love’s Steamy Spaghetti
kate r said on 07.12.06 at 05:07 AM • [comment link]
what I’ve learned from this thread:
the word “Love’s____ ______” followed by a string of silly words is always, always funny, even when I’m not drunk.
Amy E said on 07.12.06 at 05:11 AM • [comment link]
Hey, Candy! *twiddle twiddle twiddle* Yeaaah, baby, you know you like that.
Oh damn, between the ginormous ass cover last night and love’s wet ass and/or prickly fart today, I think I actually pulled a muscle in my abs from laughing. It hurts, but baby, it hurts so good.
Amy E said on 07.12.06 at 05:17 AM • [comment link]
PMSL, Karen! Gotta hate it when you bend your appendix. Guess that heroine shouldn’t have stomped her dainty foot quite that hard, eh?
Kate, you are totally right. Love’s *anything*anything* = FREAKIN HILARIOUS. I vote for more MadLibs, more more more! I *heart* MadLibs, even before I was old enough to make them dirty on purpose. Hmm… note to self, order several books of MadLibs for in-room entertainment at the RWA conference at the end of the month.
Oh, this could get dangerously silly. I’m rooming with 3 other erotic romance authors, so imagine all of us around 3am, drunk, doing MadLibs… I’ll have to pack the Depends.
bettie said on 07.12.06 at 05:34 AM • [comment link]
He berated his swizzle stick when he saw her enflame her larynx. Now, can he emasculate her torpid obelisk? Find out in…
Love’s repetitive rash.
Jami said on 07.12.06 at 05:41 AM • [comment link]
He broke his cow when he saw her snarf her ear. Now, can he slurp her green lip? Find out in…
Love’s boisterous junk.
Annie Windsor said on 07.12.06 at 05:44 AM • [comment link]
Smart Bitch Madlibs: Titles Gone Wild!
He dropped his dog when he saw her flash her breast. Now, can he love her wicked boy? Find out in…
Love’s consecrated choir.
DebH said on 07.12.06 at 05:51 AM • [comment link]
He plotzed his schnitzel when he saw her aerate her tushie. Now, can he discombobulate her psychotic dolphin? Find out in…
Love’s arctic gremlin.
Miri said on 07.12.06 at 05:53 AM • [comment link]
He jerked his beef when he saw her flash her uvula. Now, can he flush her cram hole? Find out in…
Love’s sticky job.
Bonzai said on 07.12.06 at 05:54 AM • [comment link]
He licked his apple when he saw her tense up her grapes. Now, can he suck her delicious fruit? Find out in…
Love’s long cucumber.
Hmm, I think I’ve been eating ‘wayyy too much salad this summer ...
— BonZAI
Cynthia said on 07.12.06 at 06:09 AM • [comment link]
He pooped on his cat when he saw her throwing up on her face. Now, can he eat her green poopy? Find out in…
Love’s brown aliens.
shaina said on 07.12.06 at 06:27 AM • [comment link]
oh gawd…mine seems pretty lame…
He saw his board when he saw her run her toe. Now, can he eat her sparkly tear? Find out in…
Love’s pink picture
Dee said on 07.12.06 at 06:53 AM • [comment link]
Smart Bitch Madlibs: Titles Gone Wild!
He loving his House when he saw her shove her knee. Now, can he kick her kicking dog? Find out in…
Love’s walking house.
KariBelle said on 07.12.06 at 07:04 AM • [comment link]
He shagged his teacup when he saw her sigh her uvula. Now, can he dance her malevolent porcupine? Find out in…
Love’s skanky pumpkin.
Okay, that’s fucking wierd.
Nicolette said on 07.12.06 at 07:24 AM • [comment link]
He tore his garter when he saw her kiss her knee. Now, can he smack her thick mausoleum? Find out in…
Love’s fuzzy armchair.
EvilAuntiePeril said on 07.12.06 at 09:26 AM • [comment link]
He Twizzled his Apricot when he saw her Varnish her Limb. Now, can he Half-Inch* her Passionate Crucible? Find out in…
Love’s Boinging Pergola.
Passionate crucible… probably better than burning crucible.
Fiamme said on 07.12.06 at 10:36 AM • [comment link]
He quivered his sauce when he saw her shake her shoulder. Now, can he writhe her silken tablecloth? Find out in…
Love’s delightful camel.
skapusniak said on 07.12.06 at 10:53 AM • [comment link]
I don’t think I’m very good at this, I was going for a sci-fi space opera romance, but it went horribly wrong:
‘He fired his starship when he saw her scan her guts. Now, can he shatter her thermonuclear warhead? Find out in…
Love’s superluminal antimatter.’
...maybe ‘guts’ wasn’t such a great concept for a body part :/
skapusniak said on 07.12.06 at 11:10 AM • [comment link]
Ahh, I see. I guess I’m supposed to put in verbs and adjectives that to go with the the next noun. Adjusting ‘Love’s Superluminal Antimatter’ on that basis:
‘He fired his disruptor cannons when he saw her puke-up her guts. Now, can he defuse her antimatter warhead? Find out in…
Love’s superluminal warpdrive’
Errrr. Yeah. Okay.
I think I prefer the ‘Superluminal Antimatter’ version even tho’ it makes substantially less sense.
Estelle said on 07.12.06 at 12:01 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitch Madlibs: Titles Gone Wild!
He rode his ride when he saw her eat her finger. Now, can he walk her mad horse? Find out in…
Love’s flat flower.
Still laughing
Stella said on 07.12.06 at 01:46 PM • [comment link]
He fluttered his fire when he saw her run her nipple. Now, can he embrace her rakish rogue? Find out in…
Love’s rosey damsel.
Now, this sounds rather queer. Can he embrace her rakish rogue? I’m dying to find out here…
On another note I just wrote my first Harlequin for the Swedish market, I sure hope they’ll accept it… It’s a 50ies rockabilly romance about a dark & brooding biker, goddamn, they’ll have to accept it…
Katidid said on 07.12.06 at 01:52 PM • [comment link]
I went for a dance theme:
He shimmied his mash potato when he saw her boogie her left ear lobe. Now, can he jive her groovy hustle? Find out in…
Love’s intense reality television show.
Actually, I’d probably by this :)
Sara said on 07.12.06 at 02:22 PM • [comment link]
He thrust his peacock when he saw her lift her armpit. Now, can he sniff her wooly bunny ears? Find out in…
Love’s bulging pirate.
Amy E said on 07.12.06 at 02:56 PM • [comment link]
I think we’ve seen Love’s Boisterous Junk on some of the snarked covers, haven’t we?
Anon said on 07.12.06 at 03:08 PM • [comment link]
He Kissed his Cow when he saw her stroke her breast. Now, can he lick her dangling part? Find out in…
Love’s enormous manly lance
Thanks for the laugh!
Helen M said on 07.12.06 at 03:16 PM • [comment link]
Oh my, I DO heart madlibs like they was my mama! Laughed so hard my desk is now covered in Diet Coke:
He tore his foreskin when he saw her suck her pinky. Now, can he slake her obsessive man-titty fetish? Find out in…
Love’s fiery passion.
Gypsy said on 07.12.06 at 03:45 PM • [comment link]
He swivled his truck when he saw her hoist her mouth. Now, can he shuck her hot box? Find out in…
Love’s flexible dragon.
Sabrina said on 07.12.06 at 03:51 PM • [comment link]
He blew his nut when he saw her draw her nuts. Now, can he do her pretty crack? Find out in…
Love’s smelly door.
Nanna said on 07.12.06 at 04:03 PM • [comment link]
He preened his Ventilator when he saw her dream her right-hip. Now, can he dare her bad smorgasbord? Find out in…
Love’s conjugal cloud.
Amelia June said on 07.12.06 at 04:11 PM • [comment link]
He juiced his monkey when he saw her leer her knee. Now, can he write her rotund lounge chair? Find out in…
Love’s purple rollerblade.
Hysterical.
Michelle, the Diva said on 07.12.06 at 04:15 PM • [comment link]
Smart Bitch Madlibs: Titles Gone Wild!
He churned his butter when he saw her lift her right ass cheek. Now, can he embrace her hopelessly waterlogged hot pink feather boa? Find out in…
Love’s Whacked Out Yugo.
Oh, God. I’m dying here. DY. ING.
Lauri "Double Your Pleasure, Double Your" Doublevi said on 07.12.06 at 04:56 PM • [comment link]
Here’s mine…
“He ate his glass when he saw her bounce her leg. Now, can he mop her disgusting hair? Find out in…
Love’s creamy clog.”
Lilith Saintcrow said on 07.12.06 at 05:15 PM • [comment link]
Having children has so destroyed any adult humor I ever had. *sigh*
“He farted his spectacles when he saw her sneeze her nose. Now, can he hang her cherrylicious plum? Find out in…
Love’s Throbbing Fistula.”
Bryan said on 07.12.06 at 05:15 PM • [comment link]
He shot his steeple when he saw her cry her big toe. Now, can he thrash her nefarious horse? Find out in…
Love’s Crusty Game.
Betsy D. said on 07.12.06 at 05:31 PM • [comment link]
He Knitted his Yarn when he saw her Scream her Elbow. Now, can he Open her Muddy Red Velvet Throw Pillow? Find out in…
Love’s Silky Breakfast Bar.
Dogmom said on 07.12.06 at 05:38 PM • [comment link]
He laved his mound when he saw her behold her manroot. Now, can he worship her proud erection? Find out in…
Love’s rosy tip.
Trina said on 07.12.06 at 05:40 PM • [comment link]
He spun his robot when he saw her walk her leg. Now, can he speak her fast mattress? Find out in…
Love’s distant joystick.
Kiku said on 07.12.06 at 05:55 PM • [comment link]
Love’s redundant bullshit. That’s going on a Tshirt.
He juggled his pecan pie when he saw her gyrate her torso. Now, can he ruminate her bilious tyres? Find out in…
Love’s citrine knickers.
E.D'Trix said on 07.12.06 at 06:03 PM • [comment link]
He Squirmed his Jellyfish when he saw her Wriggle her Buttocks. Now, can he Undulate her Gelatinous Apple? Find out in…
Love’s Globular Junk.
Trix said on 07.12.06 at 06:04 PM • [comment link]
He smooshed his member when he saw her fondle her breasts. Now, can he find her throbbing tunnel? Find out in…
Love’s orgasmic nethers.
Amy E said on 07.12.06 at 06:09 PM • [comment link]
Now, can he find her throbbing tunnel?
HOWLING with laughter!!! Hope he doesn’t mistake it for Love’s Throbbing Fistula. PMSL!!!
Fang! said on 07.12.06 at 06:12 PM • [comment link]
He Hacked his Bush when he saw her Smite her Toe. Now, can he Rock her Darkly Flint? Find out in…
Love’s Luscious Slipper.
dillene said on 07.12.06 at 06:24 PM • [comment link]
He Shivved his Flotsam when he saw her Appraise her Patella. Now, can he Deny her Acute Shank? Find out in…
Love’s Gritty Bourbon
Lyra said on 07.12.06 at 06:49 PM • [comment link]
He hemorrhaged his anthill when he saw her eat her ear. Now, can he categorize her grotesque burrito? Find out in…
Love’s orphaned basillica.
Carrie Lofty said on 07.12.06 at 06:53 PM • [comment link]
Nine references to toes and seven references to ears - by far the most common choices. Any theories?
Robyn said on 07.12.06 at 06:56 PM • [comment link]
“Love’s Repetitive Rash”
Sounds like a chapter in a sex-ed textbook.
Christine said on 07.12.06 at 07:05 PM • [comment link]
He Googled his schmuck when he saw her twizzle her pinkie. Now, can he emancipate her mullberry feline? Find out in…
Love’s swarthy staple gun.
ShellPell said on 07.12.06 at 07:14 PM • [comment link]
Hil.Ar.IouS!
He forgot his Philidelphia when he saw her pick her ankle. Now, can he jump her throbbing finger? Find out in…
Love’s dirty tree.
Kilo said on 07.12.06 at 07:16 PM • [comment link]
He received his ARC when he saw her sell her appendix. Now, can he steal her unethical kitten? Find out in…
Love’s cute Ebay.
Kim said on 07.12.06 at 07:21 PM • [comment link]
He walked his doggy when he saw her suck her elbow. Now, can he tap her red truck? Find out in…
Love’s battered flying saucer.
Beth said on 07.12.06 at 07:39 PM • [comment link]
He danced his monster when he saw her run her feet. Now, can he skip her nasty bus? Find out in…
Love’s brilliant glass.
katieM said on 07.12.06 at 07:45 PM • [comment link]
He shimmied his tongue when he saw her clean her bellybutton. Now, can he hide her rancid cup? Find out in…
Love’s ginormous eyeball. :gulp:
Anna said on 07.12.06 at 07:53 PM • [comment link]
He shaved his horseradish when he saw her crush her Cowper’s Gland. Now, can he gamble her half-witted shark? Find out in…
Love’s blistered ham.
smoorman said on 07.12.06 at 08:01 PM • [comment link]
He painted his raft when he saw her pant her chest. Now, can he hold her greyed louse? Find out in…
Love’s fun lamp
MelissaP said on 07.12.06 at 08:11 PM • [comment link]
Mine is really sick and strange, yunz guys!
He fucked his cat when he saw her stomp her elbow. Now, can he lick her crimson rabbit? Find out in…
Love’s hoppy banana.
RandomRanter said on 07.12.06 at 08:14 PM • [comment link]
He walked his dust when he saw her eating her toe. Now, can he frolick her fluffy chocolate? Find out in…
Love’s rich wheel.
Miri said on 07.12.06 at 08:15 PM • [comment link]
He torched his yam when he saw her comb her bush. Now, can he predict her blurry building? Find out in…
Love’s Furry Man-titty.
Cat Marsters said on 07.12.06 at 08:23 PM • [comment link]
He smoked his crash-test dummy when he saw her hornswaggle her cankle. Now, can he splurge her mundane flibbertigibbert? Find out in…
Love’s shiny pustule.
Help, I’m dying laughing…
L. Doublevie said on 07.12.06 at 08:44 PM • [comment link]
I got another one. Part of it is what I get for listening to Prince’s 80’s hits.
Jennette said on 07.12.06 at 08:45 PM • [comment link]
You mean I’m only the second person to use the word fart?
He ate his fart when he saw her go her butt. Now, can he bite her persnickety bag? Find out in…
Love’s woody ball.
Trying not to let runny mascara give away the fact that I’m goofing off at work!
EvilAuntiePeril said on 07.12.06 at 09:11 PM • [comment link]
He defiled his marsupial when he saw her pick her nose. Now, can he twiddle her squidgy vengeance? Find out in…
Love’s Raging Wildebeest.
(too much fun to leave alone).
Kaite said on 07.12.06 at 09:18 PM • [comment link]
I do like the title, I may have to use it somewhere, sometime. :-)
He Ran his Chicken when he saw her Look her Arm. Now, can he Type her Pretty Pickle? Find out in…
Love’s Glistening Cup.
Hollyn said on 07.12.06 at 09:48 PM • [comment link]
He violated his doorknob when he saw her shaving her armpits. Now, can he grip her slippery swordfish? Find out in…
Love’s awkward fisherman.
lol first post, I love this place.
Emily said on 07.12.06 at 10:57 PM • [comment link]
He crushed his apple when he saw her flay her booty. Now, can he turn her red iPod? Find out in…
Love’s cold thermos.
:-*
sazzat said on 07.13.06 at 12:07 AM • [comment link]
He shilled his tighty-whiteys when he saw her baste her fivehead. Now, can he toss her glittering purple mask? Find out in…
Love’s blasted ratfink.
DebH said on 07.13.06 at 12:22 AM • [comment link]
He fracked his toaster when he saw her remove her brainstem. Now, can he launch her android-like hologram? Find out in…
Love’s smegging spacebug.
Ok, so? I mixed my Battlestar Galactica and Red Dwarf themes.
Shawna said on 07.13.06 at 12:58 AM • [comment link]
OMG these are great!
He hacked his love rod when he saw her swivving her uvula. Now, can he sucking her superior man tittie? Find out in…
Love’s watery backhair.
Michelle McCuntlock said on 07.13.06 at 01:05 AM • [comment link]
He rox0r3d his b0x0rz when he saw her punk’d her azz. Now, can he r3praz3nt her red-nosed phr33k? Find out in…
Love’s wAcK aTtAcK.
elliquinn said on 07.13.06 at 01:06 AM • [comment link]
He swam his kitten when he saw her meander her coccyx. Now, can he peregrinate her crimson antimacassar? Find out in…
Love’s teary-eyed scorpion.
Kate D. said on 07.13.06 at 02:07 AM • [comment link]
He pumped his piglet when he saw her thrust her clavicle. Now, can he lick her stunted mint? Find out in…
Love’s sticky campfire.
Sarah said on 07.13.06 at 03:06 AM • [comment link]
He ran his Mama when he saw her snore her toe. Now, can he fly her mischievious kitty? Find out in…
Love’s frisky yarn.
Corinne said on 07.13.06 at 03:42 AM • [comment link]
He planted his vine when he saw her pressing her grapes. Now, can he ferment her shimmering lustbunnies? Find out in…
Love’s quaffable wine.
EllenO said on 07.13.06 at 04:10 AM • [comment link]
He emoted his spatula when he saw her light her uniboob. Now, can he heave her quivering lube? Find out in…
Love’s spicy shoehorn.
Carrie Lofty said on 07.13.06 at 04:16 AM • [comment link]
Uniboob? Lucy, you got some ‘spainin’ to do!
theflitgirl said on 07.13.06 at 05:10 AM • [comment link]
He smacked his Poodle when he saw her manhandle her rump. Now, can he torture her pasty bottle? Find out in…
Love’s Bubbly Goat
geohawk said on 07.13.06 at 07:37 AM • [comment link]
He crashed his lamp shade when he saw her ponder her tush. Now, can he twitch her striped nutria? Find out in…
Love’s fetid enclosure.
Paige Burns said on 07.13.06 at 08:53 AM • [comment link]
He skunked his toes when he saw her galloping her bosom. Now, can he mold her cerulean beetle? Find out in…
Love’s Delicious Peach.
Stella said on 07.13.06 at 04:00 PM • [comment link]
Another one, I couldn’t help it. I bet you’ll all recognize the film theme here…
He slid his taffy puller when he saw her squeeze her noggin. Now, can he chew her wicked balderdash? Find out in…
Love’s hip wangdoodle.
Rachel said on 07.13.06 at 07:43 PM • [comment link]
He lay his jailor when he saw her burn her spleen. Now, can he gurgle her flaming vorpal sword (+3)? Find out in…
Love’s pounding head.
Mrs. MJ said on 07.13.06 at 08:10 PM • [comment link]
He chased his cat box when he saw her tickle her butt. Now, can he slap her sooty mouse? Find out in…
Love’s ugly boss.
m said on 07.13.06 at 11:30 PM • [comment link]
He sniffed his fountain when he saw her huff her lips. Now, can he snort her gross coat rack? Find out in…
Love’s annoying customer.
Tiggy said on 07.14.06 at 01:16 AM • [comment link]
He drank his chicken thigh when he saw her scream her ankle. Now, can he lick her curly bread? Find out in…
Love’s burnt postcard.
Kaitlin said on 07.14.06 at 03:20 AM • [comment link]
He gyrated his grassy when he saw her killing her bosom. Now, can he breathe her beautiful moon? Find out in…
Love’s shiny rainbow.
Oh, mad libs are fun! Bring ‘em on!
rebyj said on 07.14.06 at 05:41 AM • [comment link]
He jerked his noodle when he saw her fan her leg. Now, can he run her crooked bunny? Find out in…
Love’s pink lego.
gawd these have been HILARIOUS
bettie said on 07.14.06 at 07:46 AM • [comment link]
Romance Novel Madlibs - the Anglophile Edition.
He polished his nob when he saw her fluff her bubbies. Now, can he snog her quivering berkshire hunt? Find out in…
Love’s Engorged Cockney.
Nora Roberts said on 07.14.06 at 01:43 PM • [comment link]
Okay, couldn’t resist just one.
He doodled his pie plate when he saw her hammer her belly button. Now, can he tap-dance her enormous encyclopedia? Find out in…
Love’s alluring Golden Retriever.
Melissa said on 07.14.06 at 07:25 PM • [comment link]
Okay, I’ve got to join in. :)
He distributed his fax when he saw her loan her cornea. Now, can he google her handsome candy? Find out in…
Love’s sloppy water.
Candy said on 07.14.06 at 08:12 PM • [comment link]
...tap-dance her enormous encyclopedia?
And here I thought men liked small, tight encyclopedias.
Aquariscies said on 07.14.06 at 08:37 PM • [comment link]
He bitch slapped his dust mop when he saw her burst her belly button. Now, can he de frag her perpendicular rhino? Find out in…
Love’s rather nasty mouseketeer.
Fahbee said on 07.15.06 at 02:48 AM • [comment link]
I filled out this madlib like the pervy 12 year old I am at heart:
He broiled his turd when he saw her fingering her anus. Now, can he taste her smelly pubes? Find out in…
Love’s flatulent erection.
Lydia Joyce said on 07.15.06 at 10:09 AM • [comment link]
He licked his toe when he saw her wink her tongue. Now, can he kiss her sweaty bosom? Find out in…
Love’s perfumed shoes.
mara said on 07.15.06 at 10:45 AM • [comment link]
He spat his book when he saw her pet her thigh. Now, can he type her black fur? Find out in…
Love’s thick fabric.
Letitia LeStrange said on 07.15.06 at 03:22 PM • [comment link]
*sigh*
I wish someone would de frag my perpendicular rhino.
Gehayi said on 07.15.06 at 09:34 PM • [comment link]
“He fastened his water when he saw her run her armpit. Now, can he scream her skittish outlaw? Find out in…
Love’s one-armed dwarf.”
Ziggy said on 07.16.06 at 02:56 AM • [comment link]
He killed his beloved pet frog when he saw her pick her nose. Now, can he destroy her smelly left sock? Find out in…
Love’s quivering keyboard.
AnimeJune said on 07.16.06 at 08:35 PM • [comment link]
He watered his lampshade when he saw her kiss her uvela. Now, can he slap her stinking fish? Find out in…
Love’s Smart Owl.
Amy E said on 07.17.06 at 05:25 AM • [comment link]
Now, can he gurgle her flaming vorpal sword (+3)?
I can’t decide if it’s hilarious or really pitiful that I caught this on the first read-thru. Note to self, must get life and stop playing so much Baldur’s Gate…
Amy said on 07.18.06 at 06:43 AM • [comment link]
Smart Bitch Madlibs: Titles Gone Wild!
He groped his stripper when he saw her kiss her boob. Now, can he lust her busty butt? Find out in…
Love’s sexy bra.
Catherine M said on 07.20.06 at 04:26 PM • [comment link]
He twisted his manatee when he saw her gamble her coccyx. Now, can he froth her comely aspidistra? Find out in…
Love’s unkempt cherry.
Clovis Sangrail said on 07.24.06 at 05:30 AM • [comment link]
He swallowed his slide rule when he saw her jiggling her giblets. Now, can he simmer her molten Nutella? Find out in…
Love’s curious physics professor.
Ooooh.
Bernie said on 01.15.07 at 06:32 AM • [comment link]
He munched his artichoke when he saw her disembowel her tonsils. Now, can he disembark her chafed choker? Find out in…
Love’s Chickenshit Thief
x_Allie_x said on 03.12.07 at 08:02 PM • [comment link]
He Snuggled his Swam when he saw her Giggiling her Butt. Now, can he Smooching her Rotting Chewed? Find out in…
Love’s Smelly Coughed Up.
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