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Longmire-Style Covers

by SB Sarah | October 02, 2008 | Thursday at 11:25 am | 17 Comments

Longmire’s romance covers are undeniable works of art. And so are some of Jen’s versions, under the pen name Avril Honeycutt.

Gangplanks and gangbangs? Ow.

[Thanks to Iasmin for the link]

Filed: General Bitching, The Link-O-Lator

Tagged: longmire, cover snark, cover makeovers, art

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  1. eaeaea said on 10.02.08 at 11:40 AM • [comment link]

    For the love of Scottie McMullet…
    MerFarts

    BAHAHAHAHAHA
    Thanks for the links. And laughs
    Longmire needs to see that Puffy Shirt cover.
    Have to go wipe my eyes now.

  2. Nathalie Gray said on 10.02.08 at 12:20 PM • [comment link]

    The same ones caught my eye, too. Scottie McMullet and MerFart. Gah, that was funny.

    Merci les bitches!

  3. shewhohashope said on 10.02.08 at 12:38 PM • [comment link]

    Is it wrong that ‘A Love So Wrong’ made me laugh the most? On rotation, between sounds of disgust.

  4. Elyssa said on 10.02.08 at 12:41 PM • [comment link]

    I laughed. I cried. Sometimes both at once.

    Thanks for the links.

  5. Dingo said on 10.02.08 at 02:31 PM • [comment link]

    These made my morning!  I’m going to be laughing about them all day.

  6. Barbara said on 10.02.08 at 02:50 PM • [comment link]

    Um, “Potato Packing Pirate”?!?! What in the world is wrong with his leg/crotch area?!?!

    Tee hee.

  7. closetcrafter said on 10.02.08 at 03:48 PM • [comment link]

    Sarah, thank you so much.  The timing of this post rocks, as several of my closest friends are having some very dark days. I hope this makes them feel a tiny bit lighter.

  8. Silver James said on 10.02.08 at 04:21 PM • [comment link]

    Uhm…Is it just me or did Nicole Kidman pose for the Train Wreck…er… Sex Train cover?

    Potato Packin’ my arse! That’s Long Dong Silver.

    I hope that poor horse in The Last Drunken Harlot finds it’s carousel soon.

    These were a great way to start the day! Thanks, everyone… *wanders off giggling*

  9. Kathy said on 10.02.08 at 04:39 PM • [comment link]

    Funny shit!

  10. robinjn said on 10.02.08 at 04:51 PM • [comment link]

    And what in holy hell is on the Potato Packin’ Harlot’s head?? I mean, if you can take your eyes off the grotesque bulge in his pants. What IS that?

    My other favorite:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/verybigjen/21015443/in/set-489555/

  11. GrowlyCub said on 10.02.08 at 06:20 PM • [comment link]

    Is it wrong that I feel mildly curious about the real title of the one Avril retitled “The Scent of Dog and Beer”? ;)

  12. Polly said on 10.02.08 at 09:28 PM • [comment link]

    Did anyone notice that Nicole Kidman’s on the cover of Sex Train?

  13. SonomaLass said on 10.02.08 at 09:33 PM • [comment link]

    Hilarious!  Wow, I guess I needed that.

  14. Wryhag said on 10.03.08 at 01:08 AM • [comment link]

    Gawd, I’m pathetic.  I’ve been looking at those Longmire covers for like three freakin’ years, and every time I see them I still crack up!  Now I have another batch of silly dough to slurp off my fingers . . . over and over and over again.

    I need to go page through a book of Italian Renaissance art or something.

  15. Susan/DC said on 10.03.08 at 03:42 AM • [comment link]

    My favorite: “too bad Camaros hadn’t been invented yet” (on the Longmire Scottie McMullett cover).  I’m still giggling . . .

  16. Miri said on 10.03.08 at 06:22 AM • [comment link]

    “The Bride of Count Chocula” was my favorite.

  17. Erik Chase said on 10.18.08 at 07:16 PM • [comment link]

    I’m not sure about those books, but it’s worth a try, thanks for the links…

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