LOLibrarians: The Contest Entries!

Bitchin' Blog Posts

by SB Sarah | by SB Sarah | February 28, 2011 | Monday at 6:46 pm | 11 Comments

This will be fun! Behold the entries in this weekend’s LOLibrarian contest, submitted by readers, librarians, and all those capable of Photoshop shenanigans. Voting will be conducted for the next 24 hours or so, and the winner receives a $25 gift card to the bookstore of his or her choosing. And librarians, as usual, get mad props and high fives and the people’s ovation and fame forever.

Hey! Here’s an idea! Let’s have the NFL players and the librarians trade salaries for awhile? Heh.

One check out too many: Thanks Harper Collins

Late fee or strokes with rattan cane: your choice

What part of 'Where is the romance section' is hard to understand?

Harper Collins announces all library books will be printed on toilet paper.

I can has budget?

Netflix vs. Harper Collins: Jealous Much?

I am calling someone who gives a shit

Wat u mean no jobs?

HOLLA

Pay us the money or we will shoot your readers in the mother **ing face

Filed: General Bitching, Go Ahead, Win Some Shit

Tagged: readers, photoshop, lolibrarian, librarians, contest, bookstore, awesomesauce

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Peyton said on 02.28.11 at 09:41 PM • [link]

Someone please tell me what exactly that is a picture of in the Jealous Much entry so I can be little less horrified that someone is growing furry white penises in trays.
Scrin said on 02.28.11 at 09:45 PM • [link]

Mushrooms.
Olivia said on 02.28.11 at 11:39 PM • [link]

Oh thank god that’s cleared up! I was puzzled and afraid to be the one to ask. Because there are times when it is rather taboo to raise a querying finger and say, “Are those perchance wangs of unusual size?”
bookstorecat said on 03.01.11 at 12:06 AM • [link]

Just realized one of the mushrooms is labeled Netflix and a much smaller one is labeled HarperCollins. Funnier now that it makes sense.

Not that anything shaped like a penis (including an actual penis) isn’t already funny enough, really. For immature sillycats like me.

My captcha is actually69. Really. hee hee hee
AgTigress said on 03.01.11 at 01:37 AM • [link]

“Are those perchance wangs of unusual size?”

Where else but on this website would one see the words ‘perchance’ and ‘wangs’ in the same sentence?
:-D
peggy h said on 03.01.11 at 04:25 AM • [link]

They’re all adorable! If I was voting just on the text, I would have totally put the “I can has budget?” last because I think the whole “I can has….” is so over. But…but…but…I just could NOT resist that librarian’s expression. She absolutely got my vote!!
Pickle said on 03.01.11 at 06:05 AM • [link]

Olivia…...That was wonderful! Would that be WOUS’s for short?

captcha: youre28 (only in my dreams!)
Pat L. said on 03.01.11 at 06:13 AM • [link]

Cute contest. I love the who gives a shit one.
JamiSings said on 03.01.11 at 06:28 AM • [link]

Since I work in a library and know for a fact we don’t have a budget, “I can has budget” has my vote.

Seriously, people, donate lots of books in excellent condiction to your libraries because we have no money for new books.
PamG said on 03.01.11 at 10:02 PM • [link]

I voted for the books from toilet paper one—so apropos—but the WOUS were hilarious!
Kar said on 03.02.11 at 12:11 AM • [link]

Spy Sappin’ My Romance Blog? I swear, Team Fortress 2 is now officially everywhere on the internet. The ‘HOLLA!’ one would’ve been my choice…but the TF2 fangirl in me had to pick ‘No Jobs?!’. The ‘Calling Someone Who Gives a Shit’ was funny too.