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Keep your Paperbacks Dry

by SB Sarah | August 02, 2006 | Wednesday at 2:51 am | 11 Comments

Alert reader Anna the Piper pointed out to us Bitches that Tropical Storm Fabio is currently in the Pacific Ocean.

Right now it’s west of Hawaii, and in no danger of hitting any people at present, so I can make jokes about it. The pressure is low - but is there a high wiind on the mounts of Man Titty?

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  1. Anna the Piper said on 08.02.06 at 03:14 AM • [comment link]

    As I’d mentioned over on my journal, this just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh, and wonder whether TS Fabio is currently casting sultry glances over at TS Gilma, also currently active, while he shows off his long flowing hair and manly shirtless chest! ;)

  2. karibelle said on 08.02.06 at 06:01 AM • [comment link]

    There are so many opportunities for jokes that they are causing a logjam inside my brain and I can’t get a single one out.  Oh, the humanity!!!

  3. Nicolette said on 08.02.06 at 06:42 AM • [comment link]

    I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Desalvo! Ah, there’s always next time around the alphabet.

  4. Vera Nazarian said on 08.02.06 at 01:17 PM • [comment link]

    Ok, this is great morning laugh material! Thanks!

    Are there accompanying flurries of… flying mantitties?

  5. Darlene Marshall said on 08.02.06 at 03:09 PM • [comment link]

    *Sigh* And here on the east coast we get Chris.  Not much excitement there.

    On the other hand, it’s the name of one of my heroines, so I can’t complain.

  6. celeste said on 08.02.06 at 04:06 PM • [comment link]

    There are some names that should be retired. Elvis, Madonna, Cher, Fabio…

    :-)

  7. Caro said on 08.02.06 at 04:24 PM • [comment link]

    Thanks for the link—this inspired me to run my first contest in my blog, because there are just so many possible jokes.

  8. Tiggy said on 08.02.06 at 06:14 PM • [comment link]

    I always kinda figured Fabio was full of hot air.

  9. Emily said on 08.02.06 at 08:25 PM • [comment link]

    Batten down your hatches, ladies!

  10. Susan said on 08.02.06 at 09:40 PM • [comment link]

    Things fabio does to get his hair to blow in the wind.

  11. Amy E said on 08.03.06 at 02:11 AM • [comment link]

    It was only a matter of time, wasn’t it?  He’s out there now with the hurricane-force blow-dryers a’blazing, just waiting for them to document his manly storm surge.

    falls over laughing

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