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It’s May Day. Send Someone a MerMan.
by SB Sarah | May 01, 2008 | Thursday at 7:49 pm | 13 Comments
Thanks to Kate Rothwell, I have a very odd link. Want to upload a photo and have a merman flex his man-titty and his washboard mer-abs while barking greetings to the person in the photo?
Sure you do. Why ever not? BigLots!, which is one of those stores where you walk in for one thing and end up walking out $100 later wondering what the hell happened in there, is allowing you to send tributes visually using their Merman-o-Gram. Yeah, I’m not making that up.
I’m still not sure why a merman, but his abs. His ABS. I cannot stop LOOKING at them. So go ahead, freak out someone you love today. Happy May Day!
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Esri Rose said on 05.01.08 at 07:59 PM
Dude, he’s been sweet talking for about 4 minutes now. “Lap me like the waves lap the shore”? Maybe the store should change their name to “Big Hots.”
(Someone had to say it.)
Cheynne McCray said on 05.01.08 at 08:13 PM
I have a collection of Florence Maranuk faeries, mermaids, merfairies (yes!) and one merman. I’d post a pic of him, but dunno if I can. He’s not hot, although he has those incredible washboard abs!
Chrissy said on 05.01.08 at 08:17 PM
It looks like Grizzly Adams and Madison from SPLASH had a love child.
Err.
Child of the 80s much?
Katrina said on 05.01.08 at 08:22 PM
That merman gives me the willies. The commercial was freaky enough were he spits water, but I have no words for a Merman-O-Gram. For those of you who missed the commercial it can be seen here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koxt9KBNPJo
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R. said on 05.01.08 at 08:31 PM
Hur-hur,... bet his name’s not ‘Ethel’.
Victoria Dahl said on 05.01.08 at 08:35 PM
heh. “I’m a sand dune, baby. Erode me.”
Susan said on 05.01.08 at 09:00 PM
Off the topic, I know, but the way to celebrate the first of May is with a lovely song, by Jonathan Coulton.
Warning - NSFW, due to language:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO6NkjbD6l8
Susan
rebyj said on 05.01.08 at 09:39 PM
LOL
makes me wanna re-read my Gena Showalter books.
Lyvvie said on 05.01.08 at 10:36 PM
I’m keeping him.
samantha said on 05.02.08 at 01:21 AM
he looks much better in the Man-0-gram than he does in the commercial. I always think of the scene in Zoolander when I see that….“it’s merMAN, merMAN!” Bwaaahaaa
over31…rub it in, whydon’tcha
VioletIndiana said on 05.02.08 at 04:23 AM
I’ll have you know that I created an account just so I could log in and thank you for making my day with this post. And for making the day of everyone else on the receiving end once I’d giggled myself silly over it.
Janet Miller/Cricket Starr said on 05.02.08 at 07:45 PM
YIPPEE!!! I finally got a great present for my daughter!
I’m not sure how amused she’s going to be getting this from her mom, particularly since the picture I uploaded is her looking directly at the camera with a “are you looking at ME?” kind of expression, but her dad thought it was pretty funny.
Oh, she is an adult. Well at least as much as I am.
Thanks for the link.
Karrin Jackson said on 05.03.08 at 01:20 AM
Best line yet: I want you to put me on your to do list.
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