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Inspirational Cover Art Contest: the Entries!

by SB Sarah | June 08, 2007 | Friday at 7:10 pm | 31 Comments

Behold! Inspired covers that derived inspiration from that most inspirational of museums. Send your votes for which one inspires you (to laugh, to cry, to lament the theocracy that undermines American democracy) to Sarah and Candy by June 12. One vote per person, please.

Note: because I am a doofus who forgot to state a size limit in the original contest announcement, I had to edit some of them to fit this here website.

Any questions, you know where to find us. In the garden of Eden, there, asking miss Eve what she’s using to get that shiny, shiny hair.

EDITED TO ADD: Please make sure to vote via email even if you leave a comment with your vote. Commented votes are unofficial, kind of like edit polls!

Entry #1

Entry #2

Entry #3

Entry #4

Entry #5

Entry #6

Entry #7

Entry #8

Entry #9

Entry #10

Entry #11

Entry #12

Filed: Go Ahead, Win Some Shit

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  1. AnimeJune said on 06.09.07 at 10:25 PM • [comment link]

    *ROTFLOL*! I think I can safely say we’re all going to hell.

    Beer and chocolate at Satan’s house! Whoo!

  2. Elaine said on 06.09.07 at 10:47 PM • [comment link]

    What a fabulous response.

  3. BevQB said on 06.09.07 at 10:55 PM • [comment link]

    PSSSST… Sarah?

    #4 and #13 are duplicates.

  4. kaitlin said on 06.09.07 at 11:03 PM • [comment link]

    Um, I’ve got to go for #3.  Adam’s Rib wasn’t the only bone she wanted?  Classic!  :)  he-he

  5. iffygenia said on 06.10.07 at 01:00 AM • [comment link]

    wooooohoo!

    #11, definitely. EVE HAS BOOBS! OH NOES!
    Gotta love how Adam’s smearing apple in Eve’s hair. The origins of the food-sex scene in The Tall Guy?

    and #3. Eve SO wants a bone. But not as much as he wants to give it to her. I always thought he had some nerve, blaming the snake.

  6. LViolet said on 06.10.07 at 01:53 AM • [comment link]

    first prize to #3, for the Falwell pull quote.

    second prize to #9, because it’s so pretty.

    These all look good enough to read!

  7. Chris said on 06.10.07 at 02:13 AM • [comment link]

    #3! #3!

  8. Marissa said on 06.10.07 at 02:50 AM • [comment link]

    #11. Oh, yeah.

  9. closetcrafter said on 06.10.07 at 03:15 AM • [comment link]

    So #3.  It’s not just the Adam’s rib comment, its the beautiful juxtaposition of the author and the review comment.  If only there was a way to also add Larry Flynt( maybe as the publisher) into the mix, this would be a perfect world

  10. Julie Leto said on 06.10.07 at 03:51 AM • [comment link]

    #3 all the way!

  11. Emily Veinglory said on 06.10.07 at 04:52 AM • [comment link]

    I adore #9

  12. quichepup said on 06.10.07 at 05:24 AM • [comment link]

    I like #2. Feeta D’Clay is my favorite author.

  13. Wirdald said on 06.10.07 at 06:09 AM • [comment link]

    Definitely #3.

  14. Becs said on 06.10.07 at 06:24 AM • [comment link]

    LOL!  #3!

  15. Jenyfer Matthews said on 06.10.07 at 06:27 AM • [comment link]

    Is there a category of genre called Inspirational Erotica???  These are all too funny!

    I like #10

  16. Ann Bruce said on 06.10.07 at 06:30 AM • [comment link]

    #3

  17. bettie said on 06.10.07 at 10:07 AM • [comment link]

    #3 has my vote for overall best, but #9 should get the art prize.

  18. shannon said on 06.10.07 at 05:15 PM • [comment link]

    # 11, gotta love the mantitty!...adam visited the plastic surgeon and got him some boobage…

  19. Ann Aguirre said on 06.10.07 at 05:32 PM • [comment link]

    I agree, #3 ftw.

    But #9 should win something for the pure art of it. It looks like REAL cover.

  20. shannon said on 06.10.07 at 06:39 PM • [comment link]

    um, anyone notice on #8 that eve is reaching under the water for his garden snake??? oh and nice power mullet…

  21. Sara said on 06.10.07 at 07:09 PM • [comment link]

    Gotta go with #3… although all were pretty damn funny.

  22. Elayna said on 06.10.07 at 08:41 PM • [comment link]

    Entry 3!

  23. hollygee said on 06.10.07 at 09:27 PM • [comment link]

    Love #8

  24. Lucinda Betts said on 06.10.07 at 09:55 PM • [comment link]

    You said we could vote more than once, right?

    10
    11
    3
    2
    1

    Yeah, I can’t make up my mind.

    SWAK,
    Lucinda

  25. DebH said on 06.11.07 at 01:06 AM • [comment link]

    These are all great!  Applause to the talented Bitches among us.

    I recently saw “Jesus Camp,” so I found TAMING THE SERPENT by Ted Haggard to be particularly funny.

    Yes, we’re all going to hell, but we’ll be in good company.

    wordver: bring95.  As in, Bring the 95 SPF!

  26. Cait said on 06.11.07 at 06:00 AM • [comment link]

    #3. Oh how I LOLed.

  27. Bella said on 06.11.07 at 12:17 PM • [comment link]

    oh, by the way… just saw this headline - it will fit right in:

    Actor’s risque past halts ‘Adam’ film

    http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110AP_Creation_Museum_Adam.html

  28. MamaNice said on 06.11.07 at 01:38 PM • [comment link]

    I gotta hand it to #8, he-he, “hand it”: - photoshopping Eve’s arm to search underwater and giving Adam the first mullet - ah, pissing off Jehovah was never funnier.

  29. Nifty said on 06.11.07 at 06:35 PM • [comment link]

    My vote’s for #3.  Loved the endorsement blurb by J. Falwell.  Hahahaha.  So hot, you’ll burn…..IN HELL!

    Hehe.  Still giggling.

  30. Poison Ivy said on 06.11.07 at 09:30 PM • [comment link]

    #3 for Falwell. Apt.

  31. Josie said on 06.12.07 at 01:48 AM • [comment link]

    It’s gotta be #3

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